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White People Don’t Season Dey Kid’s Faces

On today’s exciting episode of “Insane or Just black?” we have Daqueel Hall. You’re not you when you’re hungry…..

Docs: Mom arrested for biting daughter in face

Whatchu talkin’ ’bout Willis?

 A Delaware County woman was arrested after she allegedly bit her own daughter.

Daqueel Hall, 26, was charged with Battery on a Juvenile, a Level 5 Felony.

Officers with the Muncie Police Department received a report with pictures from the Department of Child Services on Feb. 14, that alleged that Hall battered her daughter. On Thursday, May 1, the 5-year-old girl was taken to a expanded forensic interview where she reportedly disclosed that her mother physically attacked.

The victim said that her mom bit her on the face and used a stick to scratch the inside of her legs, according to court documents.

A five year old? I can see spanking an unruly 5 year old in some cases but having raised 8 children through that age I never once thought it was appropriate to bite them on the face.

In fairness to Daqueel, the average 5 year old niglet is a feral beast and probably only responds to over the top violence. Most 2Gs never even grow out of that stage. Regardless keep an eye out for the child of Ms. Hall in 6-7 years from now when they get arrested for their first felony.

“A five year old once asked me for a juice box. I ate her face with some fava beans and a nice malt liquor”

26 Comments

  1. Laughing Gator

    Seriously, you can’t make this shit up.

    A chimp or an ape would never do this shit to their young, so why do 2Gs ? Drugs ?

  2. George True

    The names ! Daqueel?!? Seriously? Where in the hell do they come up with these names ?! In reading any news report, I almost always know if the perp is a 2G because of their fucking ridiculous semi-unpronounceable names.

  3. Big Ruckus D

    There once was a 5 year old niglet
    Whose facial flesh tasted like piglet
    Her momma bit in
    With an evil grin
    And said Sheeeeit
    Bixnoodmuthafucka

    Honestly, I’m disgusted by this shit. The above wasn’t even a decent effort at making light of it, because what can I really even say about something so screwed up? We have some inconceivably dark times ahead of us.

  4. LargeMarge

    “…On today’s exciting episode of “Insane or Just black?”…”
    [applause!]
    And I will probably be chuckling at that the rest of the week.
    .
    Benefit of the doubt:
    D’Queel saw a documentary about mixing swine jowls in cheese, and probably thought:
    * “Why not!’! I got that five pounder of cheddar from the food bank, I got this kid I don’t particularly care about…”

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