Recall the famous Daquiri Bar shooting in May?
OK I Guess We Need To Add Daquiri Bars To The List. Wait, Daquiri Bars?
It was a rough night for 2Gs with names starting with the letter J as Javonta, Jedarrius and Javarsia all got capped. The police have been making some arrests and one suspect did everyone a huge favor:
Man wanted in Midtown Daiquiri Bar & Grill mass shooting found dead in Macon, coroner says
Oh no….anyway…
A man involved in the fatal shooting at Midtown Daiquiri Bar & Grill has been found dead, according to a report from Bibb County Coroner Leon Jones.
Jones said that Christopher Valentine, 25, was found dead at a house on Birch Street in Macon. He shot and killed himself, according to Jones.
I guess ol’ Chris didn’t fancy going to the big house for the remainder of his life, I would guess he has been incarcerated before and he looks pretty soft so maybe he didn’t enjoy his time behind bars if you get my drift.
Three different 2Gs have been arrested including one with a delightful name:
Three people – Travis Glover, 17, Jarrius Curry, 28, and Muchman Bond III, 25 – have already been arrested in the Midtown Daiquiri Bar & Grill shooting.
The name is Bond. Muchman Bond. He might be Agent 000.
Here is “Muchman”, he looks especially bright….
Three different mamas named dey baby boys “Muchman”. I wonder if all three have spent time behind bars, seems like a safe bet.
At least the taxpayers will be spared the expense of trying and then incarcerating Christopher Valentine for the next fifty plus years so a tip of the hat to Chris for taking himself out of play and saving the American people a bunch of money. I would pour out a forty for Chris but I have never actually been in possession of a forty.
Given the way 2G’s ape white culture, I’d guess that there was not 2 previous Muchman’s. Adding the “III” to the end of his name was probably spontaneous and a poor attempt to make him sound more important while having no idea of what it actually meant.
Also, the “shot and killed himself” could be another way of stating that “he just fell down the stairs all by himself” if you catch my drift. I didn’t think the 2G’s were all the big on suicide. Although it’d be nice if they picked up on that white trait every now and then.
My wife and I went to a convention last weekend in Muncie. They had a number of vendors there. One was Mary Kay. The table was staffed by two of the UGLIEST black women I have even seen in my life. Needless to say they didn’t have a lot of business. They probably didn’t grasp the irony either.
If the protagonist is Muchman Bond, we need an arch villain. How about Daquirius Wocktaint? And the official drink of Mista Bond will be sizzurp, shaken and stirred. No Walther PPK here, just a piece of shit Glock 9mm with a switch.
Muchman/Wocktaint 2028.
We iz gonna conquer teh worldz.
Voaters get a free ride on comrade Gavin’s High Speed Rail!
Honk, honk.
They be Kangz and sheeeeit!
Was that a real suicide or the Foster kind?
I call bullshit on the brutha’s suicide. Blacks do not, as a rule, off themselves. I believe that coming to such a dire and fatal decision requires far more introspection and self-loathing than blacks are capable of. Leastways, I never ran across one who was anything but madly in love with his or her bad self. I suspect that LE just decided that it was too much trouble for too little return to chase after the black murderer of a black murderer. As the po-leeze are fond of saying, NHI (No Humans Involved).
Old,
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About three decades ago, we were in the North California agriculture town of Chico.
Walking the shopping-maul, we stopped dead in our tracks at the entrance to ULTA COSMETICS (they sell fake-up).
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According to her badge, she was the owner.
Stunned, we looked at each other then the calendar to verify it wasn’t Halloween or similar holiday.
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That woman was easily the ugliest possible possessed caricature of an upright walking gorilla.
Fat, face riddled with black-heads, greasy hair (although, thinking back, maybe it was a wig-hat (repurposed from an absorbent pad at Jiffy Lube)).
“Come in, children, let me show you my wares…”
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Maybe with a convoy of Bradley Fighting Vehicles with air-cover.
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Disclaimer:
I am not trying to be hurtful here, but that was an early lesson in the usefulness of eye-bleach.
Was that his name, D’quri Barr?