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Another Fantastic DEI Hire!

Time for a rare sports post!

Back in 2023, Jim Harbaugh was the head coach for the Michigan Wolverines. Being from Toledo which sits in-between Ann Arbor and Columbus, the Michigan-Ohio State rivalry was one of the most important things we talked about as kids. I watched Jim Harbaugh when he played quarterback for Michigan in the mid 80s and it was a big deal when Michigan hired him to coach the team. He did OK with a record of 86 wins and 25 losses. That is only a 77% winning percentage but his final three seasons, 2021-2023 the team was 12-2, 13-1 and 13-0 respectively for a 92.5% winning percentage capped by winning the National Championship over the Washington Huskies.

There were some issues including a “sign stealing” controversy that I didn’t even realize was a thing so to no one’s surprise Harbaugh left after Michigan won the national championship and went back to the NFL to coach the Los Angeles Chargers. I am so out of the sports loop I didn’t realize the San Diego Chargers were back in L.A..

The U of M being the U of M, they decided to replace Harbaugh in house with a 2G assistant coach named Sherrone Banfield Moore. Michigan has always been a very liberal university even by American college standards so it was not a shocker that they picked a DEI hire to fight White supremacy and own the Bad Orange Man or something.

It hasn’t been great. Despite having a team built by Harbaugh, the Wolverines under Moore went 15 and 8 which is barley a 65% winning percentage. Last year they tied for 7th in the Big “Ten” and this year tied for 4th after losing to Ohio State. Moore did manage to lure the top high school prospect away from LSU, Bryce Underwood, but he was just OK as a freshman and might leave UM now if someone dangles a bunch of money in his face.

Then it got worse. Moore was accused of having the dreaded “inappropriate relationship” with a member of the Michigan staff and that is a no-no. He was unceremoniously fired by Michigan yesterday.

Later that same day he was arrested in Michigan and jailed for assault. I have had some bad days but never quite that bad.

We don’t know yet for sure but here is my guess.

Moore is told he is being fired for banging an employee. He goes home and tells his wife that he was fired for banging an employee. His wife flips out and he smacks her around to get her in line. She calls the cops and he goes to jail.

That seem about right?

His wife is one Kelli Moore and with that name you just know….

The staffer hasn’t been officially named but a woman’s name is floating around the internet and she set her Instagram to private. Her name? Paige Shiver and again the name gives it away.

Some reports claim he knocked her up.

Uh oh, sounds like we have us a mudshark fight!

There are a lot of coaches being considered already to replace Moore. They all have one thing in common, all of them are White. Moore was the first black head coach of Michigan football and hopefully will be the last.

29 Comments

  1. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    Negroes just have to negro. When I was a MP, I used to see this all the time in around Fort Hood and Fort Benning. They usually prefer fat blondes. I saw it again as a Deputy Sheriff in SoCal. When I would referee domestic troubles, it was usually a negro Marine and some fat blond. I worked with a woman who would consul her daughter to always refuse the advances of negro men. She told her daughter not to dirty her own blood. She knew. She was raised Southern Baptist. Life is a vale of tears.

  2. ozark homesteader

    Mudshark fight. Hahahahaha! Never did I imagine I would know such a phrase or imagine such a sight!

    The .gif is without peer. One for the ages.

  3. Moe Gibbs

    I am of the opinion that they literally cannot help it. They can’t keep it in their pants around willing [White] women.

    Many years ago, I worked with a black engineer at Warlabs, Inc. who eagerly embraced his role as the sacred numinous negro, taking full advantage of his privilege by being worse than useless and a menace around the secretarial pool. Since he couldn’t ‘engineer’ his way out of a wet paper bag with a road map, he was forever going on ‘special assignment’ as the company’s envoy, and given trivial, public-facing duties where, presumably, he couldn’t do any damage. He was glib and charismatic and it looked good on paper when goobermint audits were conducted to have such a high-profile token on the payroll.

    He was tasked once with hand-carrying a satchel of highly classified documents from our plant on the east coast to the customer in Cali. Cross-country flight with a stop-over in Chicago, hand off the docs and enjoy a leisurely week in the sun on the company dime before heading home. Easy, right?

    Nope. Homeboy charmed his way into the short skirt of a stewardess on the first leg of his journey and never made the connecting flight to San Diego. He disappeared for several days, with those classified docs in his possession, while security on both coasts shit little green apples.

    By and by he arrived on the left coast and was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that he was in hot water for his little detour. He simply could not believe that his excuse of White pussy (ya know, White pussy, y’all!) did not impress those who were expecting him to arrive on schedule with the highly sensitive paperwork.

    Any White guy pulling such a stunt would be fired on the spot. He’d also have his security clearance permanently revoked. But ol’ Earl slipped the noose, kept his job, and the whole thing was hushed up, buried, forgotten. This was the late 80s. Before Ferguson, before Floyd, before the Biden nightmare years. They’ve only gotten exponentially more brazen with their GG privilege since then. Tell me again about what a rayciss, White supremacist society we live in.

    • Don Curton

      That pretty much corresponds with my experiences in the workplace as an engineer. We got one manager now, very smooth, charismatic, even handsome by black standards. And like you said, couldn’t engineer his way out of a wet paper bag but doesn’t matter, he’s the boss now and gots plenty of non-black engineers under him to handle stuff like that. Company loves a guy like that. He spouts the company propaganda religiously and sky-rockets straight up the corporate ladder.

      Also, the moment a new women walks into the control room, every darkie in the field suddenly finds a reason to come inside and sweet talk her. She could be man-faced and 300 lbs, they’d still flock in and hit that. Unbelievable. They just can’t help themselves.

  4. ghostsniper

    The 2 most important things to any animal is 1, eating, and 2, fucking.

    This is because they lack the intellectual horsepower to think beyond the here and now.

    There’s proven reason why the founders though of them as 3/5 human and frankly I think they were too generous.

    Remember folks, male negro’s cannot keep their hands off their genitals.

    They are touching on their genitals all day long, even right out in public.

    Even when they are preparing your meal at a restaurant.

    Think about that the next time your wife wants to go out to eat somewhere.

    Ya’ll are sitting at the table in anticipation of your meal, meanwhile a nasty assed negro is back there hand tearing the lettuce for your salad, or hand pattying up your cheeseburger, and groping it’s genitals all along the way.

  5. ozark homesteader

    The world we live in is growing to have all the aesthetics and all the functionality of a taco’d bike wheel.

    OT, but I have to wonder what psycho-bending alternate-realiticeuticals they have the Kirk patsy loaded up on for his court appearances.

  6. Laughing Gator

    Look at the pictures of his wife and mistress.
    Notice the mistress looks like a younger hotter version of his wife.

    I have never understood people like this guy who:
    * blew up his job and career and lost millions of dollars
    * blew up his family
    * will get taken to the cleaners in the divorce.

    ALL for a piece of ass — is he frigging CRAZY ?
    To boot the mistress is a younger version of his wife.
    Here’s a crazy idea, if you are horny go home and have sex with your wife…. crazy I know.

    • Jen

      According to dispatch recording, had been stalking her for months, before showing up at her house. The threads suggest she was preggo and refusing to abort.

  7. LargeMarge

    I see a ‘paige shiver’, I immediately think blackmail/bribe.
    And then, I immediately think ‘the juice’.
    .
    *****
    .
    Every time the male brown gets some cash, he instantly heads for the closest Northern European Heritage female…
    … suggesting the male brown is disgusted by the female brown.

  8. Max Wiley

    I saw this story hit the news feeds and I knew instantly I would be seeing more about it here.
    The “told you so’s” are stacking up.
    Fatigue level: 11

  9. Skippy Roo

    Harbaugh almost took the Colts to the Super Bowl but Pittsburgh never loses any official calls at home just as Vegas wants it.
    Tom Brady played for Michigan and recently watched the big comeback against Alabama in 2000.
    Once you go vibrant diversity down and out are the only options.

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