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Don’t Burn Dey Biscuits!

This was my first try and I didn’t mention black guys in the prompt. Makes one think, no?

Starting off with some lighthearted fare….

Popeyes Manager in North Carolina Allegedly Shot a Coworker in Dispute Over ‘Burnt Biscuits’

There aren’t many headlines better than that one.

A Popeyes employee is facing a first-degree murder charge after allegedly shooting a coworker over biscuits.

Rodney Wood, 22, was arrested in Charlotte, N.C., at about 6 p.m. local time on Sunday, May 11, according to Mecklenburg County public arrest records. Wood has been charged with both attempted first-degree murder and assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, per the arrest details.

The altercation initially began inside a Popeyes location on South Boulevard, local news outlet WBTV reported.

According to a police affidavit obtained by the outlet, a customer who witnessed the incident said that Wood got in a disagreement with a fellow employee over “burnt biscuits.”

The witness said the employees took the argument outside after one “challenged” the other. This allegedly led to a physical altercation, at which point Wood allegedly took out a gun and shot the other employee two times.

From what I can gather and the video I saw, Rodney was getting punched in the face and rather than fighting back he shot the other guy. He claims they were “warning shots” and “not intended to be fatal” but Rodney missed the day in thug school where “warning shots” aren’t supposed to hit the person being warned.

All these restaurant shootings are a reminder: don’t get between an animal and food.

Damn, that AI image is grade A prime. Chef kiss.

12 Comments

  1. ozark homesteader

    Clearly a man who respects his biz’kits. Having enjoyed a hot biscuit with real butter and honey or two, I can’t say I condone what he done, but I understand.
    White biscuits matter.

  2. ghostsniper

    Looks and acts more like an animal than a human.
    The very idea of eating food a negro touched makes my skin crawl.

  3. Anonymous

    Food is so incredibly important to blaqqs that it routinely drives them to madness. You do NOT interfere with or interrupt them when “I’s on break!” at your peril. They flat-out ignored every Code Blue in the medical facilities where I worked if it occurred while they were on break, and they felt amply justified in doing so. There was no emergency so dire that it could tear them away from microwaving their leftover fish or chicken. And no matter how late they arrived for their shift, their break times were sacrosanct.

    It never surprises me to read of monkeyshines at fast food eateries regarding the quality or timely delivery of orders, having seen firsthand just how savage they can be with one another over the last chicken bone. This is a species of animal that will throw down with one of their own over a packet of sauce.

    • ozark homesteader

      Its called food aggression in the animal kingdom. It is a sign that the brain stem, or primitive brain, is the dominant developed feature of the brain. It further demonstrates that the creature is generally speaking living mostly in survival mode and is most often experiencing survival emotions like fear and aggression. Able to sustain “hierarchical” social structures wherein aggression and dominance are the guiding principles, the social structures are not able to achieve further function or development due to the inherently destructive nature of a structure built on the very aggression and dominance that created it. A literal societal house of cards.

  4. Stealth Spaniel

    But Wait! There is more……….

    —>>>The outlet reported that the bullets hit the victim — whose name has not been released — in the groin and chest.

    He was rushed to Atrium Health Carolinas Medical Center, where he underwent emergency surgery. Wood allegedly ran from the Popeyes after the shooting, but authorities found him shortly after in the same shopping center as the restaurant, per WBTV.

    He allegedly told authorities that his coworker had punched him in the face three times once they stepped outside and claimed that he fired “two warning shots” that were not intended to be fatal, per WBTV.

    However, authorities said that Wood “failed to articulate a credible, imminent threat of deadly force necessary to support a self-defense claim under state law,” per the affidavit obtained by the outlet.

    Both Wood and the victim were managers at the Popeyes location, local news outlet WCNC reported.
    Wood’s bond is set for $50,000.

    I say that Tirador de Galletas has some splainin’ to do. Was the other guy an employee under him, or did he shoot HIS manager? Or was it the AM or PM guy who screwed the pooch on those dry tasteless flour lumps? Note-for real biscuits see any Southern grandma/mother who can use Lodge skillets for tender, melt-in-your-mouth, biscuits. So many questions. Best get those gems from some other place.

  5. LargeMarge

    Apparently, the discussion was captured by the Biscuits Cam (note the enthusiastic use of exclamation marks…):
    .
    manager : “I burnt deez biscuits, [the’N’-word!], I gone bees eatin’ deez burnt biscuits and sheet!”
    .
    other manager : “Dem biscuits look good enough to bees sharin’ and sheet, [the’N’-word!]!”
    .
    other manager : “You best bees keepin’ yo thievin’ [the ‘N’-word!] hands off’n deez biscuits and sheet, [the’N’-word!]!”
    .
    other manager : “I bees gone whup yo [the ‘N’-word!] ass and sheet, [the ‘N’-word!]!”
    .
    Both move out of Biscuits Cam view, excitement ensues… followed by surgery and detention.
    Assistant manager grabs burnt biscuits before the other assistant manager can grab them, other assistant manager produces stabbing knife, other assistant manager accidentally shoots Biscuits Cam, stove, fryer, three customers, and several Roof Koreans at bus-stop across the street.

  6. delow24

    So one question. How can any 2G be charged with first degree murder? It requires forethought of doing it and as we know there is no 2G that can think beyond the next minute at best.

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