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Cumala, Der Lügenpresse and The Greatest Astroturfing Campaign Ever

Back in the post-Shrub election people were tripping over themselves to declare Barack Obama the Great Negro Savior of America and breathlessly fawning over how smart and stylish he was. Obama could give a decent speech in front of a controlled audience with a teleprompter, I will give him that, but when he spoke extemporaneously? He was exposed as being of middlin’ intelligence at best.

Obama was a creature of the mass media age, a simulacrum representing all of what They want us to believe about blacks, that they are smart and stylish and hip or as Pedo Joe said about Obama, he is clean! His radical background and his pretty obvious latent, or not so latent, homosexuality was carefully camouflaged. His ugly gorilla of a “wife” was likewise turned into a classy, beautiful and stronk blaque wahman. Everything about the Obama era was fake and gay, especially with the man himself who was and is queer as a three dollar bill. The GOP dutifully served up two sacrificial lambs to lose to Obama, first John McCain who was sacrificed just to shut him up, and then Mitt Romney who was LITERALLY HITLER until he came out against the Orange Man and had no chance of beating Obama even in a fair election.

Normiecons love to claim that Obama is “still in charge” and that Biden is the third term of Obama’s presidency but Obama wasn’t in charge when he was in office and he sure as hell isn’t now. Barry served his purpose, got very wealthy and now spends his time with pool boys while Big Mike dry humps belt sanders or whatever else gets “her” off. Their marriage is as fake as Bill and Hillary’s sham “marriage” (and Cumala’s oh-so-conveniently timed “marriage” and probably the “marriage” of Tampon Tim Walz who looks like another semi-secret pole smoker). The whole Obama campaign, presidency and post-presidential life was the greatest job of astroturfing we had seen. Until…..

While I still think that the plan is to allow Orange Man to “win” in November and then collapse the system and place the blame on him, I also am entertaining the notion that a victorious Left is seeing just how openly They can show the plebes that They own this joint. What better way to rub our faces in it than by staging a palace coup to remove Biden, putting forth Cumala Whorris as the new nominee without a single Democrat voter getting a say in it and then pairing her with creepy as fuck Tampon Tim Walz?

The media once more living down to their title of Lügenpresse wasted no time in remaking Cumala into the image of a smart, ultra competent, stylish girl-boss that has immediately leaped ahead of the Cheeto Jeebus in all of the totally reliable polls and is poised to crush the Orange Man in November. How did the most unpopular Vice President in modern history, a woman that is not only a literal whore but is dumber even than Dan Quayle, and the Number Two in an administration that has overseen a major economic calamity, raging inflation, a border being overrun so heavily that even normies are noticing and a sustained violent crime wave that only appears to be getting worse suddenly become the favorite in a race that her boss was losing badly a month ago?

We are witnessing the mother of all astroturfing.

Example. I was looking in Michigan “news” sources (mostly in vain) for stories about the murder of White father of two Nathan Morris by convicted felon black guy Devereaux Christopher Johnson (See: Another Case Of Lethal Relaxing) when I came across this story at MLive, a sort of aggregator of “news” across Michigan:

‘You’ve been betrayed,’ JD Vance tells crowd in rural Kent County, Michigan

Pretty standard campaign stuff from the mass media but then I saw this and was somewhat flabbergasted at the brazenness of the statement:

The presidential campaigns of Trump and Harris have often been contrasted in their tone, with pundits saying Trump paints a grim picture of the current state of America and Harris a message of joy.

A message of what?! Who are these pundits? According to the end of the linked AP story in the MLive piece this is the cast of characters responsible for writing that:

(Michelle) Price reported from Palm Beach, Florida. Associated Press writers Bill Barrow in Atlanta, Matthew Brown in Bozeman, Montana, Joey Cappelletti in Detroit, Haven Daley in Glendale, Arizona, Linley Sanders in Washington, and Mark Vancleave in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, contributed to this report.

https://archive.vn/bzU87

Who are these people you might wonder and I would as well because I have never heard of any of them. Who exactly is describing the Cumala Whorris-Tampon Tim Walz campaign as “joyful”? Well, the Whorris-Walz campaign is.

At the top of his first speech as her running mate, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz turned to Vice President Kamala Harris and declared, “Thank you for bringing back the joy.” The next day, Harris took the theme a step further, branding the Democratic ticket “joyful warriors.”

The media lapdogs are doing what they are paid to do, dutifully reporting talking points from the Whorris-Walz campaign as “news” items. It is part and parcel with the “they are weird” theme. No normal people are calling Trump and Vance weird, especially not in contrast to Whorris and Walz who pushed for tampons in boy’s restrooms.

Back to the “joy” thing. The very same article from the AP notes:

Two-thirds of Americans reported feeling very or somewhat pessimistic about the state of politics, according to polling by The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research from last month. Roughly 7 in 10 said things in the country are heading in the wrong direction.

Trump and Vance are sounding the warning while Cumala is talking about “joy” and calling creepy Tim Walz “coach” while media talking heads describe him as “cuddly”. This entire “surge” in support based on polls that no sane person believes is entirely an astroturfed movement. Cumala couldn’t even make it to the first primary in 2020, dropping out after getting murdered on stage (rhetorically speaking of course) by Tulsi Gabbard. Then she was not just undistinguished as Vice President but was an utter trainwreck, spending most of the last four years being kept out of sight. Now she is suddenly this enormously popular candidate that no one voted for that is leading in all of the polls?

What is really galling? It might just work. They might be able to push this whore into the Oval Office by cheating, astroturfing and gaslighting the American people who have proven themselves to be fucking stupid at every opportunity. If that is what They are doing, it will be a major triumph for Them.

Watching this “election” season is sort of akin to watching a cheaply produced sci-fi show that is so ridiculous that you can’t even suspend your disbelief to enjoy it.

11 Comments

  1. foot in the forest

    H.L. Menken always said that some day Boobus Americanus would achieve voting perfection by electing a moron as chief executive. All hail The Whore in Chief, you may get on your knee’s now.

  2. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    It would be fun to out the crew from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on all political coverage, debates, etc. It would be fun and more realistic.

  3. bongwater

    weirdo-walz is copying richard Simmons queer antics(other camparisons welcome
    to post here) thats another red flag for tampon

  4. 3g4me

    While I did consider your preferred scenario (they let Trump win and pin the economic crash on him) it just didn’t/doesn’t feel likely to me. They never, ever, willingly give up power and control. And most of them believe in their own lies and invincibility. Ukraine will triumph, Putin will fall, AI will save us all, and Jews and POX will run the world in peace and harmony.

    I do not follow the news so closely as you, but I do scan lots of headlines. And I’ve seen just what you have – massive gaslighting and nothing but polls and ‘man-on-the-street’ interviews proclaiming the tan whore to be both brilliant and joyful. Better for the economy! They WILL install her. Things will crash . . . eventually. I’ve been surprised by how long the banksters have kept the plates spinning already, but I remain hopeful that reality will eventually reassert itself. But given how much of modern life is a simulation, who knows.

    Either way I’m glad we’re away from most people.

    • MN Steel

      Don’t forget the upcomimg Gibsmedat Wars, when Breadcrumbs realize they can get $20K a pop for illegals’ EBT cards and who dey gon’ go get halp?

      https://x.com/JoohnChoe/status/1819082342188962036

      Folliwed by MS-DOS or whatever Goblin Gangs pushing out the Crypts and AIDS-Bloods over control of EBT trade in bodegas.

      A couple more assassination attempts on Cheetoh-Jeebus, maybe Coastal Cali sliding off, Cascadia and New Madrid getting set off, Carrington Event or whatever fun and games could be imagined.

      But I’m an optimist, so it’ll probably be worse.

  5. Gryphon

    Arthur, have you seen some of the ‘AI Fail’ pictures of various ‘Rallies’ for Kumswallow Harris?
    I should’ve downloaded, but what I saw was ‘Crowd Shots’ in a Stadium, where the “People” waving and cheering were… Distorted, Overlapped, some had 3 or 4 arms, and other ‘Errors’ that are common with Image-Generating Programs. The better one was of a “Crowd” in front of ‘Chair Force 2’, showing hundreds of “People” on the Ramp beside the Plane (something that in itself is never Allowed) and when it was focused in on the Engine Nacelle of the Plane, in the highly-polished, curved ‘Mirror’ there was no ‘Crowd’, just empty Pavement.

    Of course, the Veracity of the Images is suspect; either ‘side’ of the corrupt Uniparty could have done this. It is an Example of how now, “Pictures, or it Didn’t Happen” can also be Reversed.

  6. Mike in Canada

    I have great respect for my American cousins, but this election is complete horseshit. Remember the meme about Hillary?
    Something to the effect of ‘I don’t care that she left those men to die in Benghazi.
    I don’t care about the illegal server.
    I don’t care that she stole all that Haitian aid money.
    I don’t care that she aided and abetted Bill’s adventures.
    What I care about, is that her supporters don’t care’.

    Well, here we are again. In the same way that I can’t find anyone who will admit to having voted for Justin a third time (and now it seems that an honest vote is not how he is still in power… yes, I am looking at you, China. Why don’t you fuck off somewhere?), I can’t believe that a sudden huge majority of American voters now think that this bitch is the best you can do. The very idea is ridiculous. The fact that such a stupid idea is being proffered as truth is also intellectually insulting.

    This nonsense has to stop. Has anyone heard from Claire Wolfe lately? Is it time yet?

  7. Reader

    The B-movies that Mystery Science Theater 3000 watched were semi-enjoyable idiocy.

    This shit is real-life “Don’t Look Up”.

    However, I have yet to hear anyone in public say anything remotely positive about Cumbag…whereas blaq’s were wearing dey “king obama” shirts like he just got wacked. Cheating will happen but the effects of all the illegals and Spetznaz in-country are the bigger unknown for me.

  8. anonymous

    “Normiecons love to claim that Obama is “still in charge” and that Biden is the third term of Obama’s presidency but Obama wasn’t in charge when he was in office and he sure as hell isn’t now.”

    Thank You!!! The truth is that the president has been mostly a figure head since Reagan’s second term, if not further back. Reagan had dementia, by that time as well, and I suspect that Iran-Contra was run outside of his control/awareness. George Bush was CIA, and was at least a company man, so how independent could he have been? Clinton was clearly compromised…he was only different from Obama in that he was heterosexual. His wife is as unfuckalbe as Obama’s, and his daughter is not his, but rather that of Webb Hubble (just compare the two.) Obama’s “children” are borrowed from an associated family. Fact is, Clinton was shootin’ blanks, and Obama is shootin’ at an entirely different target. Then you have GW Bush, who is so obviously a cretin that they promoted his candidacy with the VP Dick Cheney as someone who would bring “Gravitas” to the ticket. Yup, they actually admitted that GW was a retard, but don’t worry, he’s got a handler.

    I think the biggest beef they have about Trump is not that he won’t go along with the plan, but rather that he can’t be depended upon to respect their “authoritah.” He won’t change that much of anything, but he won’t be a good little boy and not get big ideas about how his presidency really might mean something. That, it seems, is all it takes to get a bullet. But I guess we should ask JFK about that.

    If you look at it, why would the power of the Imperial Presidency be allowed to be concentrated in the hands of one man? The Executive Branch is so wide spread, so invasive, and so out of control, handing that weapon to the voter’s preferred clown would be irresponsible. The Congress is both controlled and divided, so there is no real limit on the executive, and by this time, the Judiciary – who depends upon the Executive to enforce their decisions – is totally captured/compromised as well.

    Not that that is any different from the past. Its just that with the internet, we can all see it now.

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