It is bad enough when black mamas name their sons Da’masshootah and La’likelytorape but this one goes a bit too far….
3rd suspect arrested in connection to deadly Grays Ferry mass shooting
You will recall this mass shooting as the one with the guy desperately trying to hold on to his stolen Glock on full auto from a porch….
The Philadelphia police have been slowly making arrests and this is the third one….
GRAYS FERRY – A third suspect has been arrested in connection with the mass shooting in Philadelphia’s Grays Ferry neighborhood that left three dead and nine others injured last month, according to police.
What we know:
Jihad Gray, 35, was arrested in South Philadelphia on Thursday along the 2100 block of South Dorrance Street. A search warrant allowed the police to recover two handguns and a rifle during Gray’s arrest. He’s been charged with murder, attempted murder, weapons offenses and more, police say.
His name is seriously Jihad. Who could have imagined he would turn out to be a violent thug with a name derived from a violent primitive third world religion?
“Jihad” technically means “struggle” and this Jihad looks like he has been struggling with an IQ of 67 for his entire lie.
How was his life going to end up any other way than in jail charged with murder and a pile of less serious offenses when his name is Jihad? His mom didn’t even give him the already slim chance of staying out of jail with all of the biological impediments he already faced.
The cops already arrested a guy named Daquan Brown and another one named Terrell Frazier but they have “traced the bullets found at the scene of the crime to 13 different guns” so there are plenty of others to be arrested. There is some bonus fun at the end of the story:
Deputy Commissioner Frank Vanore said earlier this month that police believe the shooting was a case of “contagious gunfire” and stemmed from one person discharging a firearm at a gathering of 100 to 200 people on the block.
“There was no opposing party. They’re shooting among themselves really recklessly and carelessly, and it caused all this damage in this case,” Vanore said. “It’s something we’re working towards getting to the bottom of in identifying every single person that was either out there carrying a gun illegally or firing that gun as part of this case.”
Contagious gunfire. That is a new one. Fortunately in my extensive research I have come up with a guaranteed vaccine that eliminates almost every case of contagious gunfire….
As a matter of fact that would eliminate a bunch of our problems other than “contagious gunfire” like: mass shootings, car jacking, twerking, brawls at Chuck E Cheese and Carnival cruise lines and Southwest Airline flights. The medical applications are unlimited.
Maybe his lawyer will try to argue that he’s a man of peace and that both his name and action were of a defensive jihad nature . . . and if the jurry won’t buy that, then he’ll move to arguing that his client was called a kafir–I mean nigger.
Having a felony on your record does not stop you from voting for the CPUSA (D) or getting a good government sugartit to suck on.
Yes we can, si se puede!
Hahaha. Yes indeed.
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Heavier doses can also be administered when necessary like .308 Win, 00 buck and 1 oz slugs.
*Rectamyacin and Recticillin are both trademarked and have been developed to eradicate assholes in the immediate environment. Side effects may include hydrostatic shock, tissue damage and hemorrhaging, acute pain and death.
“Contagious gunfire” is one short legal twerk away from claims of no agency, i.e. “Ain’t my dam’ fault dat gun went off.” Absolved of guilt, the 13 shooters (there’s that number again!) may set the legal precedent of dindubious nuffindelicto (innocent by default because black), laying all the blame on the
stolenguns, instead. Some brands and models of pistol are almost certainly more susceptible to the contagion than others (looking at you, Sig P320) which will surely bring arms manufacturers into liability every time a good boy dinduzz nuffin.I have no doubt that the firm of Grinnen, Shucken and Jiven is just licking its chops waiting on the inevitable lawsuits.
Let’s not forget that those lawyers will be ably assisted by the slime molds at Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
My favorite nigname has to be Shi’thead. Momma so nignorant, she couldn’t even spell Shithead right.
Jihad is a good name. But Tikunolam (pronounced “ti Coon oh lahm”; not shitting you) would be a better name.
Best I ever saw was a drive-by shooter suspect in Dallas a few years back, name of “Pimptarius”. I shit you not.
There was a dusky-hued scholar identified on a crimestoppers broadcast years back when we lived on Long Island whose name was Jeffrey Ledzeplin Clark. Yes, his middle name was ‘Ledzeplin’, all one word. Some abysmally low-IQ brood sow actually chose to bless her niglet at birth with the name of the Whitest, English blues-rock band on the circuit (spelled wrong, natch). Granted, both ‘Jeffrey’ and ‘Clark’ sound suspiciously White as well, so there may have been a cracker in the woodpile/barrel at some critical juncture.
Kinda like me naming my own kid Chad GangstaKilla Whitebread, III.
They are all the same. We had a diversity, equity, and impossible Black hired as a supervisor 4 months ago. Don’t you know? He is the latest and the greatest and the most……..except he can’t run the daily board for when people get their lunches/breaks. Even when it is ALREADY WRITTEN DOWN! (I’m sure 930 am and 1130 am look the same to him. Damned confusing numbers!) So, to reward this behavior, his stupervisor sent him to training… for what job we know not. Now, when Mr. DEI came back, did he mention what the training was for? What he learned? Oh no, all he could brag about was the $40 a day in travel expenses the company paid him. He should do really well-whatever his upgrade is about.
You capitalized ‘black’ referring to that DIE-hire?
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An aside:
I capitalize ‘black’ only in reference to shoes and cars.
“The 17yo black single mother of seven blacks was twerking on a Black Escalade — and her driver wore Black shoes — before she got her black DIE idjit-self run over by a firetruck!”
Come to think of it, is ‘black DIE’ redundant?
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Blackity black black black, let’s go on a cruise.
Speaking of, did you see the portrait of the black rioters cruise ship with the adult non-swimmer rioters in the ankle-deep wading-pool wearing life-preservers… just prior to the riots?
Although the ship is White, the black rioters seem to be enjoying their time aboard?
Is inconsistencies the name of that game?
Come to think of it, is black rioters redundant?
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Rioting on a cruise ship.
They really are too special.
“he has been struggling with an IQ of 67”.
You missed the decimal point between the 6 and the 7.
Jihad – well, I’m sure that he’ll find like-minded folks in prison.
Monkey see, monkey do.