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Desperation Smells A Lot Like Week Old Willie Brown Spunk

Time to go back to the ol’ playbook and resort to straight up bribery….

Vice President Harris is rolling out a new agenda that aims to boost financial and career prospects for Black men.

The release of the Harris campaign’s “Opportunity Agenda for Black Men” on Monday comes just four days after former President Obama, in comments that went viral, admonished Black male voters for a lack of enthusiasm in support of Harris. Obama’s comments came as polls indicate former President Trump is making gains with Black men, who are traditionally some of the Democratic Party’s most reliable supporters.

The Harris campaign, with just over three weeks to go until Election Day, hopes to spotlight its agenda to help Black men achieve “the opportunity to get ahead, to thrive” by equipping them “with the tools to achieve financial freedom, lower costs to better provide for themselves and their families, and protect their rights.”

The proposals include providing 1 million loans that are fully forgivable to Black entrepreneurs and others to start a business, championing education, training and mentorship programs that help Black men get good-paying jobs in high-demand industries and lead their communities, including pathways to become teachers.

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A “fully forgivable loan” is not a loan at all, it is just a cash payment. If this ever became reality (spoiler, it won’t), it would be a way to transfer tens of thousands of dollars to black men to buy new spinner rims and gold teefs and none of them would ever be asked to pay a penny of the “loan” back. Imagine a Republican suggesting a “fully forgivable loan” program that was only available to White men.

Even fake black man Barack Obama is scolding actual black men for not being enthusiastic about their support of fake black woman Cumala Whorris. In critical swing states like Pennsylvania and Michigan, a poor black turnout or even blacks voting for Trump, could sink Cumala to her knees faster than Willie Brown promising a high paying political appointment.

Maybe black dudes are finally starting to think for themselves?

Nah….

18 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    “Maybe black dudes are finally starting to think for themselves?”

    Hold on there, hoss. Next thing you know, you’ll be accusing them of having agency and holding them responsible for their violent outbursts.

  2. Don W Curton

    The reality is that any black man that can graduate college (in any major, with any GPA above failing) and not have a criminal record is pretty much guaranteed a cushy job with any major corporation in the USA looking to improve its DEI score. Companies are tripping over themselves to recruit any clean, well-spoken black person regardless of experience or suitability. It’s been that way for decades now. I remember serving on an interview panel and the HR dept begging us to reconsider any black person at all, just cause our numbers were bad. This was back in the early 90s. A black man of average (well, white average) intelligence that can behave himself has it made these days. The fact that more of them don’t take the easy road implies either lack of intelligence or lack of behavior or just plain laziness.

    • TakeAHardLook

      “The fact that more of them don’t take the easy road implies either lack of intelligence or lack of behavior or just plain laziness.”

      It may be that blacks can actually basic (“I’s gots me ten finguhs on muh hainds”) mathematics, which tells them that ‘earning’ $47K/year as free gibs beats having to get up to go to work for $80K.

      The above housing gibs are nothing other than not so cleverly disguised “reparations.”

      Whites in America have been paying reparations to blacks for 100+ years. For example, Baltimore’s public school system is paid the highest $$$ per nog in the U.S., but that does not result in improved attendance, graduations or success in future endeavors.

      And why is that? Because, I suspect, nogs would rather work a street corner selling little bags of white stuff, looking all tough & cool, ’cause “everbody know dat graduatin’ an workin fo’ yo money be a White thang.”

      “An’ how am I gonna get muh dik an’ work on muh charm bracelet iff’n I don’t look like a baller, kwnowwhatI’msayin’toy’all?”

  3. Troy Messer

    I’m curious what kind of businesses niggers would open. One stop shops for menthol cigarettes, 40’s of malt liquor, lottery tickets, cheap ‘hoes, and bonds bailmen?

    • Lasagna

      You just jealous. We had glorious downtown Black Tulsa until you racist whites destroyed it in a fit of rage in 1921. Learn your history.

      LaSagna

    • SirLawrence

      Brother never underestimate the African aptitude for grift. Short time preference and low impulse control and general r-selection biological drives may limit them in many ways but don’t forget that the System is full of low hanging bananas.

      When gifted a station – and a license to take liberties that Whites would get fired for, the African can be more motivated and focused than we tend to think based on overall group behavior.

      Dangle the dollas and they will holla.

      The government and dotmil is full of such jobs and many end up as contractors where they can really scrape the table. All it takes is an LLC pulled from the state website.

      Many of the social security scams, insurance/medicare scams, job placement and other diversity hustles are black owned.

      Many of the Covid money scams were black “businesses”.

      The whole system is built for the shuck n jive hustle. There is low correlation between creating something of value and “making money”.

      It’s part of why the joos love working with the nogs. Forebrain/hindbrain. It’s all a game to the nigs. Just a hustle. Get busted? So what. Gonna get busted for something. Might as well make some snaps.

      Most Whites are too smart and too moral and not cynical enough to know how to rake cash out of the casino other than wage slavery and corporate clock watching.

  4. saoirse

    “Imagine a Republican suggesting a “fully forgivable loan” program that was only available to White men.”
    You’d have to have an extraordinarily vivid imagination, or be higher than a kite!

  5. LargeMarge

    If, hypothetical, I ‘cis’-identify as a negro buck with multiple personalities, how much could I clear a year?
    I’m thinking I should start with an even dozen personalities.
    After my businesses get going, I think I just might add another personality every few days.
    “Trust the science!”
    .
    An aside:
    I, for one, look forward to welcoming OurFirstPresidentBasedOnGenitals®!
    And I sure hope the kamster continues as Border Tzarina extraordinaire!
    “Two weeks to flatten the curve!”

  6. Big Ruckus D

    The short bus cock cackler has this plan all screwed up. The headline needs to read: “Harris unveils plan to help black men ‘get head’ as polls show Trump gains.” Now see how simple that was? Yeah, the plan sucks, but she needs to go hard in giving her full throated support to it, lest she go down any further in the polls.

    Oh and “two weeks to flatten the curve”? Nah, a raging hard on will flatten the curve in 2 seconds. She won’t get one from me though, I find her repulsive and wouldn’t let her give me a slob and bob even in exchange for the billion dollars her campaign raised last month. A man’s gotta have standards.

  7. Bean Dip Tray

    Kamala be like all smart n’ shit.
    She can think holes in a boiler plate with her pee wee brain.
    The CPUSA (D) thinks that their replaced by burrito goblins and curry dingles plantation pets can’t look things up.
    Gab has some great ones of brothas saying Chimpy the Kenyan ain’t sheeit and one afro hottie laying out where all the Funnelling Emergency Money to Aliens went.
    Love that photochop of the “historic” Red Diaper Wonder Twin II ordering Starbucks with a teleprompter.
    External enemies hope that she gets across the (s) election line so they can finally bust a move against the fourth world turd with a bootleg Gucci bag.

  8. Plague Monk

    I really don’t think that this bribe was necessary; I will be very surprised if Donnie gets more than 5 percent of the dindu vote. After all, a she-boon is atop the ticket.

    I’m just going to be glad to have this farcical event over with. I’m not voting for anyone this year, nor am I donating any money to the candidates.

    I’ve had people, including in my church, tell me that “if you don’t vote, you have no say in how things are run…”
    I reply “When was the last time we actually had a say in how our country was governed? 1964? 1941? 1917? and so on.”

    • Big Ruckus D

      Bah. If you vote, you are imparting legitimacy on the
      system, by essentially stating you will accept the outcome by playing within the prescribed rules. Anyone who recognizes the system is totally screwed and irrecoverable from it’s present state knows voting is a bad joke. Voting with a bullet is the logical (and assured) endpoint of this chucklefuck.

      • Steve

        Thing is, legally and lawfully, it’s the other way around. It’s called implied consent. If you don’t object in the prescribed fashion, you are presumed to have consented to whatever the outcome.

        It’s a mug’s game, sure. Vote for one of the offered candidates, you lose. Vote third party, you lose. Skip voting, you lose. The only non-losing play is to write in something like “None of the above” or “Adolph Schicklgruber” for every race. And even that is losing, but at the very least, there were some non-zero number of voters who didn’t consent to more of the same.

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