I saw it and now you have to.
Who hasn’t pondered this question: What would you get if an especially stupid water buffalo and a lazy zebra had a baby? Now we know.
I assume she looked at herself in a mirror before she left, thought “I look hot” and went with this outfit.
Of course she is going to run for another office, even if she doesn’t win she will still be able to skim millions in campaign donations from self-loathing White donors and at some point, probably sooner rather than later, she will actually win something. Running for office and losing full time is a pretty slick and lucrative gig, just ask Beto O’Rourke.
I had a shower curtain that looked like that once.
I guess she’s putting the “Beyond” in Bed Bath and Beyond.
Vertical stripes are supposed to be slimming, and usually they are, but for everything there is an exception. You just can’t miss the way these bow out at a certain point.
Hah. GMTA and all that. We musta been typing at the same time.
The flaw in the design is the seam around the diaphragm. Otherwise the slimming effect might have worked.
Clothing fabric in bulk only comes in 2 widths. 44″ and 108″.
So they had to make a seam somewhere.
“Vertical stripes are slimming”. And don’t you forget it, you h8tr.
Not that slimming is needed.
#bodypositivity
That reminds me of the “dazzle” camo they used on ships in WW1 to make it harder for subs to get a speed and bearing for targeting.
You’ve heard of a ‘gravy train’? Well, I christen Stacy Adams the “Grift Blimp” for…obvious reasons.
And yeah, that’s some ricky-tickin’ striped pajamas, there (h/t Tigger).
Looks like one of those beach changing tents.
What a fantastic hambeast!!
The frightening thought is that she could possibly fertile and therefore one drunken shag from a loser without sight, taste or sense of smell ( the only way even a drunk loser could pund that) from reproducing. I’d rather face an army of the undead than the Grendel like offspring of this monster.
She was born in 1973 so she will be 50 this year, her fertility window hopefully slammed shut years ago.
And Morbid Obesity isn’t race-specific, either, just as many Great White Land Whales waddling around at Wallymart…
When she struts I bet it looks like 3 possums fightin’ in a sack. She’s misappropriating Nugent camouflage.
Stacy Abrams/Lizzo 2024.
Yes we can!
She’s in shape! Spheres are a shape.
Imagine what she would look like Naked, under a sunlamp, oiled. The makings of a really bad nightmare.