I have been too busy to write much so this is just a quickie.
While I don’t know the technical details, a few years ago it was discovered by The Usual Suspects that there was a vulnerability in Kia and Hyundai cars that makes them relatively easy to steal, which even though they are pretty cheap cars has made them prime targets for urban yoofs.
As a result these cars have become the preferred ride for 2Gs to steal when they are finna do a drive-by. Steal a Hyundai, do the drive-by and then ditch the stolen car. It is one of the more well thought out crimes by the Stranger-American community, so I assume someone helped them figure it out.
This has also led to some incidences of blacks being blacks in their stolen cars including one mildly high profile, in Minnesota anyway, case where a woman was killed when a stolen Kia driven by a 15 year hit the car she was riding in. Her name was Phoua Hang, clearly a nice Norwegian gal from Minnesota. The teen driver was not identified of course because he is a minor and in all likelihood a 2G.
Obviously the thing to do is to crack down on car thieves in Minnesota! Or maybe not…
Around 7 million Kia and Hyundai cars will be retrofit with “zinc-reinforced ignition cylinder protectors“ which apparently will make them harder to steal. Also they will “equip all future U.S. vehicles with engine immobilizer anti-theft technology to help curb car thefts using a method popularized on TikTok and other social media channels”. This will of course make these vehicles more expensive.
Yet another addition to the nigger tax we all pay because we have refused as a society to hold 2Gs in check for 60 years.
Minnesota seems hell-bent on giving California and New York a run for their money as the lead clown car in the parade over the cliff. What do you expect in a state where Tampon Tim “Literal Retard” Walz is the Clown-in-Chief?
Howzabout we have the Koreans use early 1970’s Ford Pinto-style fuel tanks? That way with the Sacred Diversity Yutes wreck their stolen cars they’ll burn to death.
Fatal immolation = zero recidivism.
This can be proved using formal logic.
Just bring back Pintos, that was the peak of automotive aesthetics.
Honestly, the Pinto looked better than a modern Kia or Hyundai.
I remember when car locks were never used.
What changed?
Niggers EVERYWHERE. That and “people” like walz and that ellison piece of shit encouraging them by virtue of a total lack of consequences for niggers when they commit crimes. I truly believe they’re deserving of an even harsher punishment than their pet niggers.
In places like where I live cars are rarely locked. There are also no 2Gs. I am sure these two facts are not related.
Somalians just keep giving.
Like uncurable syphilis
The only good thing to come out of east africa is coffee.
Just make them all standard shift. Problem solved.
I used to drive nothing but stick, I wonder what percentage of drivers under 40 could even get a manual into first gear
If one cannot drive a RWD with nearly bald tires in the snow with a three-on-the-tree manual transmission, one doesn’t REALLY know how to drive.
And do it with a Thomas Guide instead of a smart phone or garmin to navigate. And a burger in one hand and a Coke between your legs. Now you’re driving.
Im a diesel mecanic and I can tell you the vast majority of class 7 and 8 trucks have automatic transmissions now. There is restriction on the CDL for automatic transmission. If you take the test with an automatic you can not legally operate a manual transmission unit later without retaking the test.
Here’s a timely story that ties in with the topic – and it breaks the Alanis meter in so many ways. A 2G from Buffalo, whose mom was killed in the Tops Market massacre of 3 years ago, had parked his Kia at a different Tops location last Friday when some youths decided to steal it. They had already stolen one Kia, which they swapped out for his, leaving it in the parking lot where his car had been. To make matters worse, the back of his car was filled with Christmas presents that he was donating to other local youths. Who knows, those gifts might have been intended for the very same ferals that took his car. You can’t make this stuff up.
https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news/buffalo/its-like-punch-after-punch-car-full-of-gifts-for-children-stolen-in-buffalo
Urban life is just an endless cycle of stealing from and killing one another.
Clearly its not about feral raccoons. Its about building more impenetrable chicken coops. If you have dead chickens its your own fault.
I opt for .22 LR.
Clownasota indeed.
Oh it definitely is our fault for pretending that if we pander to racoons long enough they will eventually start laying eggs
The inimical, torturous absurdities of our time.
New cars – really almost anything new these days, are jammed full of 2G, kosher, Gaia, and techbro taxes. Its a ghetto garbage culture and so everything must be retard proof. A car is a nanny-state taxi.
Every shiny object off the line must pay tribute to the death cult. It must be part of the self-licking cone. Like the “internet of things” or whatever iteration we are onto now.
The sorts of flimflam “tech” integration that serves no purpose for the consumer, solves no pre-existing problem, or improves nothing in terms of aesthetics or net performance (once the trade-offs are fully accounted), but obligates the consumer to future purchases, subscriptions, fees, R&M in order to maintain a base level of utility.
That utility which used to be from which value was determined. No longer.
I was getting hammered by “political correctness” 35 years ago. No big deal. Just words. Funny how those same demons are telling all of us “the way you were dressed, you were asking to be raped!”
Now we have Elon complaining about pronouns. Who invented those? lol. Like all those pundits who act surprised about how we got here. Like they didn’t live through the ’90’s or Covid. Our heroes are barking against the gains already baked in (and profited from) while they are actively ushering in the next phase.
What I want to save of this place is requiring a smaller and smaller box.
The endless complexity of modern cars makes them impossible to work on so you rarely see guys standing around an open hood with beers working on a car.
Why wasnt it used to get them off the streets?
You install a chemical tanks with something non-lethal in it and as soon as the car moves, the security is triggered. The car stops and the 2Gs can be collected.
The same with the smartphone thiefs.
You prepare the smartphone and wait for the thief.
Should be fun – but not for the thief.
Chopping off hands would be a good start. Hell we used to hang horse thieves, hang a few Kia thieves and you won’t need to worry about “anti-theft” measure.
I will always remember my Dad’s ’49 Ford & ’55 Chevy. Just simple cars that required routine maintenance, check the battery fluid, oil, tire pressure, etc., some muscle to steer (no power steering in that era) & a bitch to steal. Why? You had to hot wire a car back then to get it started without the ignition key. And you needed to know how to do it correctly, quickly & without getting a nasty shock, that could kill you. On occasion, a would be car thief might end up in the emergency room or the morgue But that’s the risk any amateur criminal takes. It was always best left to the pros. A good way to make a dishonest living, if that make sense. Those stolen cars? Hard to trace back in that low tech era. Many ended up in Cuba, Mexico, organized crime syndicates or down South in the mountains. Often used too, by those illegal distillery owners to transport moonshine to selected customers in the boonies.
What really gives it away is that older cars were designed for regular guys to pop the hood and work on them. Newer cars you can’t even get to the basic maintenance areas.
True story. My dad and my oldest brother were out squirrel hunting. They spotted some squirrels, stopped to open the trunk to get their.22 rifles and hunt the squirrels. My brother set the car keys in the trunk, and my brother and dad closed the trunk on the car keys. My dad always carried a really sharp jack knife, and he proceeded to cut a chunk of wire from the glove box, and he used it to “hot wire” the car and get it started. On the way home they stopped at a highway tavern for a beer and merely left the engine running while they were inside. You can’t do that today.
Whenever I need a good laugh I think of Timmeh, Jo Jo Brandon, or comrade Gavin’s high speed rail.
Sombreros and honking clown noses oh my.
I don’t blame people for grabbing the free money and LOL at those giving it out.
That high speed rail always reminds me of the Simpsons monorail episode
The whole state is governed by women, top to bottom.
I’m just waiting for spring at this point, nothing I can do but spread discontent everywhere I go just by asking a question or two.