It never ceases to shock me that I can still be shocked by their behavior.
At first glance this seems like a pretty straightforward 2G on 2G murder.
Indianapolis Man Charged with Murder in Fatal Shooting of Roommate
An Indianapolis man has been charged with murder in the fatal shooting of his roommate earlier this month.
20-year-old Abdul Malik Banks was arrested Saturday in connection with the death of his roommate, 44-year-old Shawnetta Small.
On July 11, Small was found dead at her home in the 1500 block of Downey Avenue from two gunshot wounds. IMPD officers responded to the home after Small called 911 to say her roommate had attacked her.
That seems very uninteresting so far but when I glanced at some of the details….hoo boy. I used a few different sources including this one that gives you a taste of what is to come: Indianapolis man accused of killing roommate after she smeared feces on him
A probable cause affidavit says that after speaking with Small’s and Banks’ roommates, investigators learned the two got in an argument after Banks confronted Small for using the bathroom naked and with the door open. Banks reportedly tried to close the bathroom door, but Small kept opening it.
Banks’ girlfriend added Small called Banks several slurs, including the “hard R”, as he tried to shut the door.
This confrontation prompted Small to spit at and smear feces on Banks, witnesses said they later learned from Banks.
What in the Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom?!
Using the can with the door open, spitting on him and smearing feces on his pants? I can’t say for sure that Abdul Malik was in the wrong here.
I assume the “hard R” was not “rapscallion” but rather “nigger”, as opposed to “nigga”.
Abdul Malik provided a couple of different accounts to explain why when the cops arrived he was carrying a TV. In one account:
While officers were waiting for Small to come to the front door, they reportedly observed a shirtless man exit the rear door of the home while carrying a television. Banks was also seen wearing tan pants that appeared to have “stains” on them.
When police confronted him, Banks reportedly told them that he broke his TV because he got mad after playing a video game and throwing a controller at it.
While elsewhere….
When Banks talked to police, he denied having any issues with Small but admitted to her spitting and smearing feces on him.
He went upstairs to clean up, and when he came back downstairs, his TV and vases were broken. He left to try to pawn the TV, but the store was closed. The affidavit previously mentioned IMPD noticed Banks leaving the home with his TV and returning shortly before they located Small.
If the TV was broken, how was he going to pawn it? Not the smartest monkey in the zoo.
No wonder blacks are so angry and violent all the time, their regular every day lives are absolute chaos.
Curiouser and curiouser, Alice said as she navigated through the ooking [sic] glass.
Schrödinger’s TV, simultaneously broken and pawnable. A naked ratchet ho’ reaching into da bowl to share her filth with a male ‘roommate’ less than half her age. Niggas calling one another ‘nigger’, stressing the final consonant for supposedly maximal insult.
How the cops can respond to such monkeyshines and file serious reports of same without busting out laughing is a mystery to me.
I can’t imagine a situation where I would grab a handful of my own excrement to use as a weapon. On the other hand I have an IQ higher than that of a chimp.
How does one wipe ones anus when one has no shit paper nor reasonable facsimile?
Wipe with the right, eat with the left.
The muslim way….
How do they not bust out laughing? Well, as a former patrolman in Oakland California, I would suggest that it is training, our humanity, and learned self control that is responsible…we save the mirth for the patrol car when leaving the scene….
“Through the ooking glass”. Ahahaha! Brilliant!
Cops and reports: Now I understand where “NHI” comes from.
For this particular IQ-65 drama I am reminded of Ellie Arroway’s line (Jodie Foster’s character in Contact); “No words. No … words.” Also, “they should have sent a primatologist.”
The Sons of Obama be all enrichmentating and stuff.
The rainbow solar powered AI Wakanda is gonna rock!
Honk, honk.
It is a unique solid waste removal method to be sure.
I am still hoping for a portrait of Shawnetta on the can with the door open using her poop to prop the door open.
Something I can hang over the fireplace.
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Not too much to ask.
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Never mind.
A search instantly revealed that is a trending ‘trend’ amongst the demo-graphic.
Demo!
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At least, we can presume it is her poop.
Without testing, it could be anybody’s…
Only if that art is on black velvet….
Apparently the poo-flinging was a favorite tactic of the fat dikes and antifacts in Portland during the summer of grownups having violent fits similar to three year olds but much more criminally minded, reckless and dangerous.
“Do well enough in life to be as far away from both groups as possible…”
No Surprise Here. Throwing Excrement is a Common Trait of All ‘simian’ Species.
Ghostsniper – “Wipe with the right, eat with the left.” is just Common Sense when you don’t have Toilet Paper. So is not eating Pork when you can’t Test/Treat it for Trichinosis.
Well, that was my second good laugh of the day. The first being Stephen Colbert getting shit canned. These poo flinging monkeys, man. I also wish to propose that if we ever decide “2G” has become passé, that the next euphemism chosen should be “rapscallion, with a hard R”.
It was a delight to see Colbert get his walking papers. He’s as funny as a kid with cancer.
Great / edgy names for 2G bands and musicians:
The Hard R
The Inward
Midnight Under A Skillet
Stevie Wonder
Well. Like toddlers living together.