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A Stunning Plot Twist!

Well not that stunning really.

Last night I posted about Lt. Quathisha Epps, an administrative type in the NYPD who racked up over 30 hours of overtime every week and made $400,000 last year: Death By Administration

The obvious question, why was her boss letting her “work” 70 hours a week or at least her boss approved it when she was putting down 70 hours per week on her time card? This is why….

NYPD’s top cop Jeffrey Maddrey abruptly resigns after allegedly demanding underling perform sexual favors — including ‘kiss his penis’ — in exchange for overtime

Here is what Chief Kiss My Penis looks like:

Holy sheeeit, the story is as hilarious as you could hope.

The NYPD’s highest-ranking uniformed officer abruptly resigned late Friday night after The Post uncovered explosive allegations that he demanded sexual favors from a subordinate in exchange for massive amounts of overtime.

Chief of Department Jeffrey Maddrey stepped down soon after The Post contacted the NYPD about Lt. Quathisha Epps’ claims in an exclusive interview that he routinely preyed upon her, asking for sex in NYPD headquarters.

“He wanted to have anal sex, vaginal sex, oral sex,” Epps said. “He was always asking me to kiss his penis.”

I knew she wasn’t working all that overtime but it gets grotesquely better.

Epps, 51, worked for Maddrey as he moved up in the NYPD from Chief of Housing to Chief of Patrol, but said his sexual demands didn’t start until June 2023 when he landed as Chief of Department, the city’s top uniformed cop.

The married Maddrey allegedly first demanded sex from her in his 13th-floor office at One Police Plaza.

Maddrey was allegedly sitting at his desk with his uniform pants open and wearing a white undershirt while rubbing his chest when he first propositioned her, the unmarried mother of three said.

“He said he dreamed about f–king me in my a–,” Epps alleged. “I said, ‘But Chief, you’re the Chief of Department.’ He rubbed his chest. . . . His work pants were open. He was like but ‘I’m still a n—-r and you look good.”

Then he asked her to go to the back room in his office, where he has a couch and bathroom, she said.

“He bent me over the arm of the couch and when I tried to back away but he was telling me ‘Just let me put it in a little bit,’” she recalled, breaking down in sobs.

Next, he reached into a locker near the couch and pulled out a jar of K-Y Jelly from a top shelf in the back, she said. He rubbed it on himself, she claimed.

“He inserted himself, and he kept forcing it and forcing it,” she recalled. “And I kept asking him, ‘Can you please stop? Then I stopped asking him to stop, and I asked him to just slow down. ‘Can you please just slow down? You’re hurting me! You’re hurting me! ‘ ”

“‘I’m not trying to hurt you, baby. I’m not trying to hurt you,’” he said in a soft voice, she recalled.

The two had sexual intercourse about 10 times after that, she claimed.

What a freak and the fact that Chief Grape Ape kept K-Y jelly on hand in his office meant that this wasn’t the first time he pulled this pooper plugging stunt. I can’t stop laughing at that line: ‘I’m still a nigger and you look good.”. Damn son that might be the blackest thing anyone could say. Other than this of course:

She claimed Maddrey would frequently text Epps a single phrase, “DAP” — meaning, “dat ain’t p—-y.”

It meant he expected anal sex, Epps said. Maddrey would also come into her office and “ask me to kiss it,” she said, meaning his genitalia.

Dat ain’t pussy. Well someone aced his anatomy classes.

No wonder she was getting all of the overtime giving up the booty like that. I wonder how many other female “cops” he was humping in his office, according to Epps:

But he would have her do things outside her job at headquarters, including helping his “girlfriend” – another cop under his direction, Epps claimed. 

“Part of the overtime was to take care of his girlfriend,” she said. “He would have me go apartment hunting with her.”

Maddrey would also have her buy things, like household items for the other woman, she said.

No wonder crime is out of control, the top uniformed cop in New York City was spending all of his time sodomizing his underlings. Now she is suing and I bet she gets all of her retirement as part of the deal. What a fiasco and all because someone thought it was smart to put blacks in charge of the NYPD to placate “civil rights” activists.

47 Comments

  1. Big Ruckus D

    Ok, it’s been a minute since I dropped one of these, and this story truly cries out for a virtuoso effort. Here we go:

    McGilla the Gorilla
    Liked an afternoon thrilla
    And his sexual tastes were far from vanilla.

    This uniformed ape
    Proceeded on to rape
    It was all on the up and up you see,
    ‘Cause he was HNIC of the NYPD!

    Oh, how he liked to sodomize,
    But never to be scrutinized.
    He was far from a genius,
    Yet demanded his underlings kiss his penis.

    Now we shall see the lawsuits rip
    Against the department,
    and this horny assed bootlip.

    • JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

      Bravissimo brother! I think I pissed myself a lil bit. My fav part…….

      This uniformed ape
      Proceeded on to rape

      Hahahahaha. Maddrey and Epps and their kinfolk need to fill the enlisted ranks in the army for the upcoming festivities. And assign one negro recruiter to every synagogue in Jew York.

      BTW, I’d never expose myself to such risk, but I’m hearing of accounts of many good folk here in Estados Unidos emailing vodka man bad requesting some canned sunshine for DC and New York.

      • Big Ruckus D

        Coming from a poet laureate such as yourself, I’ll consider that a high compliment indeed. I think my favorite bit (as it came to me, steam of consciousness style) was “the HNIC of the NYPD”. It just flowed so effortlessly from my mind to the keyboard, it was magical I tell ya.

        I have previously said (non-jokingly) that if Mr. Putin chose to grace DC with a volley of hypersonics, I’d send him a sincere thank you note, and might even start a gofundme to reimburse the cost of his spent missiles.

    • TaqkeAHardLook

      A old limerick, slightly off-topic–anatomically speaking:

      “There once was a gal named Alice
      Who used dynamite instead of a phallus
      They found her vagina
      In North Carolina
      And bits of her boobies in Dallas.”

  2. None Other

    What is sobering is that this story is not surprising. It would have been surprising if nothing corrupt had happened. And that isn’t racist. They have conditioned us to expect the very worst of them. And usually….they do not disappoint.

    • Troy Messer

      “What is sobering is that this story is not surprising.”

      Exactly. That niggers are a curse on civilization is like saying water is wet.

      • Ghost Who Walks

        At a housing authority office in Northern Ohio, a male nigger receptionist took a 15-year old female visitor of the same species out to his car to smoke some weed. When she refused to “kiss his penis” he put a pistol to her head. There was a minor stink over this, but his relatives convinced her relatives to talk her put of pressing charges, so years later, he’s still at his desk. This sort of thing is not rare.

  3. Ohio Copperhead

    We need a negro variation on the famous Jew meme/phrase, one to capture how the former’s sexual depravity is every bit as predictable as the latter’s penchant for scamming and scheming, maybe: Every. F#ckin’. Time!

    • Mike_C

      The smart ones don’t limit themselves to scamming and scheming. They’re at least as depraved as the stupid ones. Who has higher rates of deviance? Who is responsible for the majority of porn? Why is so much porn negro male on white female? Why is (step) sibling porn such a common theme?

      Also, Maddrey needs to be punished for misusing abbreviations. DAP does not stand for “dat ain’t pussy”. Idiot. It’s misleading like using the symbol π (pi) to stand for, say, pressure than 3.14159 etc. I mean, you could do it, but it just confuses people. Fuckin’ loser.

  4. Nolan Parker

    All the other poet laureates have no idea what they are up against..

    What a story this turned into. That MoFo is going away. It’s going to brutal. Before they kill the cop,they gonna show him all about that anal sex thing.

  5. Anonymoustache

    So the $400k negress was a ‘victim’. And the case against the Rape Ape is nothing but a racist conspiracy to smear a black man. They are going to have to work in a White devil somehow for the Netflix adaptation of this riveting story. Maybe change Maddrey into a slobbering, toothless fat redneck. And give Epps a STEM PhD while claiming she vetted telemetry data for SpaceX in her spare time.

  6. Steady Steve

    I called this one in the last post on this subject even before reading this post. Every F#uckin Time indeed! I agree with Anonymoustache, she is no victim. There is always an expectation of payoff, that is why she cooperated instead of leaving and reporting it the first time. Corruption is expected in any organization run by Groids.

  7. Skeptic

    I’m calling bullshit on some of the story. First of all, I doubt strongly that any of this was against the negress’ will. For a negress, sex is simply a commodity to be bought and sold or traded for something of value. She was a very high priced whore – probably the envy of every negress sucking dick in a car for their next hit of crack. She might not have been enthusiastic about taking it in the tailpipe, but she absolutely knew and was a full participant.

    Second, I don’t buy that this only started in June of 2023. Keep in mind, she got paid $400K LAST YEAR. Which, for those of us keeping track at home, was in fact 2023. So, she racked up $207K in overtime in 6-7 months? Nonsense. I’m sure they have been doing this for a few years, and it finally got to a point where it could no longer be hidden.

    They are so fucking stupid and venal, and should never be placed in positions of authority in a civilized society.

    • Arthur Sido

      100%. He was using her to launder money, I guarantee she was giving him cash back from every check and that she likely didn’t even put in 40 hours per week, much less 70+ and yes, she was knew exactly what she was doing. I have zero experience in this but I suspect that most chicks don’t give up the rump unless they want to.

      • LargeMarge

        Arthur,
        They want.
        Several women I know prefer anal.
        For three of them, anal is the only way they can squirt.
        .
        Part of it is the physical stimulation, part of it is the delusion of degradation… used and discarded.
        .
        An aside:
        Two women I know squirt while getting their mouths fxxked.
        Swallowing induces deep uncontrollable shuddering and orgasmic contractions.

  8. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    Sigh. Niggers just have to nigger. It’s in their genetics. They are a violent, savage, physical people who imbibe white hatred at their mother’s breast. I saw it in college, as a MP in the Army, and as a Peace Officer in SoCal. What the clueless non-black residents of the Blue Hives do not realize, is that things are going to get way worse. For example, during the Rodney King chimp-out, black NG troops were joining the looters. True story. I talked to people who witnessed it. Plan accordingly.

  9. Northgunner

    The alleged victim’s name should be Bumquissha burps.
    An obvious dei/aa hire, who’s only skills are the same as ‘cameltoe’ bare-@$$…with virtual endorsement of zombie Willy Brown, “Dat b earned MY copius endorsement – she’s my best girl, yesssir!!”

  10. Northgunner

    The alleged victim’s name should be Bumquissha burps.
    An obvious dei/aa hire, who’s only skills are the same as ‘cameltoe’ bare-@$$…with virtual endorsement of zombie Willy Brown, “Dat b earned MY copius endorsement – she’s my best girl, yesssir

  11. TakeAHardLook

    Niggers, constantly placed in office by stupid, craven Whites.
    What could possibly go wrong?

    We get dumbass black demons like Fani Willis, her fkboy Nathan Wade, Kim Foxx (of Jussie “The Noose” Smollett fame) and assorted niggers of every description, all PLACED INTO POSITION by Whites!

    And, let me not fail to mention the King of the Grifters, the “Magic Negro Hissef,” Barack “I am neither a Muslim nor a Kenyan” Obama. THAT f’n nog began my transition from an average unbiased White guy into a Nationalist (Of The White Persuasion) who strongly believes that all peoples deserve their own countries and that we White people [CONTROVERSIAL IDEA WARNING!!!] also have the right to exist–and in our own country, These United States of America.

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    • Ding Dong

      I don’t know the guy. I’ve never seen him. I’ve never met him but even I expected it when they put him in charge. The NYPD payroll software should red flag any employee pay records when they receive 30 hours of overtime per week. You get two consecutive weeks of 30 hours overtime then your pay record automatically gets scrutinized by an outside agency. Procedures like that stop grift.

      Look at his badge. If you squint real hard you can see a KY Jelly award just above the badge. He earned that displaying great honor upon himself and the New York City Police Department.

      • Arthur Sido

        A couple of weeks when I was a yoof I worked 70 hours in a week and it was killer, and I wasn’t a porky 50 year old woman. The whole system works to protect crooked cops and even “good cops” look the other way

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