How about something a little less serious?
First up! Makiya Denee Mial, a female 2G living in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Makiya stole a check made payable to a lawn care business in the amount of $1,950. She altered the “payable to” line and then deposited the check into someone else’s bank account using the app on her phone before somehow withdrawing the funds. The perfect crime!
Except that of course the lawn company called the customer asking where their payment was, and the customer called the bank only to find that the check had been deposited. It was a simple matter to figure out where the check was deposited and then track down Makiya, helped no doubt by her using her own phone to commit the fraud. Now she is facing three felony charges. Genius!
Next up we have 33 year old Dominique Smith-Montgomery.
She is accused of….well, just read the headline for yourself.
Jail worker hid phone in her underwear, passed it to inmate: sheriff
I would rather burn to death than use that phone to dial 911.
She fell in love with some felon in the Cook County Jail, where only the finest of Chicongo’s inmates are housed, and smuggled him a phone so they could exchange lovey dovey text messages and who knows what else. It sounds to me as if a pretty significant percentage of incarcerated criminals in America have contraband cell phones. I guess that is what happens when you put the criminal class in charge of running the prisons. I’ve never been in prison but I can’t imagine being desperate enough to use a phone you have to wipe the stank from before using. ***Shudder***
Next we have Delvonne Dashon Johnson. No pic but come on, with that name?
Mr. Johnson thought it would be easy money to claim disaster relief funds for the Palisades fire by picking a burned home and claiming it was his. He would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids, er the actual homeowners making a claim for the same property.
Palisades Fire Fraud: Man Headed To Prison After Scamming $64K Out Of FEMA
In February 2025, weeks after the Palisades Fire tore through the coastline, Johnson filed a FEMA claim listing a Pacific Palisades address as a home he owned. FEMA wired him $64,138 later that same month – except, he didn’t own the house. Someone else did, and she was living in it.
The fraud unraveled only when the actual homeowner tried to file her own claim. FEMA told her someone had already submitted one on her property’s behalf. When investigators interviewed her on April 2, 2025, she told them she had lived at the address since 2015, that it was her primary residence, that she was there when the fire hit, that she had never rented the place to anyone, and that she had never heard of Delvonne Johnson.
Johnson was not working alone – he was one of several people federal prosecutors swept up for running the same play on the same disaster. Deanniah Hogan, 32, of Compton, allegedly posed as a renter at a Palisades home and drew roughly $17,351. Zenalyn McIntre, 38, of Sherman Oaks, allegedly submitted a fabricated utility bill and a driver’s license listing a different address, and received about $25,229. Hedeshia Robertson, 36, of Lakewood, pleaded guilty after obtaining some $24,899. Another defendant allegedly claimed a nonexistent Altadena address as her destroyed primary residence and collected $23,441, plus two FEMA-booked hotel stays. Jaime Arturo Carrillo, 48, pleaded guilty after claiming property damage and utility disruption at a South Los Angeles address roughly 20 miles from either fire.
Now we travel back across the country, from sunny California to New York where we meet Jennifer Lackard, the now former Deputy Police Commissioner (the head of the “Wellness Unit”!) of Mount Vernon.
What did this Deputy Police Commissioner (who made $138,219 last year) do to make this post? Well….
NY police bigwig accused of driving getaway car for her gangbanger son immediately fired
Porch monkey family values on display!
A high-ranking Westchester County police official who allegedly acted, with her husband, as her gangbanging son’s getaway driver at the scene of a Bronx shooting was fired Tuesday, officials announced.
Jennifer Lackard was canned from her post as the deputy police commissioner with the Mount Vernon Police Department just hours after she was busted for the bizzare family affair that the family allegedly planned out over a string of text messages.
Her immediate termination was directly tied to her criminal charges in aiding her 20-year-old son and “Slutty Gang” member in a bizzare family affair that also landed her son’s girlfriend in cuffs, sources said….
….Police say Lackard — a boss with the department’s Wellness Unit — and her husband, James Lackard, drove their gun-toting son, Chase Lackard, to Concourse on June 29 at 11:57 a.m. so he could fire at rival gang members, according to an indictment.
Chase Lackard, 20, texted his mother directing her to be in front of the Hall of Justice as soon as he left — with the former police commissioner allegedly giving him advice on carrying out the crime.
“You can’t just sit directly outside. It has to be timed right,” Jennifer Lackard allegedly instructed her son.
Look at dat, passing on wisdom to the younger generation! Makes me have some hope for the future. A black cop was quoted in the story…
“This is f–king embarrassing! I am embarrassed as a black law enforcement officer to see the dysfunction in a city that has a black mayor, a majority of black city council, a majority black police department that we have to see continuing dysfunction and just foolery in an organization that should be so professional,” (Damon) Jones told The Post.
Speaking of the black mayor of 60% black Mount Vernon, NY, she is reportedly a buddy of the now former Deputy Police Commissioner and her name is Mayor Shawyn Patterson-Howard. Check out this photo…
That’s a man baby! She/he/it is supposedly a mother but damn that looks like a trannie to me. What an effed up story all around.
It is a good thing they are so dumb.
Seems like the last story would go back to that “well, sure, but what would they be if they had their fathers involved” trope. The nog family that shoots people together stays together.
It’s that 97% of criminal negroes who make the other 3% look bad.
If I see a black in a position of power I assume they are engaged in criminal activities, or will be as soon as the opportunity presents itself.
Well Damon, try really hard to see the common denominator in all of this “dysfunction”.
What a criminal mastermind! You get away clean when you leave a digital trail and on camera.
Like hooknose Hymie Mondays be like all smart n’ stuff.
Let’s see what actually happens here when the “just us” system grinds this out.
My prediction: community service and restitution.
The restitution will eventually be forgiven due to financial hardship after a laborious process during which the taxpayer is on the hook for the public defender every step of the way.
She will effectively get away with it and cost the system (taxpayers) $50k+ in the process.
A lot of these “stupid” crimes look a lot less stupid when you consider what the actual outcomes are. After the process, everyone involved can claim the outcome was “legal” because there was “due process.”
Of justice, there will be none to be found.
Exactly who is smarter the ones stealing and getting away with it in the end or the dumb fucks that keep paying for it never wanting something better because they don’t want to sacrifice a damn thing willingly only that which they are forced too by the barrel of a gun… Broken people we are…
Here in Charloot, we have a catch and release justice system.
https://thetacticalhermit.substack.com/p/we-are-officially-beyond-black-fatigue
So how is it that FEMA simply cuts a multithousand $ check to some one who claims to be the owner of an affected residence without any significant background check? I expect these are loans, which is why many homeowners won’t claim them, making the double claim situation less likely…..
Madness! Utter madness! Up here in North Idaho, we are only ripped off by the state and local governments who continue to steal from us through endless school levies and property tax increases which benefit the criminal cabal of realtors, developers, contractors, and lawyers. And the bulk of the violent crime involves brain-dead texting drivers who crash into or run over other people. At least, for now, we can still meet out bills. Indeed, life is a vale of tears.
It’s no different here in southern Idaho. The California transplants make all sorts of cooey noises about how great it is to have farm-to-fork restaurants, but they rush to sell all our farmland to developers for new neighborhoods to house more Californians and “diverse” transplants who are dropped off by the FedGov. All while the communist mayor of Boise beams approvingly, wrapping the flagpoles outside the city courthouse in gay color ribbons because it was, to my pleasant surprise, made illegal to fly the gay flag like she used to.
Small doses, Mr. Grouch. The corrupt local political hacks give it out in small doses and then zone and regulate everything to the pleasure of the criminal cabal I referenced in my above post. I have a brother-in-law in Boise who lives in a nice apartment complex and still works at age 73. And his complex has its share of “Afghan Refugees.” He is grateful Idaho is a Constitutional Carry state. He stays strapped most of the time. Sad.
Such people as your mayor signal a need for a chemistry research campaign to develop a REAL solution to this plague of faggots/bolsheviks.
I LOL in Axon police bodycam videos where they say what are you doing dumbass or slow it down hot rod.
Sheboons always have the most bizarre excuses to get the cops laughing.
One was kind of cute in her panties saying I’ll F’ you good to officer who says stop talking.
We can’t live in the same country with these people.
I don’t know exactly how it shakes out, but that’s what has to happen.
I’m ready for the hard times created by soft (and stupid) men. They are coming, we can all feel it.
The crash decline of the stupid ferals is going to make the hard times worth it.
If it’s a woman, it’s a high-T woman.
Add to your list of intellectually-challenged females one Katie Waldman Miller, wife of Trump’s advisor Stephen. A prime example of a man having no control over his own wife and home . . . or if he does and supported what the stupid c*nt tweeted, then he’s equally intellectually challenged. AOC, merka’s highest-achieving bartender, went online to tell the world of her fertility concerns, and that she’s freezing her mestizo eggs because she’s too busy ripping off the merkan people to have kids. And Katie said “Aw. So sad.”
Totally aside from the fact that freezing human eggs is, itself, barbaric, why should any American want AOC to reproduce? She’s a brown invader who envies and hates White people and Western Civilization. But Katie Waldman Miller decided she was going to be the better person, and sympathize woman to woman.
This is why respectable repukes always lose. For all that AOC and her ilk call Stephen Miller a notsee for deporting her fellow mestizos, Miller permits his own wife to send messages of sympathy and commiseration. Because being ‘mean’ is not ‘who we are.’
Who ‘we’ are is weak, intellectually challenged atomized individuals who cannot even determine who is an enemy and how to treat it.
And which raises the further question of whether Katie Miller and AOC are best friends – after all, neither is a White heritage American.
Who ‘we’ are is weak, intellectually challenged atomized individuals who cannot even determine who is an enemy and how to treat it.
Amen Sister including most of our side which makes it even more frustrating…
I strongly doubt that is an ‘undoctored’ portrait of Mayor Shawn.
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Every other portrait of Mayor Shawn has Mayor Shawn with longer sleeves.
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An ‘up-there’ contender for Most Entertaining City, both the Town Manager and Mayor Shawn **drove their sons** to mass murders between rival gangs.
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Their two sons belongs to yet another rival gang, the ‘Slutty Trash Mobsters'[sic]*.
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In this news article, all the information you need, everything required, is in that ‘free preview’ segment:
http://www.tabletmag.com/the-scroll/articles/aug-5-dei-leads-to-crime
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footnotes:
* In writing, a ‘[sic]’ indicates the preceding word or phrase is quoted accurately as-writ by the author.
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