The key to being a successful ruthless villain, a top-notch criminal, is to do the unexpected. Keep the cops off guard. That way they won’t see you coming. For example, if you are in Indianapolis and hankering for a little car-jacking action, don’t jack some middle aged White chick. Nope, do the unexpected like this:
Police: 2 arrested after attempted carjacking of IMPD detective
Bet that dumb cop didn’t expect that! Here are our two enterprising unauthorized drivers, Jenariss Davis on the left and Ernest Poston on the right. Carefully note the glimmer of a keen intelligence that both criminal masterminds exhibit.
You can’t see their matching tattoos reading “Physics 4 Life” but I am sure they are there. Here is how it went down.
On Wednesday, detectives were conducting an investigation in the area of 52nd Street and High School Road. The post read that during the investigation, a detective, who was parked in an unmarked vehicle, was approached by a red sedan.
Three armed individuals, two of which were later identified as Poston and Davis, came out of the sedan wearing masks and gloves. They reportedly attempting to carjack the detective, who was able to drive away without sustaining any injuries.
Court documents said that as the three individuals approached the car with reported firearms, the detective “immediately drove from the area at a high rate of speed” and notified other detectives of the “almost” carjacking.
After the attempt, detectives reportedly followed the sedan. The three individuals eventually abandoned the vehicle and ran eastbound. The post read that the detectives saw the three people throw guns into a trash can near a home and run into a wooded area.
Davis was eventually located walking near 5100 Moller Road and Poston was found hiding in the wooded area. Two guns were reportedly recovered from the trash can and the masks and gloves were reportedly recovered for the red sedan.
They almost had that dope ass unmarked po-leece cruiser! The Indianapolis Metro Police Department kindly posted pictures of their guns on the department Facebook page and I….well, I have some questions.
The pistol looks to be a Beretta PX4, probably the compact model. I personally consider the entire PX4 line-up to be the most underrated pistol family in the world. The AR pistol below it though?
Well now.
First off, without fail an AR or Draco found in the possession of a Scholar-American is going to be missing the stock or stabilizing brace. For most of them, like Jenariss Davis above, they are already breaking the law by being a felon in possession of a firearm. You will be stunned to discover that ol’ Jenariss has been a guest of the state of Indiana in the past for offenses like strangulation and battery. He is already committing a felony just by possessing a pistol so why not slap a cheap stock on that buffer tube and turn your spray-n-pray device into something you might actually hit your target with?
Then we have the optic, I am guessing it has never been zeroed, and I have no idea what that is on the side, is it a light or a laser (“beam” as the brothers call them)? There is a front iron sight but I can’t imagine it is co-witnessed with the optic so what the hell is it supposed to be doing?
Based on the muzzle device, I initially guessed it was a Bear Creek Arsenal rig but when I zoomed in on the original picture I could see the model number, “RF-15″, so it is a Radical Firearms pistol. Top quality AR pistol right there. It looks like maybe a 7.5” barrel and combining that with the lack of a stock and the tactical optics set-up and the accuracy of that thing has to be simply outstanding. The thing is beat to shit, it looks like it was dragged behind a car with lots of bare metal. I am embarrassed that piece of shit is in the same picture as a PX4.
Ghetto AR pistol. Two geniuses trying to carjack a police detective. Standard hijinks from our high IQ fellow Hoosiers.
Intimidation? Wahhh, mommie them black guys are scarring me. Pissant law enforcement was intimidated? WTF? The poor intimidated cop needs to go find another line of work.
Maybe he was afraid to have a shootout with them, resulting in BLM-style rioting and Crump-led lawsuits.
No cop wants to get themselves on TV, a local cop that shot the dumb coon reaching for a Draco repeatedly has been the subject of lots of death threats.
Oooook. Oook oook.
It is a red dot sight (obviously) and the tube on the side nearest the camera is a laser that can be switched on in low light or “from the hip” situations. Something like this:
https://www.cameronoutdoors.co.nz/stealth-tactical-reflex-redgreen-dot-1×33-illuminated-halo-sight-with-laser.html
I have one but I replaced it with a GPO (German Precision Optics) pistol sight sans laser. Much less bulky and lower profile.
Shoot’n from de hip an’ sheet an’ impressin’ de homies, youse needs de best bitchin’ kit youse can steal, gnomesayin’?
Dey do love dem some beams and sheeit
A shame he didn’t end them right then and there and save you Hoosiers a lot of money.
The savings would have been offset by the inevitable civil rights lawsuits
My favorite was the guy rolling down I-65 on a John Deere tractor or a cornball capers steal the outdoors grown weed with a rattlesnake guarding it in French Lick circa 1993.
They have been known to shoot at ISP helicopters over the happy smoke in Orange County.
It is now fundamentally transformed, si se puede!
How have we lived with them for this long? They are an insufferable race.