Monkey Manners

This one has the potential of being a Top 25 all-time favorite. Just reading the headline gives you all the clues you need….

Bad mannered groomsman on the run for shooting two people at wedding after he was confronted for eating meatballs with his HANDS

The ghetto version of the Paul McCartney and Wings song Band on the Run….Bad Mannered Groomsman On The Run!

Two people were shot at a Wisconsin wedding after a fight broke out over a groomsman’s poor eating manners as he chowed down on meatballs with his hands, police say.

Thomas Redrick Williams, 41, is wanted for reckless injury with use of a dangerous weapon, possession of a firearm by a felon and bail jumping after he allegedly shot two guests at a wedding on June 20.

Police were called to the Aria Business Center in Milwaukee and found a man and a woman with gunshot wounds.

The incident began when the woman, identified as the bride’s cousin, confronted the groomsman for eating meatballs with his hands, according to the criminal complaint obtained by the Daily Mail.

The woman told police she saw Williams in the kitchen eating with his hands and told him to use a plate, then he allegedly punched her.

She said her brother-in-law intervened in the brawl, and that is when Williams entered the altercation and fired shots at them.

I am sure the bride’s cousin asked him to not eat out of the pot with his hands in the usual gentle and calm manner we have come to expect from bonnet scholars. To make it even better we have some screencaps of the aftermath including the bride, missing her wig, and a lovely guest.

That ghettopotamus went to a wedding dressed like that. She looked in the mirror before she left, decided she looked “HAWT” and went to a wedding with her enormous fat ass and gut hanging out. Meanwhile our popular culture assures us that black people have far more style than White people. Back to our story…..

According to prosecutors, the bride witnessed the shooting and followed Williams outside after he shot the two people….

….The bride allegedly fought with Williams at his car, grabbed his key fob to stop him from driving away, and he fled the scene on foot.

Inside the car, which is registered to Williams’ wife, police found a Taurus 9mm gun, Williams’ iPhone and an envelope addressed to ‘Thomas Williams,’ the complaint stated.

Williams’ wife told police the two attended the wedding together, but he dropped her off at home first before returning for her car.

A warrant has been issued for Williams, and he was out on bond the day of the wedding for a separate case.

The bridge allegedly fought with Williams.

Well that explains the lack of a wig.

There are so many facets to this story and any one of them alone would be enough to reveal the negrosity involved.

In related news, with the Independence Day holiday weekend kicking off today, traffic was super light this morning as even the Amish are taking off plus it is ungodly hot here, and you know what that means. A three day summer weekend promises lots of blog fodder!