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Twenty Will Get You Three!

Oh those silly 2Gs! Always doing stupid crap without even a moment of thought as to the potential consequences.

Docs: Indy woman attacked neighbor with hammer during dispute over $20

Did you say hammer?

Hammer Time GIFs | Tenor

An Indy woman will serve three years behind bars after she was convicted of assaulting her neighbor with a hammer during a heated dispute over $20 earlier this year.

The Marion County Prosecutor’s Office announced on Thursday that Olivia Colbert was sentenced to four years, with three of those being served in the Indiana Department of Correction and one year suspended to probation. She also received two more years of probation for two other unrelated cases….

….While officers were en route, they learned from dispatch that the caller’s wife reported that her neighbor, whom she identified as Colbert, had attacked her with a hammer. Police arrived on the scene and were met by a woman sporting visible injuries on her face.

The victim went on to explain that she had gotten into an argument with Colbert. Court documents document how the fight reportedly stemmed from a dispute over $20 that Colbert claimed her mother had sent via CashApp to the victim. When Colbert questioned this, court documents said the victim “was aware of the money” and reportedly told Colbert that “she did not have it.”

In response, Colbert reportedly assaulted the other woman and struck her with a hammer covered in a sock multiple times.

Well at least she covered the hammer with a sock, that was courteous. Here is the lovely lady in question.

Of course she claims she acted in self-defense. That is the second part of the go-to playbook for blacks.

Step One: They called me nigger!

Step Two: It wuz self-defense!

Over a whopping $20 she attacked someone with a hammer and now gets to spend a couple of years in the lovely women’s prison in Indy.

Hey, impulse control might not be overrated after all….

15 Comments

  1. ghostsniper

    5’3″, 185lb
    Free gov’t “food” results.

    It should, legally, say:
    Race: negro

    The other descriptive words are shallow platitudes meant to cuddle the foreign animals, much like affirming the “pronouns” for the mentally damaged.

  2. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    More good news for those of us who know the truth about negroes. These stories need to be published far and wide son the stupid white Sheeple will understand the hatred negroes have for whites.

  3. Skippy Roo

    MC Hammer’s crack pipe belongs in the Smithsonian.
    Worshipping nogs and hook noses is working out so well.
    Tell me more about the New Man workers utopia.
    I love a good fairytale.

  4. SirLawrence

    Anything under $1000 is a miss deMeanor. Which means you get the hammer, but with the sock. Over $1000, or anything involving down-low cockplay, is Steel reserve. Rawdog begets rawdog. Paul Palosi knows all about that old iron rule of nog-docking without paying the cash toll.

    • KGB

      I’ll bet you anything she pronounces it “coal-burt”. And what’s with the booking sheet listing her race as “black or African-American”? What’s the difference? I suppose they don’t want to offend groids that actually hail from the Dark Continent by lumpimg them in with the obsolete farm equipment.

  5. Nolan Parker

    5’3″, 185lb

    Who gets caught by that? I Fo Dayum Sure ain’t lettin Anyone I’m arguing with walk up on me with a hammer.

  6. Moe Gibbs

    Sock on hammer is the ‘silencer’ for when that ball peen strikes cement-hard negro skull. Kinda hard to claim self-defense when you arrive on scene carrying a weapon that is specially prepared for the attack you intend to launch. Maybe her court-appointed, taxpayer-funded attorney will pull the Andy Capp defense – “I thought she was going to hit me, so I hit her back, first.”

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