This one falls into the category of “Stories where you can accurately picture the mugshot just from the headline”…..
Wingstop worker accused of burning customers with cooking oil
If you guessed “dead-eyed black chick with a terrible wig” you win the prize!
A Wingstop employee is accused of throwing hot oil at two customers during an argument, seriously burning one of them.
Johnisa Herring, 25, was charged with aggravated assault following the alleged attack on July 22 at the Winchester Road business.
According to Memphis police, two women came to the restaurant to pick up an order when they got into a disagreement with Herring.
The woman said Herring went to the kitchen, grabbed a bowl, filled it with hot oil, and threw it at them.
One of the victims was hit in the face and torso and was transported to the Regional Medical Center with second-degree burns on over 18% of her body.
The other woman was burned on her right shoulder by the oil. Police have not said what started the fight.
Damn, they have better aim with hot cooking oil than they do with stolen Glocks.
I haven’t seen any video evidence but this is Memphis (62% black) and it involved chicken wings so I am going to guess with near 100% confidence that the customers she was squabbling with were also black women.
What led to this oily altercation? In a different story we read:
According to police, the argument boiled over after a customer came up 61 cents short on their bill. The woman is now at Regional One recovering from severe burns.
Police were called to the restaurant just after midnight that Friday morning, and said two women entered the restaurant to pick up their food order. Police said the customers and an employee, Johnisa Herring, got into a disagreement about the bill, for which the customers were 61 cents short.
I am pretty sure most White women on finding they were stiffed for a mere $.61 by a staff of angry black women would count their blessings that they weren’t shot by said staff and leave with their food. In the video interview from the second story linked you will be stunned to learn that a fast food joint serving wings in Memphis is known for having awful customer service.
Maybe the trick is to not stop to eat anywhere that has a significant population of blacks?
Nah, that sounds racist.
Still, I might stick with Culvers and their generally mostly White and polite staff.
I noticed in that Cincinnati video, she gotta hair weave.
Eat out where the vibrancy is?
Your food gonna get raped!
Culvers TV commercials are inundated with negros.
One of the major reasons my wife I almost never eat out is the enormous influx of nasty assed negros everywhere.
The males especially CANNOT keep their hands off of their genitals. They are constantly openly groping themselves.
It’s beyond my grasp how anyone can eat food that has been handled by trash infested ghetto residents.
The very thought makes my skin crawl.
Not to mention the fact that if a negro is anywhere in the area you must be prepared to instantly pull your gun in self defense, or grab a chair and blow a window out and run.
No thanks, I’ll just sit on the porch here in the southern Indiana woods and let the wildlife entertain me.
Culvers is the one place I very seldom ever see blacks.
My singular complaint with Culver’s is that I can’t get jalapenos on my double butter burger with cheese. Otherwise, they are without peer for restaurants with a drive up window.
Many of their locations are relatively free of dievershitty, but certainly not all. There’s also the fact that the Culver family sold a large stake (though they maintain a controlling interest, by my understanding) to a big corporate outfit to fund their rapid expansion of the past 10 years or so. This resulted in the “streamlining” of the menu, eliminating many long time items (fried chicken most notably). Concurrent with this shift in ownership has been visibly more dievershitty in their commercials and marketing materials. I’ll still eat there for now, but their reign as being amongst the only fast food I’ll still willingly eat may be winding down.
Johnisa “Red” Herring. The jokes may write themselves, but I have to wonder if this joke even gets the connection between her surname and that nasty crimson weave.
…a disagreement about the bill, for which the customers were 61 cents short
Sounds to me like the ebony-hued ladies were paying in cash and came up a few dimes short. But either way, boiling oil over 61 cents? How niggardly.
“How niggardly.”
Funny and apt for the story! Well, played, sir.
Speaking of 26yo unpleasant types, another story aways down the page:
http://www.qcnews.com/crime-and-public-safety/cmpd-officer-charged-after-allegedly-threatening-a-woman-police-say/
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I refuse to stoop to commenting about the genuinely ugliest woman in the known universe, nor will I degrade these hallowed pages by mentioning the worst wig-hat in the extensive history of all wig-hats.
I am better than that…
Niggers! Every. Single. Time. Unable to think beyond the moment, no ability to weigh actions versus consequences.
The sheboon is 26 and in all that time has never thought–nor read about–crime vs punishment.
“Imagine, if you will, one Johnisa Herring, 25, working at her dull, going-nowhere job, when she is confronted by two surly sheboons who are out to ruin her day. How she will react, what will happen next, is discovered when you dare to go through that door, the door that leads to……The Twilight Zone.”
Another hazard in such places is getting special secret condiments added by the staff.
Having worked in a chip shop I well know the pain of hot oil. If anyone for any reason starts chucking that stuff around they’ve crossed the red line into lethal threat and will be dealt with appropriately.
This is just hilarious a DIE hire suing her airline because of a DIE hire caused her harm…You just can’t make this stuff up of how absurd it is…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14963339/amp/delta-plane-crash-landed-toronto-flight-attendant-pilot-lawsuit.html
$75 million? Dat’s a whole lotta gibs!
Line,
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Thank you for the link.
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An aside:
re : pilot on the controls First Officer ‘Little Cutey’ Kendall [stands, salutes]
Is there a minimum height requirement to reach the pedals… and see over the dash?
That was rude, I should be ashamed…
The searing irony being the premise of the title to the article.
It doesn’t seem like I remember there being “assault style eating establishments” back in the olden days.
Ferals and food. The stepping stones to a good time.
Someone needs to open a place called Thunderdome. Maybe in the fashion of the Yum Yum Tree of old. (Something akin to the food court at the mall.)
if you go out to eat and see “them ” on staff, you taking a chance with your food. you should know better !
and any fast food joint is going to have them on staff. they hate you. no reason why other than they have to ‘work”
instead of just getting money/stuff just for being Black. we like Perkins as it has a all white staff that we have seen.
might be different at different times I guess. don’t know. we stop in just about every time we are in town and the staff
knows us. I always tip well and up front. it makes a big difference in service .
we never went out to eat when we “lived” back in Philly. any guesses on that ?
18% ??? How exactly do you determine that the victim suffered 2nd degree burns over 18% of their body? Do they measure the entire skin surface first, then measure the burn areas? Or do they just make a quick estimate? Why not 20% – If you’re estimating then maybe round off a little? Or is there some insurance thing about 20% that makes it important to be 18% only?
Oh yeah, niggers.
The 18% comes from a standard medical algorithm for burns called “the rule of nines” where each part of the body is guesstimated as 9 or 18 (ie two nines) percent. The head and arms are 9% each. Each leg is 18% and the trunk of the body is 18% front and 18% back. That makes 11 segments; 11×9% gives 99%. The final 1% is assigned to the genitals.
I’m not saying this is physically accurate in terms of actual surface area. It’s just a standard convention so that everyone’s on the same page.
I just learned something…..thanks
Indeed. I’d never heard that before, either. Now I’m going to make an obvious joke about my genitals constituting more than 1% of my body, just because I’m feeling sophmoric tonight.
Just remember, if the genitals grow to 2% the head reduces to 8%.
In the case of male negros, when the genitals grow to 10% the head reduces to 10% also.
At a 10% head size the male negros have very little gray matter and are very reactively animalistic.
Wow, ok, that makes some sense. I just thought the 18% was weird cause generally we think in base 10. And I’d also add that I’d prefer burns over any random 9-18% of my body rather than my 1%. Easily.
Should be charged with attempted murder.