You might remember one Jaquez Myrick from last year, he was arrested during the aftermath of a mass shooting at Tuskegee University in November: What A Jaquez Off. In the shooting at least a dozen people were wounded and one was killed. The police down in ‘Bama are still trying to figure out who done what and have so far indicted at least four fellas:
Four Montgomery men have been indicted in connection with the November mass shooting at Tuskegee University.
A Macon County grand jury on Friday charged four men with one count each of discharging a firearm on school property: Jaquez Ke’Von Myrick, 25; Jaylen Se’Quan Lassic, 21; Romero Frazier II, 20; and La’Darius Ja’Quant Gantt, 21.
Myrick in February pleaded guilty to a federal weapons charge. He is set to be sentenced in May.
No one has been charged in the shooting death of 18-year-old La’Tavion Johnson or the wounding of 16 others, 12 of whom were shot.
Damn, that is a lot of apostrophes. This guy wins for having an apostrophe in both his first and middle name: La’Darius Ja’Quant Gantt. Even the guy that died was repping the apostrophe.
In response to this black on black shooting, the Republicans in Alabama are proposing a bill to make “machine gun conversion devices”, aka “switches” to the 2Gs, illegal. Uh….they are already illegal under Federal law but now they will be extra super secret doubly illegal I guess? If you can count on anything, you can count on Republicans when they hold power to do stupid shit.
Meanwhile no one has actually been charged with shooting anyone, these apostrophe bros were just arrested for discharging firearms on campus and a couple with having switches.
Just to save time it might be smart to simply round up everyone with an apostrophe in their name and proactively jail them.
The problem is the Feds don’t have the bandwidth or jail space to enforce all Federal gun laws.
For example look in your local media and see how many convicted felons get caught with a weapon.
That’s a MANDATORY minimum 5 year sentence in Club Fed yet it is only rarely enforced by the Feds.
With a State law, at least the State can and will enforce it unlike the Feds.
” With a State law, at least the State can and will enforce it unlike the Feds.”
Yep, ANOTHER LAW!!! that This Time, Positively, Absolutely, Totally, Completely, etc., etc. will give a mooncricket the Incentive not to Commit a Crime…. /S/
^ This. The reason we have so many assholes going unpunished is two fold:
1. Political expediency, which is to say the system benefits by declining to prosecute some crimes, or even just some perpetrators, while going full bore on others. This is the anarchotyranny we’ve been dealing with for years, driven mostly by racially motivated bullshit.
2. Too damned many laws to keep track of and uniformly prosecute all the offenders, even if the system wanted to (which is clearly doesn’t). Adding more laws not only exacerbates more of this second issue, it facilities more of the first by giving the system more reasons to screw YT, and more opportunities to give a free pass to nigs. Fuck that noise. The only law we need right now is one that explicitly states no new laws may be passed until 95% of all existing laws have been sunsetted or repealed, and we can then seriously evaluate what laws are really needed before making any new ones found necessary after the big purge.
Im going to start calling them “apostrophes”, I keep a litany of names and mix it up in conversation, it confuses the guilt ridden white folks that think we are all racist that understand the problem set. The best was when during burn lot murder wave we started calling them Amish, people would just look at you totally perplexed. Good times.
I missed the background on the 2G nomenclature??? Holy question marks.
Hot damn! We have a sighting of the ultra rare double apostrophe’d moocricket monicker, gentlemen. My day is well and truly complete, I can now die a fulfilled man. Ok, not really, but wherever d’they get this phuc’dup s’heeeeeit? I just gots’ta laugh at the absurdity of it all, y’all.
I propose a new felony: any 2G found to be in possession of a plurality (2 or more) apostrophe’s at any given time shall be sentenced to 30-50 years incarceration. Just kidding, we don’t even need that law, because most will already find themselves in that position on other charges.
It would be more “common sense” to pass a law against murder by switch. Call it Full Auto Murder.
See, America? This is why negroes can’t have White things. Too damned many apostrophes.
Of course, there was a spontaneous outbreak of gratuitous umlauts among pale peoples in the 80s, as I recall (Löwenbräu, Mötley Crüe, etc.). Fortunately, we outgrew it.
L’ÄrgeM’Ärge agrees.
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An aside:
S’Ïdö…
J’ohn Wil’der agrees.