This one has the potential of being a Top 25 all-time favorite. Just reading the headline gives you all the clues you need….
Bad mannered groomsman on the run for shooting two people at wedding after he was confronted for eating meatballs with his HANDS
The ghetto version of the Paul McCartney and Wings song Band on the Run….Bad Mannered Groomsman On The Run!
Two people were shot at a Wisconsin wedding after a fight broke out over a groomsman’s poor eating manners as he chowed down on meatballs with his hands, police say.
Thomas Redrick Williams, 41, is wanted for reckless injury with use of a dangerous weapon, possession of a firearm by a felon and bail jumping after he allegedly shot two guests at a wedding on June 20.
Police were called to the Aria Business Center in Milwaukee and found a man and a woman with gunshot wounds.
The incident began when the woman, identified as the bride’s cousin, confronted the groomsman for eating meatballs with his hands, according to the criminal complaint obtained by the Daily Mail.
The woman told police she saw Williams in the kitchen eating with his hands and told him to use a plate, then he allegedly punched her.
She said her brother-in-law intervened in the brawl, and that is when Williams entered the altercation and fired shots at them.
I am sure the bride’s cousin asked him to not eat out of the pot with his hands in the usual gentle and calm manner we have come to expect from bonnet scholars. To make it even better we have some screencaps of the aftermath including the bride, missing her wig, and a lovely guest.
That ghettopotamus went to a wedding dressed like that. She looked in the mirror before she left, decided she looked “HAWT” and went to a wedding with her enormous fat ass and gut hanging out. Meanwhile our popular culture assures us that black people have far more style than White people. Back to our story…..
According to prosecutors, the bride witnessed the shooting and followed Williams outside after he shot the two people….
….The bride allegedly fought with Williams at his car, grabbed his key fob to stop him from driving away, and he fled the scene on foot.
Inside the car, which is registered to Williams’ wife, police found a Taurus 9mm gun, Williams’ iPhone and an envelope addressed to ‘Thomas Williams,’ the complaint stated.
Williams’ wife told police the two attended the wedding together, but he dropped her off at home first before returning for her car.
A warrant has been issued for Williams, and he was out on bond the day of the wedding for a separate case.
The bridge allegedly fought with Williams.
Well that explains the lack of a wig.
There are so many facets to this story and any one of them alone would be enough to reveal the negrosity involved.
In related news, with the Independence Day holiday weekend kicking off today, traffic was super light this morning as even the Amish are taking off plus it is ungodly hot here, and you know what that means. A three day summer weekend promises lots of blog fodder!
A fitting kick off for a weekend full of frivolity and negrolatry. Which blue hive will have the largest body count?
I am going with St Louis, it has been too quiet there
My money’s on Chicongo.
Ok, I’ll be the outlier and go with Baltimore. But most likely it’ll be shitcago.
And that ghettopotamus with the junk in the trunk looks like a DIE version of Grimace.
I’m going with New York City. The “Iranians” will set off a dirty nuclear device at the Statue of Liberty.
One way or another they’ll get their (anti)jihad using the catchphrase “Remember the Liberty”. (I maintain that nothing would have happened to the USS Liberty if it had been named something goofy like “USS Myron DeGlopper”. It was supposed to become a rallying cry like “Remember the Maine”.)
Not sure how much I’m joking here. About the first paragraph. Not kidding at all about the second paragraph.
A dirty nuke would be cheating, we are only counting shootings with stolen Glocks
LOL! Celebrate the fourth…world kike turd.
I’ll celebrate Johnny Rebel and Dixie soil instead.
Clown World is way too funny to get demoralized.
Meanwhile (((our))) popular culture
FIFY.
A rare sighting, AS!
Florida Manatees, who somehow got out of the St. Johns River. Don’t get too close, though! They are known to roll over unexpectedly, crushing the unwary.
And their particular stench (reminiscent of the Okefenokee Swamp, or I-10 when passing the Apalachicola Swamp west of Baton Rouge) gives fair warning of their proximity.
Christ-on-a-Cracker, but they are butt-ugly!
This seems insulting….to manatees
Oh, the huge manatee!
Glad to see my home state of Wisconsin is getting some recognition, although not positive, on the chimp-out business. I’ve seen where Milwaukee is considered the 12th most dangerous city in the US. On Wisconsin!
Wisconsin, like Michigan, is a lovely state except for a festering anus in the southeastern corner (Milwaukee and Detroit respectively) plus a large commie hive (Madison and Ann Arbor) but otherwise quite nice.
My, ain’t she a beautiful bride?
Some dude put a ring on than thing
Now here’s some succulent finger food, and nobody would criticize him for eating with his fingers:
https://westernrifleshooters.online/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/6463df4b0b89c04fba91055ec727346c.webp
Baboon bush meat, short pig. Wonder if it was cooked, or just skinned for easy access? Don’t forget to crack open the skull and chow down; wouldn’t want to miss the prions, and getting the local variety of kuru, but it’d be so worth it, no? Coming to your local Popeye’s franchise?
Yikes, so much for my appetite.
Meanwhile the death toll from Ebola keeps climbing, completely unrelated.
This is serious professional-level ook-ookery. Like it was rehearsed, kinda like how circus animals do stuff on cue.
The difference is that circus animals can be trained, blacks? Clearly cannot.
Well, that’s a new one!