A reader submission! From Memphis of course.
At the end “Would you really want that back?”, that cracked me up.
Of course Deaundre pulled a gun on a security guard, turning shoplifting into a far more serious crime.
A security guard at the grocery store said she saw two men and a woman concealing merchandise in their waistbands, followed them to the parking lot, and asked them to return the items.
She said that’s when she saw one of the men pull out a silver handgun, point it at her, and tell her to “go about her business.”
Police said surveillance video from inside the Superlo show the three suspects stuffing the meat into their pants before being confronted by the security guard.
Officers said they were able to identify Deaundre Malone as the man with the gun from a previous investigation.
Deaundre and Angela Malone are also accused of stealing hundreds of dollars’ worth of body wash from the Walgreens in the 1800 block of Union Avenue in August. Walgreens employees told police they were known shoplifters.
Um, I think stopping shoplifters is the security guard’s business. At least they will be clean with all dat body wash….
Bonus Memphis Man content not deserving of it’s own post.
Police say a man tracked down a co-worker and shot him twice in the chest because he believed he had stolen a pair of his shoes.
Derrick Eure, 33, was charged with attempted first-degree murder and is being held on a $400,000 bond.
Police said the victim was sitting in a car with his girlfriend on Rozelle Street on Monday when someone started firing into the vehicle. The girlfriend drove her boyfriend to a fire station on Elvis Presley Boulevard and told police she recognized Eure as the shooter.
The girlfriend said she, her boyfriend, and Eure all worked for the same catering business, and two days earlier at work, Eure had accused her boyfriend of stealing his shoes. She said Eure told her and two other employees he was going to kill her boyfriend.
At least he had a job, or used to have a job…
A big misunderstanding. Deaundre thought the Superlo in Memfrica had a 100% off sausage sale. At least he didn’t get between a nigger and his shoes.
It was chicken.
Barnyard Pimp.
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“Deaundre and Angela Malone are also accused of stealing hundreds of dollars’ worth of body wash.”
Newsflash, Deaundre: No body wash known to mankind can neutralize the stink coming off your nogg ass.
Maybe try a ten minute muriatic acid dip followed by a hard scraping with a putty knife!
My take is still much more moderate and enlightened than that of you ignernt far right conservatives.
Blacks that shoot other blacks should get good citizenship medals, and govt subsidized guns and ammo.
😂👍
You sure don’t see Redwing stores with that kind of theft problem.
A guard who was trying to prevent lossage
Stopped a negro who’d purloined a sausage.
He then pulled a gun, and told her to run
just another case of diversity costage.
Clap clap clap clap!
A meme of the workboots store still in mint condition after the riot.
Those who are downtrodden and oppressed often riot.
The pics look like the zombie that tried to grab a child off a playground in Commierado.
The gospel reading at mass today was about the Good Thief and the Bad Thief being crucified on either side of Jesus. (Luke 23:35-43)
Jerusalem must have be a very polite place back around 33 A.D. if they were killing thieves.
aaand what kind of doofus goes and axes for the stolen meat back?
And they’ll be back out on the streets (first couple) in days.
Bring back the stocks and the gibbet.
Stocks, with free flinging of dung, offal and past use-before date veggies. Inhabitant gets one more chance, or else:
Gibbet, so one can track the starvation and dehydration of the shitbag locked in an iron cage. Highly amusing to watch crows pick their eyes out while they try to harvest the crow for desperately needed nutrients and moisture.
Both procedures’ messigde……wee bee civulized heare, doan steel oar els.