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Murder By Manboobs

Out on the Left Coast, in hipster Seattle, things got a little spicier than expected when a mass shooting broke out at the “Bite of Seattle” food festival.

As of now the body count is 3 dead and 4 wounded. The news reports suggest it is something we have seen so often before, two groups get into an altercation of some sort and then start shooting at each other and bystanders were caught in the crossfire:

Police said the people appeared to be shooting at each other. Two guns were recovered from the scene. No apparent motive was disclosed Sunday.

The lack of a motive tells you tons. Anyway, someone posted an unverified but very plausible pic of the police arresting one of the alleged gunmen(?), the one that reportedly surrendered at the scene.

It could use Victoria’s help because it’s secrets are sagging already.

I don’t think it is a trannie, just a sloppy fat mystery meat with early onset manboobs. Could be a mulatto of some sort or a Pacific Islander type. Maybe even an extra swarthy mestizo? Whatever the hell it is it doesn’t belong in my country for a bunch of reasons.

Another one for the memory hole.

10 Comments

  1. BDU

    Bolshevik Mockingbird enemedia said 15 year old but many lie about age.
    A fleet of cops at the park entrance in the glorious peoples republic of Seattle.
    Watching police bodycams of chase of young hottie stalking ex.

  2. Stealth Spaniel

    Seattle police confirmed there are no Seattle Police Department CCTV cameras in the immediate area where the shooting occurred. Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson announced Tuesday that Stadium-District surveillance cameras are now offline following the conclusion of the FIFA-she wanted illegals to avoid ICE.
    I put 2Gs and Leftists in the same column; avoid at all costs.

  3. Large Marge

    Skep,
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    I am sure they appreciate “…our thoughts and prayers with them…”.
    .
    I could probably absorb maybe one gunshot before getting distracted and despondent.
    The mother got shot multiple times; she must be using her feminine ability to stay focused…

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