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Florida 15-year-old charged with felony after attacking cop car with shovel: ‘Are you kidding me?’

I am not sure, I think this looks like a snow shovel but she lives in Port St. Lucie, Florida so I doubt they have snow shovels.

Amy Chance was arrested in a suburban neighborhood of Port St. Lucie on Nov. 3 after an officer arrived to investigate a disturbance at her family home caused by the teen, authorities wrote in a press release.

Bodycam footage released by the Port St. Lucie Police Department shows the shovel-wielding teen in the middle of the street and approaching the officer as he was sitting in his patrol car.

She is seen striking the vehicle multiple times, without appearing to have had any prior interaction with the cop.

“Are you kidding me?” the officer is heard saying aloud before exiting his car, pulling out his Taser and ordering the 15-year-old to drop the shovel.

With the Taser pointing directly at her, the teen is seen glaring at the cop before dropping the shovel.

Chance then flips off the cop and begins to walk away before the officer closes in on the teen and orders her to stop.

“Get on the f–king ground,” the officer tells Chance calmly but sternly as he turns her around, makes her kneel on the pavement, and puts her in handcuffs.

I mean….what the hell? Even at 15 what is going through her mind that she thought it would be smart to smack a police cruiser with a steel shovel?

Never mind, my bad. Nothing is going through her mind.

Port St. Lucie is only 17% black and with a name like “Amy Chance” I would say the odds are decent she is adopted. As dark as she is, perhaps one of the Haitian kids adopted by well meaning but naive White people. They might look cute as little 2Gs in an “orphanage” in Haiti but as they get older? Conditioning only goes so far and inevitably they return to type. I have no way of knowing that for sure and I don’t care enough to investigate but it rings true.

I was a little sad that she dropped the shovel and didn’t get to ride the lightning, doing a little ghetto dance. Just imagine what she will be like in a few years, popping out little 2Gs left and right and graduating from shovels to Glocks.

16 Comments

  1. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    I remember years ago Rush Limbaugh making fun of a Port St. Lucie sheboon calling 911 because McGoyslop was out if chicken McNuggets.

  2. Xzebek

    Some people think niglets are cute. Personally I don’t see that. Either way it’s like a grizzly bear cub. They’re going to grow up to be dangerous.

  3. LoL No

    Just another angry dead-eyed nigger. At this point, it’s only “news” if they could ever find a nigger doing something decent.

  4. Moe Gibbs

    From Port-au-Prince to Port St. Lucie, you just can’t shake the GG out of the Haitian. You can tell this one isn’t your garden variety sub-Saharan African sheboona, because she isn’t (yet) morbidly obese. Got the ugly, though. And the crazy entitlement.

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  6. TakeAHardLook

    Fifteen years old? Jesus H. Christ-on-a-Cracker, but that is the face of a plus-forty year old she boon, and not a day younger.

    If I looked in a mirror at age 15 and saw that face staring back at me I’d probably grab a shovel too.

    To dig a hole, jump in and cover it over with no trace of what lies beneath…..

    Nogs. Female nogs.

    Every. Single. Time.

  7. Ding Dong

    For years whenever one of my coworkers would show up with McNuggets I would ask do you know what McNuggets are made of? Chicken buttholes. You are eating chicken butthole loaf.

    As for the maniac girl what was that thing I think from The Camp of the Saints how they would use your beautiful oak door for firewood and not think anything of it.

  8. Bobsuruncle

    Knowing that nothing would happen to her, the cop should have given her “the ride” and lit her ass up. Itll do one of two things, make think twice next time, or make her worse and maybe she just gets shot before she can drop out a few more future criminals and/or welfare cases. Win either way. The pain penalty should have been applied without reservation regardless. Get a lesson in consequences street style.

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