More “you can’t make this shit up”….a 2G youth killed at a watermelon festival by a different 2G youth.
Late Saturday, investigators working the murder of a 17-year-old boy at the Pageland Watermelon Festival arrested another 17-year-old Chesterfield County boy and charged him with murder.
Chesterfield County court officials confirm Jayden Jeremiah Jefferies is charged with murder, possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime, and an additional enhancement involving a concealed weapon.
The deceased 2G is one Sean Davis. As you could probably guess, according to the charging documents this was another “verbal altercation that escalated into gunfire” as once again a black kid murdered someone over a simple disagreement. Probably won’t be a GiveSendGo in his future as his victim was a fellow Watermelon-American.
A local outlet, Queen City News, pushed the police and finally were able to obtain a mugshot of the “alleged” killer, Jayden Jeremiah Jefferies….
Another 2G killer with the trademark keen expression conveying a deep intelligence. A different news story stated that Jeffries shot and killed Davis with a .22 handgun. Jeffries will automatically be charged as an adult and as this apparently happened in front of a bunch of witnesses, he is going to the big house for the duration unless some panty-waisted DA gives him a plea agreement.
Pageland is a pretty small town in South Carolina of only around 2,500 people but more than a third of those are black and I suspect a watermelon festival brings the porch monkeys a’runnin’ from miles around.
Seriously though, a watermelon festival in the South sounds like the sort of thing that should be a nice time but thanks to the people stereotypically associated with watermelon it is a place to avoid.
The jokes really do write themselves. Maybe it’s the heat dulling my usual sharply satirical mind, but I’ve nothing witty or humorous to add to this story. Just want to sit inside and soak up the A/C and forget about all the stupid bullshit right now. Doesn’t help that thunder storms last night woke me 3 times, so I’ve been dragging ass all day here.
Actually it’s not panty- waist,
It’s panty-waste it was a derrogatory term for the cum dripping down her leg on the way home.
So with that in mind it’s perfect for a liberal DA.
I like when the Chicago jesus Messiah bathhouse Barry (THE ONE!) was (s)elected and Magic Johnson was up there with fried chicken and watermelon.
Any society that elevates turds deserves to be blasted off the face of the earth.
Watermelon has Citrulline which is good for you.
Watermelon farming is a big deal down here in South Texas. Some towns still celebrate with watermelon festivals (big one in Luling). My hobby farm/ranch was carved out from a huge former corporate watermelon operation, and they will return uninvited if I don’t plow the new vines under.
Hmmm…returns uninvited if not plowed under. Sounds a bit like another invasive species that is proving to be a stone bitch to rid ourselves of.
When my kids were young, they thought it would be fun to scatter watermelon seeds in the backyard. It took years to fully eradicate the vines that seemed to magically crop up every spring.
The ultimate Herbological (is that a word) Weapon is Bamboo. Want to really F. up a Suburban/ HOA Neighborhood? Plant Bamboo in both Common Areas and Yards of the HOA “Karens”. It’s a Grass, Spreads by Runners that can cover many Hundreds of Square Feet from each Seedling, and it grows Fast.
Very Hard to Eradicate, Poison only Kills the Plant you Spray, not the Invisible Runners. Hard to Dig Up with a Shovel, too. Can’t Cut it with a Weedwhacker, either.
Oh yeah. Years ago my mom screwed up and planted a small section of bamboo to create a privacy barrier in her backyard, between the patio and the neighboring fence line. Huge mistake; it took my brother and I three seasons of concerted effort to finally wipe it out and end the spread.
Where we lived for a few decades on Long Island it was against the law to plant bamboo. And if you had any growing on your property, you were responsible for where it spread. Your neighbor could (and would) sue you for the cost of having it professionally expunged if your bamboo wouldn’t respect property lines and sprouted next door. One neighbor of ours lost his in-ground gunite pool to bamboo, when it burst through the cement wall. Nasty stuff. Kudzu with attitude.
How many mags did he have to empty before he hit him?
If you thought the KKK was bad, wait ’til you meet JJJ…
Another 3 letters name. H/T BCE coin phrase.
Chris(CIII)
Apparently they weren’t doing the Watermelon Crawl.
I’m surprised that no one noticed the derogatory term used in the news story. Both of the yoofs were called “boys”.
Had to play Levon Helm’s Watermelon Time In Georgia. I do dearly love sweet watermelon hearts.
Negro on neuro crime, watermelons, could anything be more stereotypical? The only thing missing is sheboons ripping each others wigs and weaves over the last piece of fried chicken.
Watermelon festival. Oh, my.