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Over in the giant outdoor manure lagoon known as the Indian subcontinent, India and Pakistan are on the verge of open war. Some are labelling this 9/11 vs 7/11 but either way if it kicks off it will be the stinkiest war in human history. These two nations have been poking at each other for decades, mostly over the Kashmir region which both sides apparently claim. To you and me the two sides are indistinguishable, both some variation of brown people with poor hygiene, but they hate each other.

Generally speaking, I would hope for a catastrophic war that wipes out both nations. Pakistan has a population of around 241 million, almost all of them Muslim so complete eradication would be a net positive for the world. India is a much larger nation and also more populous with 1.4 billion people or approximately 1.3999 billion too many.

The only problem is that for some bizarre reason these two former British colonies are in possession of significant nuclear arsenals. India reportedly has around 180 warheads and Pakistan boasts 170. They aren’t shy about threatening each other with them, just last week some goofball Pakistani minister declared “‘Our nukes and missiles aren’t for show, they’re for India,’ says Pakistan Minister”. Well that is helpful.

As Pakistan is much smaller than India, so is their military with a reported 660,000 active duty personnel and another half million reserves while India has an enormous military, claiming over 1.4 million on active duty and over 1 million in reserve. I didn’t bother digging into the specific make-up of each military but I assume that India has a far more advanced military overall in addition to a 2 to 1 numerical superiority. If this does kick off into a full scale war? It would be reasonable to expect India to thrash Pakistan and Pakistan very specifically reserves the right to launch nukes in the event of an impending catastrophic loss.

I honestly don’t care about the massive loss of life on both sides in the event of a nuclear exchange, nor would anyone in Pakistan or India care much about a similar loss in America. What does concern me would be a couple hundred nukes being detonated.

While the Indian subcontinent is pretty far from the U.S., we don’t have any sort of real data on what would happen if 200 more or less modern nuclear warheads were detonated anywhere in the world. At a minimum it would cause massive contamination of the surrounding nations, perhaps Australia and Japan and the Philippines. Who knows what would end up in the water and atmosphere. There are models of course but being a non-scientist it seems to me that 200 nukes going up in the Indian subcontinent qualifies as A Very Bad Thing Indeed™.

It would also of course create an “humanitarian crisis” without precedent, and “humanitarian crisis” is code for black and brown people being black and brown people and the White world being expected to fix what they screwed up. What passes for infrastructure in those nations would be devastated and people that are already living on the edge of chaos would be thrown back into the stone age overnight. You can bet that the U.S. will be expected to pony up billions or even trillions to “rebuild” what Pakistan and India destroyed and of course a flood of low IQ Indian subcontinent types would demand “asylum” in America, having destroyed their home and now looking for a new place to wreck not to mention people from Burma, Thailand, etc. Thanks to the tons of influential Indian types like Vivisection Ramaswamy, their demands for “aid” would likely be met by Whites who won’t get a whisper of gratitude.

It will probably blow over but if it doesn’t it could cause ripples throughout the world. You might not care about world events but world events can cause you a ton of grief.

21 Comments

  1. Big Ruckus D

    A pakistan(d off) with the pajeet sheeeeit in the street. Marvelous, this is just what the world needed right now. Fuck these filthy people. I’ve seen this situation brewing, and figure it will pop off before too long just to insure that we have to face another huge, intractable crisis at a most inopportune moment.

  2. Lineman

    If they nuked each other they probably wouldn’t even know it because they would still live in a shithole… Cockroaches tend to survive anywhere…

  3. saoirse

    Seeing that the dot niggers are Israel sycophants, expect the Jew.S.A. to back them at the behest of their chosen masters – to the detriment of it’s citizens of course when the nation’s coffers are further drained for ‘humanitarian assistance’ and the car bombs start going off. Can just see Kash Pootel using his g-men to his (and Israel’s) advantage and rounding up muzzies and their supporters. Just keep repeating: They hate us for our freedumbs!

    • ozark homesteader

      I’m no expert, but it seems like max casualties on both sides would certainly benefit Western Civilization. Personally, I myself am waiting for a district court judge’s ruling to be announced against a Trump administration action that hasn’t yet been made public. Might confirm for some folks that we are now in the late kayfabe stage of this collapse.

      • saoirse

        It definitely would be beneficial, were it just a simple matter of them mutually destroying each other. It’s the fallout, nuclear and otherwise, that could seriously affect the rest of us. That and the havoc the throngs of those squatters will create in their aptly titled ‘host’ countries (a.k.a. The West).
        Trump and his chumps won’t give the finger to the judiciary regarding domestic issues because jewish demands, Pissrael and power money schemes are permanently front and center.

        • ozark homesteader

          Pakistani “defense minister” made a declaration that if Pakistan is attacked they’ll nuke india and if they nuke india they will nuke the planet under the premise that if pakistan won’t survive they’ll take out the whole world. That makes the war/threat of war between the hotelians and the sevenelevenites existential for the rest of us and clearly begs for the preemptive destruction of both nations IMHO.

  4. Anonymous

    A real question is why there hasn’t been any nuclear exchange yet. These are in-bred, low-IQ, low impulse control people, on both sides. Not patient diplomats, but hot heads who very likely do not see the big picture or care about downstream effects. I suspect that neither side has yet lobbed a warhead at the other because their nuclear arsenals are either highly unreliable, or simply imaginary.

    When the cold war ended, it was discovered that the Soviet nuclear arsenal was in such awful disrepair that it was likely most of their weaponry was unusable. Bricked by years of poor maintenance and inactivity. Rusted ICBM silos filled with water, warheads missing and unaccounted for. Is it reasonable to suppose that the pajeets and pakis are any better at keeping their powder dry and their toys up to snuff? I’d be very surprised if more than a tiny fraction of those alleged 180 and 170 nukes are viable today.

  5. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    I am praying the Pakis take out all of the call centers. I am so tired of Pajeets named Kevin calling about my expired warranties. Life is a vale of tears.

    • Big Ruckus D

      You got one named Kevin? That would be a stroke of originality, if so. Most I’ve been stuck talking too are “John Smith” or some such similarly absurd nom de plume.

  6. Alex Lund

    I agree with you but I suspect your dream wont come true.
    We always hear that this country hates this country and they will go all in – but never happens.

    Just look at China / Taiwan.
    China closes off about 90% of the waters around Taiwan for missile exerrcises and nothing happens. Just imagine that Taiwan would declare a fire exercise exactly in the same area where the chinese fleet is assembling to fire missiles at some free water area thereby closing of a giant patch of water so that no ship can use it. And as soon as the chinese fire the taiwanese fire too.

    Or Baltics. According to the press russian jets violate the airspace of the baltics. Ok, you accept once but the second time this happens you launch a SAM to say in big bold letters: “NO WAY!”

    But again, never happens. All cowards.

    Or think us Germans. When in the 1950ties the german secretary of foreign affairs declared the eastern territories to be lost forever (Berlin Declaration 1945 anybody?) did the germans of these areas react? Some of them were veterans of the Wehrmacht or Waffen SS, with medals signifying their courage. Men, who stormed fearlessly into enemy machinegun fire or attacked tanks with just handgrenades had turned into cowards.

    But the same happened in the USA.
    Vietnam Veterans, just come home from Vietnam, with experience of infiltrating Vietcong stronghold, all united by hatred of Hanoi Jane Fonda – and nothing.
    I would say that the security of a Vietcong stronghold would be far superior to the security at Hanoi Jane Fondas Hollywood mansion, or?

    Or look at
    https://ncrenegade.com/our-childrens-descent-into-evil/
    Just once mentioning the word Contraband and the lady shuts up.
    I think now you know why Hitler came to power and nobody did something against him.

    I thought you had a 1st AD for Free Speech and a 2nd AD to protect the 1st AD.

    • Lineman

      I think you know the answer to that Brother but if not here is why because men won’t fight until they are back into a corner and most won’t even then unless an authority figure/state tells them too or gives them permission too…Most won’t even take the necessary steps to get ready to defend themselves even though they know deep down its coming…They are just content to be cattle for slaughter as long as their comfort isn’t interrupted and if it is they will clamor/bleat for more laws to bind their chains tighter…It’s the slave mentality brought on by years and years of brainwashing and they will fight harder against those who are trying to save them and their progeny than those who are trying to eradicate them…Sad That and have lost quite a few that use to interact because that Truth is just to much to bear for most…

  7. TakeAHardLook

    The most concerning “humanitarian crisis” resulting from an exchange of nukes by Dot/Paki pajeets is the following:

    Imagine after a bunch of nukes (ground bursts) detonate. Look at all of that abominably contaminated water, soil, human and cow shit (both measured in fucktons) being atomized, lifted into the ionosphere AND the stratosphere, there to be disseminated–along with radioactive particles–throughout the world.

    Ah, the smell of burned cow shit, human shit and crispy pajeets!

    There would be nothing like it, ever.

  8. Zorost

    The Great Curry Clash – A nod to culinary pride, with both sides hurling spicy insults and actual spices.

    Naan-Stop Nuke-Off – Bread-based bravado meets apocalyptic escalation.

    Bollywood vs. Lollywood Armageddon – Where dramatic dance-offs turn into missile launches.

    The Tikka Masala Tussle – A saucy skirmish over who claims the dish’s true origin.

    Partition Palooza 2.0 – A chaotic sequel to history’s messiest breakup.

    Samosa Showdown – Triangular snacks fuel a triangular conflict.

    The Mango Missile Melee – Both sides weaponize their fruit obsession.

    Chai-Pocalypse – Tea-fueled tempers boil over into all-out war.

    Cricket Bat Carnage – When sports rivalry turns into literal batting battles.

    Spice Wars: The Vindaloo Vengeance – A fiery fight where nobody’s stomach survives.

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