Rapper shot dead! In other news water is wet!
6 gunmen kill Chicago rapper BloodHound Q50 in a Fuller Park gas station ambush
I am eternally thankful that I have never heard of Mr. “BloodHound Q50” before now and with any luck never will hear about him again.
Six gunmen fired more than 50 shots in an ambush that killed Chicago drill rapper BloodHound Q50 at a Fuller Park gas station early Sunday, according to a preliminary Chicago police report. No arrests have been made. The up-and-coming performer, born Mikquale Cooper, was 22.
Mikquale? What kinda faggot name is that? The kind that goes along with that little faggot moustache he has. Um, he had.
The story itself isn’t all that interesting but there was this amusing part.
His two major album releases were last year’s “Long Live My Brudda He Prolly Kilt Yo Brudda” and the recently released “Get Back Or Die Trying.”
Get Back or Die Trying? I would have to say he did not Get Back, although I have no idea what he was trying to get back to or if “Get Back” is some sort of moon cricket down-low slang for sodomizing another dude.
Bloodhound, eh? He sure didn’t smell the splibtones who capped his ass coming now, did he? Probably had his sense of smell compromised by the skunky weed he was almost certainly smoking when they popped him.
Excellent. More deletions!
Has the Tesla replaced the Nissan Sentra as the official simian transport?
They latch on to anything that’s trendy because they have no original ideas themselves…
It appears some of them favor secondhand Teslas, most likely for the very reason Lineman gave. Nissans have gotten to have so many reliability issues that the used market for them has shrunk. Ergo, they are no longer a solid source of fairly reliable cars at reasonable cost on the used lot.
Both runnin’ a distant 2nd to the charger/challenger/chrysler 300 in my AO.
Oh yeah, they do like those Mopars. In fact, they should be badged Chargger and Challengger, given their popularity with 2G’s.
Like “BooGGers,” maybe, BRD?
Imagine–if you will–that our boy set his Tesla to “Home,” engaged the drive, then promptly got hissef capped!
Our now dead rapper will–slicker than snot–be transported home and right into the driveway of his “crib,” there to be mourned–or cussed–by his fambly & bros.
Hilarity ensues!!!!!
“Yo mama, our boy be’s home; he ain’t dayed, he’s be risen. Say, “Hallelujah!”
Uncle Adi said half kike and half nagger for Amerikwa the Kwanstain back in 1940.
Social media beef for MC Rappin Johnny and DJ EBT?
Found out Sophie Cunningham is a mudshark coal burner smoke jumper.
Demoralized? Creepy Ass Crackas don’t get that way.
“Smoke Jumper” LOL. Look at the Urban Dictionary re: the term:
“smoke jumper:”
A white woman with the insatiable hunger for the black rod. Even though they will be paying for the meals, and the nights out at ‘da club’, and taking her share of beatings, the smoke jumper will continue to date black guys, especially after she has a half breed baby, considering no white man would want her ruined gash after she has a black guy in her.”
Praise Baby Jesus, but that is some hilarious sheeit!
See also: coal burner, and night rider. For males (ala DeNiro) with a taste for the dark meat of the sheboon, we have “oil driller”.
What the hell is ‘Kwanstain’?
A common occurrence in FullaNiggers Park. “Get Back” means killing whoever killed one of your homies. The endless cycle of gang violence is as predictable as the turning of the seasons.
The name “Q 6-under” has a ring to it.
Always thinking, this one…
“Cue 6-Feet-Under” is now more apropos…….being that’s where our rapper be.
Read one that he has killed at least 8 aspiring rappers while 2 recovered.
Chimpcongo natives say read social media to find out the killers.
Cops say self cleaning oven but never on record.
The chick he was with was in on it.
Live by the Glock switch die by the Glock switch.
Make mine Gardone VT and Pietro Beretta.
Well damn, We done lost us another poor innocent nigger. That’s a shame…
Nothing of value was lost here.
You have got to admit being a rapper or an aspiring rapper, as a job, is more dangerous than kicking a lions balls as a career.
Still, with any luck, he’s only produced less than a dozen new aspiring rappers what will be ready for harvesting in 15 or so years time.
Watch this space, as they say …
“Kicking a lion’s balls….” Nice.
Reminds me of the saying, “I’d rather stick a wet noodle up a bobcat’s ass in a phone booth than [fill in the blank]”
Good point Phil B. I was wondering how much spawn this 2G was able to generate in his 22 years.
On the whole, a win-win. Again, the little negs he could possibly generate, stop now. No more of that insufferable (so called) rap music. As this most likely is blaque on blaque, those pricks Ben Crump and Al Sharpton will be a million miles away.
As Mr. Rodgers would say, “It’s a great day in the hood”.
Hiphoppery, aka the product of the negro ‘mind’ is incomprehensible to civilised people.
I’m surprised the Tesla didn’t go up in smoke along with the GG that got smoked.