Yikes
Detectives recover 4 diamond earrings 2 weeks after suspect swallowed them during arrest
Damn, who drew the short straw on that assignment.
This story is even weirder than you might imagine from the title.
Detectives have recovered four diamond earrings from a suspected thief two weeks after he gulped the Tiffany & Co. jewelry worth nearly $770,000 during his arrest on the side of a highway in the Florida Panhandle, authorities said Friday.
The last of the four earrings stolen from the Tiffany store in Orlando was recovered from the suspect last week, the Orlando Police Department said Friday.
Three of the earrings were recovered two days before that, along with two other unidentified diamond earrings.
Allow me to direct your attention to that last part “along with two other unidentified diamond earrings”.
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How many diamond earrings did this nigga swallow? Here is a “behind the scenes” picture…
You would think that employees at a Tiffany store wouldn’t hand 3/4 of a million in diamond earrings to a guy that looks like Jaythan Gilder (that first name sounds like Mike Tyson trying to say Jason).
He somehow convinced the employees that he was buying the earrings “on behalf of an Orlando Magic basketball player”, which is actually a pretty clever ruse for a 2G.
It gets weirder yet believe it or not….
Detectives obtained the license plate of the suspect’s car through shopping mall security footage and believe he was driving back to Texas.
State troopers tracked the car from tag readers on the Florida Turnpike and Interstate 10 until he was pulled over for driving without rear lights in Washington County, almost 340 miles away, the Orlando police report said.
This is something that still baffles me. Even if he was just going to Beaumont, Texas which looks to be the closest Texas city to Orlando, Florida, that is still a trip of over 880 miles and probably more than 12 hours just to steal some earrings. The guy made it over 300 miles and was almost out of Florida before he got pulled over. Now this Scholar-Americans plans a heist that will take him some 1600 miles and 24 hours of driving but doesn’t make sure his vehicle has operational rear lights? Another story with more detail, Police recover $769,000 in stolen jewelry nearly two weeks after man swallowed it, reports that he was in a 2024 Mitsubishi Outlander meaning it wasn’t even an old car so I have no idea why the rear lights were not working. More…..
Shortly before 8 p.m. local time on Feb. 26, the highway patrol pulled over a car matching that description for a traffic violation. The driver of the car allegedly resisted the investigation and was arrested on resisting charges separate from the incident. Highway patrol officials identified the driver as Gilder. Earring forms and price tags from Tiffany & Co. were found on the floor of the vehicle.
As he was being taken into custody, Gilder allegedly swallowed several items. The highway patrol officers transporting him to jail heard him allegedly say “I should have thrown them out the window.”….
…..At the jail, Gilder allegedly asked staff “Am I going to be charged with what’s in my stomach?”Â
The Orlando Police Department said on social media that Gilder was monitored by detectives at an area hospital for “more than a dozen days” before the earrings were expelled from his system.
“This case quickly turned into a marathon, not a sprint,” Goss said.
It is always smart to admit the crime to the cops. Then the pièce de résistance….
Police said that a search of Gilder’s criminal history found he was charged in a near-identical robbery from a Tiffany & Co. store in Texas in 2022. He is also being held on 48 separate “failure to appear” warrants out of the state of Colorado. Â
48 separate failure to appear warrants? In Colorado no less? Dis nibba has been committing crimes all over the damn country.
This guy should get some sort of award for one of the weirdest 2G news stories of the year. Seriously though, I am a pretty creative guy and there is no way I could dream up stuff weirder than the shenanigans and monkeyshines blacks think up instead of just getting a job.
Amazing. I will say this – I completely understand how the taillights didn’t work. When a 2G gets a car, no matter how new or nice, they immediately begin a slow motion destruction of it. They never take care of anything. I’m sure these lights were knocked out, either by him or another 2G. Nignog years with a car are like dog years.
“They never take care of anything” – it’s more than just cars though. That said, I’ve seen some decent mercedes and BMWs at auctions. I saw an S class Merc at a cars for kids auction, and was telling a friend about it. He said stay away. Chances are they didn’t do any maintenance and something really expensive was broken in it. I was getting tires at an NTB and chatting with the manager while my truck got new shoes. He said that Mercedes in the bay (with Shaniqua hovering around, needed $6k in calipers.
Looked at a car once that seemed decent. A little smelly inside. Looked up, afro hairs in the headliner. Nope. That’s a hard nope.
*Chirp*
Skeptic,
Funniest. Thing. I. Read. All. Week.
Proper car maintenance, like traffic rules, are inherently racist, because Lord knows the ‘boys got better things to do than monitor tire pressure, signal lane changes, and replace used motor oil. Besides, there are plenty of other cars out there. When yours starts going wonky, you simply crash it and ‘borrow’ another one. Easy peasy.
BTW, I think we need another term for carjacking, as it is unfair to guys named Jack, none of whom are GG. Car’blacking, perhaps. Something with a righteous gratuitous apostrophe to give it cred.
Moe,
I’m dead.
I am officially s’layed.
700k dollars worth diamonds
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttt
Go ahead, try to sell your grandma’s diamond errings back
you won’t get 10c on the dollar. And that’s a legit sale
Thru a fence?
dude be lucky to net 10 grand off that.
diamonds have fallen to zip. (always were i suppose)
2 weeks to poop them out? give the dude a laxative, move on.
The founder of De Beers was financed by a Rothschild the to establish a monopoly on diamonds. With Jewish backing there’s no limit to what you can achieve. Just ask W. Churchill or W. Wilson or FDR.
Even more than diamonds, 2G criminal tendencies are forever.
Diamonds are typically graded on the 4C’s. These particularly specimens are now rated 2G, since they are now rather shitty, excuse me, SHEEEEEEITTY. You know it took some nigga in a diamond mine far less than two weeks to produce these the first time out. How the hell did it take two weeks for this genius to pass them? Dude has serious problems with his digestive system. Or maybe it just doesn’t work as hard as a White digestive tract.
And I really want to know how and why these spooks are galavanting all over the place to pull these thefts. That is an unusual and extraordinary effort to go to for a breadcrumb.
Maybe these diamonds are MORE valuable after passing through the digestive tract of a majestic free-range hominid. Kind of like kopi luwak which is coffee made from beans eaten then shit out by a civet.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Kopi-Luwak
First, I’ve had times that cops have pulled me over for XYZ, then immediately started asking about something else entirely and conveniently forgot XYZ altogether. Remember, cops can pull you over for no reason, say something like “he was swerving” and get away with it. So I’d take that broken taillight story with a grain of salt.
Second, people in this country have been so brainwashed, so scared, so afraid of being called racist (and seeing other people excessively punished for acts of so-called racism) that no one no where is going to tell a 2G gangster to “fuck off, you ain’t looking at no $700,000 earrings in my store”. We were better off and safer when we had signs that said Nigger entrance in back.
Third – homie’s done this before. Apparently learned his trick and sticks to it. Hell, my dog knows better tricks. Like you said in a different 2G tale, once they learn a successful trick they stick to it.
Nothing surprises me.
This’ll surprise you… inside job.
.. The jewelry store staff hired Mister Jaythan to rob the joint with promises they’d split the booty.
.. Rocket surgeon Jaythan [I can’t stop saying it!] figured on grabbing the goods as planned, then Jaythan Jaythan Jaythan ditching his co-conspirators and keeping the loot all to hissownself.
.. The insurance adjuster had separate checks — all filled in to shell accounts — the usual for the distraught owner, minus the usual for each involved LawEnforcementOfficial and tow-truck driver with Inattentive Disorder.
.. Our inventive store staff swapped identifying marks with the help of the registry staff, then substituted some cheap costume jewelry from the buckets at a rural Saint Vincent de Paul thrift store.
They had to be careful though, all the new price-tags needed to match!
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Tune in tomorrow for the next thrills and spills episode of Jaythan’s Grand Adventure…
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I am naming all my children ‘Jaythan’.
Well, well, well. They’re willing to do almost anything if they’re willing to get a job.
Another Texas 2G creating havoc and crime all over the country. Shocked.
But kudos for graduating from stop snd robs to nearly a seven figure lift. It definitely shows “intestinal“ fortitude.