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Don’t Burn Dey Biscuits!

This was my first try and I didn’t mention black guys in the prompt. Makes one think, no?

Starting off with some lighthearted fare….

Popeyes Manager in North Carolina Allegedly Shot a Coworker in Dispute Over ‘Burnt Biscuits’

There aren’t many headlines better than that one.

A Popeyes employee is facing a first-degree murder charge after allegedly shooting a coworker over biscuits.

Rodney Wood, 22, was arrested in Charlotte, N.C., at about 6 p.m. local time on Sunday, May 11, according to Mecklenburg County public arrest records. Wood has been charged with both attempted first-degree murder and assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, per the arrest details.

The altercation initially began inside a Popeyes location on South Boulevard, local news outlet WBTV reported.

According to a police affidavit obtained by the outlet, a customer who witnessed the incident said that Wood got in a disagreement with a fellow employee over “burnt biscuits.”

The witness said the employees took the argument outside after one “challenged” the other. This allegedly led to a physical altercation, at which point Wood allegedly took out a gun and shot the other employee two times.

From what I can gather and the video I saw, Rodney was getting punched in the face and rather than fighting back he shot the other guy. He claims they were “warning shots” and “not intended to be fatal” but Rodney missed the day in thug school where “warning shots” aren’t supposed to hit the person being warned.

All these restaurant shootings are a reminder: don’t get between an animal and food.

Damn, that AI image is grade A prime. Chef kiss.

7 Comments

  1. ozark homesteader

    Clearly a man who respects his biz’kits. Having enjoyed a hot biscuit with real butter and honey or two, I can’t say I condone what he done, but I understand.
    White biscuits matter.

  2. ghostsniper

    Looks and acts more like an animal than a human.
    The very idea of eating food a negro touched makes my skin crawl.

  3. Anonymous

    Food is so incredibly important to blaqqs that it routinely drives them to madness. You do NOT interfere with or interrupt them when “I’s on break!” at your peril. They flat-out ignored every Code Blue in the medical facilities where I worked if it occurred while they were on break, and they felt amply justified in doing so. There was no emergency so dire that it could tear them away from microwaving their leftover fish or chicken. And no matter how late they arrived for their shift, their break times were sacrosanct.

    It never surprises me to read of monkeyshines at fast food eateries regarding the quality or timely delivery of orders, having seen firsthand just how savage they can be with one another over the last chicken bone. This is a species of animal that will throw down with one of their own over a packet of sauce.

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