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More from the “It Wuz Self Defense” files:
Florida doc shoots at teens who threw cheese at his Range Rover
A 67-year-old doctor, Bruce L. Mitchell, fired at least one round from his 9mm Sig Sauer handgun and then chased a carload of high school boys at dangerous speeds, after the young athletes allegedly hit his black Range Rover with a piece of cheese.
According to court documents and media reports, the confrontation began just after 5 p.m., when five teenage boys were driving in Ponte Vedra Beach in eastern Florida. The news media did not publish the youths’ names because they are minors and were not charged with any crime.
“A black Range Rover, later identified as Mitchell’s vehicle, allegedly began tailing the teens aggressively, swerving across lanes and briefly swerving out of the roadway to get closer to the terrified targets,” The St. John Citizen reported. “The teens then reported seeing Mitchell brandish a black pistol and yell something at them before squeezing off a round in the air.”
Why would anyone waste perfectly good cheese like that? Maybe it was a slice of American “cheese”. Anyway, here is Dr. Impulse Control
A 67 year old doctor who chased a car of kids because he thought they threw cheese at his vehicle. He might be a doctor but he has the same vacant, dead eyes most of them possess.
If you have to get medical care, choose wisely.
Must’ve been gorgonzola cheese. It has 2G’s in it, so he probably perceived it as another splibtone attacking him. And we all know the greatest danger to a spook is another spook. See heyjackass.com for stats bearing that out.
Quite a bit to unpack here. First and foremost, what was the demographic makeup of the “young” “athletes”, and why does their association with athletics matter enough to be mentioned prominently in this story? The writer seems a tad biased against the short-tempered doctor right out of the gate, making sure that we know he was driving a Range Rover and not some ghetto beater.
I distinctly smell “Whiteness” here, if five strapping young men claim to have been in fear for their lives from the wrath of a lone, elderly black man in an expensive automobile. No self-respecting homeboy gonna admit to shitting his saggy pants over some old fool gettin’ jiggy on the interstate.
Dr. Dindunuffins insists that the five “young athletes” shot first, but their payload was apparently some form of processed dairy. Did the (presumably) ofay White boys spray their can of Cheez Whiz at the good doc’s ride in a blatant display of ‘cheddar diplomacy’, aimed at, yet again, holding the black man down?
I suspect that cold fries or missing packets of mayo and dipping sauce are involved here, somehow. But we’ll just have to wait for all the gory details to be revealed. Where, I want to know, are the strident calls for commonsense condiment control?
The Shootist was a former Mayo clinic doctor, so condiments were actually kinda involved in the incident.
Only in the fourth world turd Amerikwa the Kwanstain…do you have a Monday doctor who shoots at cheeseheads!
I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Chaos is a ladder.
Honk, honk.
Failure to identify the ‘youfs’ indicates that they were also 2G’s. Had they been White, it would have been a HAYTECRIME ™ and the Good Doctor would not have been Arrested, even if he had done a Mag Dump.
These incidents of “Guess the Race” are getting so Common that even normiecons are beginning to Notice…. an antisemitic hatecrime in of itself.
Yup.
He’s the one they call Dr. Slaygood!
He’s the one to shoot yo’ ass tonight!
He’s the one they call Dr. Slaygood!
Teach yo’ to bring cheese to a hand gun fight!
So, the good doctor will lose his medical license and probably serve time in prison for the price of a car wash. The chimpout reflex is real. He showed dem yoofs dat he wuzzent gonna beez disrespected n’ sheeeit !
So he was acting as his own trunk monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-T5e4WHQKM&list=PLoxADsZ9YforxtjWODy3Kz_8JjLH-Nxp7&index=12
“A Ponte Vedra Beach physician and longtime resident of the exclusive Sawgrass community was arrested Saturday evening after allegedly firing a gun during a road rage confrontation with a group of local high school athletes, The Citizen has learned.
Dr. Bruce L. Mitchell, 67, who served as director of Hospital Medicine at Emory University according to his LinkedIn profile, now faces two felony charges after deputies say he discharged a firearm from his vehicle at the teenagers during a chaotic chase.
Before joining Emory, Mitchell worked at the the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, Florida, for 14 years, according to a professional biography.”
Of course-there is always more:
The physician stopped trailing the group after spotting police cruisers in the area and began driving in a different direction.
Deputies conducted a felony traffic stop on the Range Rover shortly afterward.
Mitchell allegedly exited his vehicle without being asked, documents show. A search of his vehicle uncovered a black Sig Sauer pistol in the glovebox, a loaded magazine on the front passenger seat, and two loose live rounds, including one ejected onto the floorboard and another on the seat, papers state.
Deputies reported that Mitchell said at one point that “they shot at me first” before invoking his right to remain silent.
No weapons were found in the teens’ vehicle, and investigators said they found no evidence to support Mitchell’s claim. Mitchell lives in Sawgrass with his wife, a Harvard graduate and senior executive at Cox Communications.
>>>>So, why is it important to tell us the wife graduated from Harvard? Who actually cares? I knew that once the 2G dindus got into prestigious universities that schools like Harvard, Princeton, etc would not mean anything in 10 years. And…..here we are. There is nothing elite, outstanding, or high esteem about them. Fake and dumbed down degrees given by an equally failing school.
Even the guy who graduates last in his medical class is called “Dr.”
“Who told you to put the cheese on? I didn’t tell you to put the cheese on. You people with the cheese, it never ends.”
— Jackie Chiles
Also, a Jeremy Clarkson quote. 🙂
I imagine old Doc might’ve done a few drive-by’s back in the day.
They shouldn’t be allowed to sell cheese to minors or sell it without a background check.
“A hunk of f-in cheese?”
https://quipvid.com/watch/305Ls0CA
Funny, living in a majority white town with a maybe %15 Mexican population, we NEVER see shit like this going down. That said, the daily blotter IS populated with a solid %70 Mexican surnames. I’m beginning to think there’s something to the evolutionary/behavioral observations. The only chimps we have to tolerate are the college sports basketball/football Americans and they KNOW better.
Somebody needs to school this “doctor” too. For a man his age it’s shameful that he doesn’t really know how to do things right.
When you’re weaving in and out of your lane, taking high speed target practice from behind the wheel of your Range Rover you need a Glock and about half a dozen 30 round magazines.
You can’t turn a SIG Sauer into a little machinegun just by swapping out base plates.
To maintain the correct sight picture while shooting out the driver’s side window of a moving vehicle you’ve got to have the right sights. From Birdman Weapons Systems. “Unfriendly Products for an Unfriendly World.”
https://www.northwestfirearms.com/threads/anybody-remember-birdman.193812/