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This is one of those “I had to see it and now you do too” posts….

From Mugshots Orlando….

A group of alleged thieves from Pensacola were arrested… MICHAEL BOWIE, KEVIN PITTMAN, JATORIA ARCHIE, TEVARA BONNER. Charges include:

LARC-RETAIL THEFT $750+ OR COORDINATE W OTHERS

Some with LARC-USE ANTI-SHOPLIFTING DEVICE

Here are the lovely….erm…..ladies?

Apparently these trannies or whatever the hell were in a retail theft ring. The comments are choice. One comment came from a black dude….

On the next episode of WEAVING AND THIEVING

Ha! I am using that one again later. Guy on the bottom right looks like Michael Clarke Duncan.

I Is Tired GIFs | Tenor

This happened in Pensacola and I can’t say I am surprised.

Enjoy that nightmare fuel as you try to sleep tonight.

25 Comments

  1. BDU

    What’s with the hairy face, watch the hairy face as R Lee Ermey said in The Siege of Firebase Gloria.
    Florida is where the Hymies go to EFNY.
    All kinds of interesting police body cam videos, Moshe Trumpsteinberg (MIGA) invested in Axon which has most of the police body cams.

  2. Xzebek

    They look like something that parents would use to frighten their children into not misbehaving. The scariest thing is to think that they might be fertile and that one or more of them could produce an equally hideous creature to vex society. I expect that nature would actually find such creatures to be incompatible with continued life and would cause their extinction if only Whites would stop supporting this failed anachronistic proto race.

  3. CT Ginger

    If any of these were to be subject to a strip search/cavity search, theres a cop(s) in Pensacola seriously underpaid.

  4. Ding Dong

    They spend all day every day fucking off because they are incapable of working. Even if they could work nobody would hire them. I walked into a Dave’s Hot Chicken store the other day, never been in one before, and the workers were a step above these ladies, I walked right back out. Literally one foot inside the door then right back out.

    So they spend their entire lives fucking off cause that’s all they can do. But they can’t just do nothing while fucking off. They always have to do something while fucking off. That something always includes fucking up other people’s day somehow.

    On top of it all regular people are forced to pay for all their fucking off through taxes. Imagine the smell inside their Huyundai.

    • DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

      Since they do spend all day fucking off, I would imagine that is where the term PORCH MONKEY originated. My first exposure to tranny gangs as a Peace Officer was when we busted a group of Mexican shoplifters after a chase up the freeway. They were stealing merchandise to finance their sex-change operations! At the time, I thought I had seen everything. And yes, they were beyond ugly looking. Amerika ist verloren. Bleib ubrig.

        • Arthur Sido

          Grok provided a solid answer…

          “Porch monkey” is a racist anti-Black slur that combines the longstanding use of “monkey” (and other simian terms) as a dehumanizing insult against Black people with a stereotype of laziness tied to sitting on porches.

          dictionary.com

          “Monkey” as a racial epithet against Black people dates back at least to the late 18th century in English usage by white people. It drew on (and reinforced) pseudoscientific and racist ideas that ranked Black people as closer to primates on a supposed evolutionary scale, ideas that predated Darwin’s On the Origin of Species and were used to justify oppression.

          dictionary.com

          The compound phrase “porch monkey” specifically evokes the caricature of Black people as idle, with nothing better to do than lounge on porches (sometimes linked to stereotypes about low-income housing or Southern/urban porch-sitting culture). It is recorded in slang sources from the early 1980s. Green’s Dictionary of Slang cites a 1981 campus slang listing defining it as a derogatory term for a Black person, and there is a 1983 newspaper reference (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) listing it alongside other racial insults in reports of workplace harassment. Some later sources reference possible usage in the mid-1970s.

          greensdictofslang.com

          It has appeared in media (e.g., discussed as a slur in the 2006 film Clerks II), legal cases involving workplace discrimination, and occasional news controversies. While some have claimed it could neutrally mean any lazy person who sits outside, this ignores the specific racial history of “monkey” as applied to Black people and the phrase’s documented derogatory targeting of them. Variants or related terms (such as “lawn jockey” in certain contexts) carry similar baggage and are also avoided for the same reasons.

          dictionary.com

          In short, the term is a relatively modern (late-20th-century) elaboration on much older anti-Black simian imagery plus a laziness stereotype; it has no benign or non-racist origin in standard usage.

    • Arthur Sido

      It goes deeper than that, they would rather work twice as hard at stealing or fraud than they would working a real job because they for some reason think working is demeaning and beneath dey status as kangz and kweenz

      • RF Vibes

        The only job they are competent at doing is to be the bait for when you need to capture large wild animals that need medical help.
        Oh nevermind!! They would scare the lions, tigers and bears off too. That won’t work either.

  5. Stefan v.

    “Shoot on sight” would be mandatory in a healthy society. Sadly, in ours, we must also say womandatory….but not when referring to these…..er……these.

    p.s. just how do they…ahem, dey….reproduce? (explain as abstractly as possible)

  6. LargeMarge

    Eugene Oregon.
    re : screenshot
    .
    The range-masters discourage representative life-like targets.
    But they are occasionally known to make exceptions… and are known to frequently request copies.

  7. RF Vibes

    Those pictures are the stuff nightmares are made of. LOL imagine THAT under your bed or in your closet.
    Thanks a lot. Now I have to go poke myself in the eyes.

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