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Food just makes them even crazier than normal. Let’s take a quick tour….

This local story is my favorite of the bunch.

4 women accused of jumping pregnant Qdoba worker and trying to stab her stomach

Prosecutors have accused four women of jumping a pregnant worker at a Qdoba restaurant located along 96th Street in Fishers.

Aniyah Gooch and Dajah Gooch are each facing charges of battery by means of a deadly weapon and battery resulting in injury to a pregnant woman.

Armoniah Malone and Darrique Jackson are only facing the battery resulting in injury to a pregnant woman charge.

The four lovely “ladies” including a double dose from the Gooch clan…

The…uh…victim I guess…

Why would these subs attack this charming young woman?

Prosecutors said Aniyah Gooch was the ringleader. The victim said she and Aniyah were messing around with the same man and had a conversation earlier in the day about it. The victim said that’s what sparked the attack.

“She was mad at me because I was having his kid, and I guess she couldn’t have the kids,” the victim said.

Oh…..oh I see. They had a “conversation” huh? I wonder what that sounded like <insert rabid chimp screaming>?

Dey wuz both “messin’ ‘round” with da same buck but he wuzzn’t getting da Gooch preg-a-nant so she pissed and sheeiit. How can she be scoring them sweet, sweet EBT bux without no li’l chidlins?

If you thought the story couldn’t get more niggery, you are mistaken…

“There is information in the probable cause affidavit that the defendant was then livestreaming on social media afterwards that ‘the baby is dead,’” deputy prosecutor Toula Guedel said in court.

The victim said the Gooches should have handled the situation like adults.

“It really should have been some grown woman stuff,” the victim said. “It ain’t no pressure about no boy. But they’re getting what they get, so I’m not in jail, they are.”

A livestreamed confession, way to make the prosecutor’s job that much easier. Good gravy, that entire race is a biological disaster.

Next up: murderous Mukbang!

Violence erupted at Arkansas steakhouse shortly after woman in revealing outfit screamed: ‘I have 40 million followers’

Oh yeah!

An influencer has been arrested for aggravated assault after a classy night at a high-end Arkansas steakhouse descended into chaos on Sunday evening.

Asia Yarbrough, 22, was booked by the Pulaski County Sheriff’s Office on the charge, plus one count of disorderly conduct, jailhouse records show.

Video shared on social media show several women shouting at servers dressed in black tie, with one customer shouting at one point: ‘I have 40 million followers!’

Yarbrough and her two sisters, Aaron Michelle and Alivia, are TikTok influencers known for making ‘Mukbang’ videos.

‘Mukbang’ involves influencers eating high volumes of food close to the camera while speaking with a live or recorded audience.

Is that some sort of sexual fetish? Why would you want a close-up of someone talking and eating?

According to her mugshot from Pulaski County, Arkansas she is “Asian” but you be the judge….

At a minimum she is half black/half Asian. Perhaps blasian? Asigger?

Also, as an aside. Never go to Pulaski County, Arkansas. They had mugshots that more than rivaled Essex County, New Jersey including…

Two different 2G women with the name “Mercedes” spelled incorrectly arrested on the same day!

Then to Chipotle in D.C. at the Navy Yard!

Finally (for now) a Chili’s in Jackson, Mississippi!

Police are searching for person of interest in Chili’s restaurant shooting

Jackson Police have released another photo of a person of interest after a restaurant shootout.

Officer Colendula Green said investigators are searching for a man captured Wednesday in a surveillance image at the Chili’s restaurant on Briarwood Drive.

Authorities believe he may know what lead to an argument between two men that escalated into gunfire.

One of the shots fired hit the IHOP across the street.

…Terry Harris, 36, is also wanted for questioning in the case.

He is also wanted for unrelated charges.

A two-fer! Shots fired at a Chili’s but one hit the IHOP! Oh, here is Terry if you wondered…

They are mostly looking for Freddie Harris, I assume they are related.

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