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Sued If You Do, Sued If You Don’t

Ah those wacky black folk. They are like the racial equivalent of the Kobayashi Maru, a no-win scenario.

If you try to hold them to the same basic, minimum standards everyone else is held to….they pitch a fit and claim you are oppressing them.

If you try to give them special treatment like a mentally disabled child….they will invariably do something stupid that hurts someone else or themselves.

As the kids say, I always bring the receipts or something so here is a prime example:

Family of Missouri teen Tyre Sampson who fell to his death from Orlando amusement park ride awarded $310M

You might suspect there are some delightful details missing from the headline. You would be correct.

The teen in question is only 14 years old and apparently Tyre Sampson spent every waking hour of those 14 years cramming high calorie food down his gullet.

Sampson, 14, had traveled to the Sunshine State with some friends for spring break when the group visited ICON Park on March 24, 2022.

The high school football standout who was well over 300 pounds was allowed to ride the Orlando FreeFall despite being 98 pounds over the ride’s 287-pound limit and park staff needing to adjust his seat manually for him to fit.

The attraction is a 430-foot-tall drop tower that hoisted riders up to the top before leaning them forward slightly and dramatically dropping them down.

What does well over mean? We don’t have an exact weight but here is a picture of the svelte yoof:

He looks like a prime candidate for Mensa with those dull, lifeless eyes and the mouth hanging open waiting for a chicken wing to land inside. Also “well over 300” apparently means “closer to 400 than 300”.

Do they weigh people before allowing them on the ride? I doubt it and I doubt any of the minimum wage staff would have questioned a 14 year old black kid that is the size of many NFL players. The ride said you must be no more than 287 pounds and I am sure he knew he was too heavy (assuming he could read the sign, something I wouldn’t bet on) but clambered aboard anyway.

Now imagine if an employee looked at this land whale and said “You look to be well over the weight limit, I am sorry but you can’t ride”. Assuming that Tyre Sampson didn’t demonstrate that famous impulse control and attack the employee on the spot, what would have happened next? Would he have been embarrassed but resolved to get himself into shape? Or would he have gone home, cried to his mama who then in turn would have contacted ghoulish ambulance chaser Ben Crump to sue the park for discrimination, mental anguish and violating the little fella’s civil rights? You know that the lawsuits would have been filed within the week if he had been denied access to the ride, including suing the manufacturer of the ride for failing to make it accessible for enormously fat people.

They went with the less immediately threatening choice and let him do what he wanted to do, leading to him falling out of a ride during a 75 mph, 430 foot drop. Imagine the sound that 375 pounds of jogger hitting the concrete dropping at 75 mph would have made.

Ultimately gravity killed Tyre Sampson before diabetes and heart disease could get him. The point here is that there simply is no winning strategy when dealing with blacks so it is best to simply avoid them entirely whenever possible.

36 Comments

  1. Chris Mallory

    These millions are coming from the Austrian manufacturer of the ride. They didn’t show up to defend themselves in court.

  2. saoirse

    The (jew?, nigger?) ambulance-chasing attorneys will get 60%. The rest (after taxes) will be pissed away on the usual nig crap within 5 years. A rather expensive way to rid the world of one obese pongoid for sure.

    • Arthur Sido

      It was Ben Crump, a nigger but honorary jew. That guy must be able to teleport because he appears before the body even gets cold when a negro dies and a lawsuit is possible

      • Flyin Bryan

        What? Crump will get 60%? I thought the standard for ambulance chasing was 30%. Obviously this prick has no concern for his “peepo”. His clients are too stupid to know better. More blacks screwing blacks.

  3. Flyin Bryan

    I would guess a settlement such as this would be predicated on some sort of lifetime earnings potential. As it would be anyone’s guess as to what he could possibly earn the 310 million number would appear outrageously exaggerated. There was most likely a sympathetic specially selected jury involved

    There is no “free lunch” in things such as this. We all pay either monitairily or through loss of opportunities to participate in things such as this.

  4. Don Curton

    One time at the beach, someone had pulled in with a horse trailer and was renting horse rides on the beach. And YES, they did have a scale to weigh people before they could climb on a horse. I thought it was a bit weird, but then thought about it some more and figured that it made a lot of sense. So, yeah, if there’s a weight limit, they better be a scale nearby.

  5. Harbinger

    My grandson, who was 5′ 8″ tall and 165 pounds at ten years old, was denied a pony ride at a fair a few summers ago, and it broke his heart. But he would likely have hurt the poor animal, which was already overworked in that travelling show here in South Texas. The very last thing that anyone in this blindingly White family would have done was to threaten a lawsuit. So grandson had to accept the fact that he was more man than boy, and celebrate his size, rather than claim victimhood.

    Nogs don’t understand anything at all about physical limits. Nor do they understand the first principles of mass and the laws of nature. All they know, and they know it very well, is that there are rewards for defying restrictions that seem to exclude them from all the ‘fun’ that White peepo enjoy. They think that if anything bad happens, whambulances and empathetic EMTs magically appear out of nowhere to save them from their selfish choices. And joosh lawyers materialize out of thin air to entice them with payouts, no matter how stupid they were in bringing about their own calamitous outcomes.

    Sometimes I wish that I, too, could be a sub-human cretin sucking sustenance from a vastly superior race of guilt-ridden, relative geniuses who would sacrifice their own offspring before offending me and mine. But then I take a deep breath and recognize that I am NOT a blood-sucking parasite, and that my noble, hard-working White forebears would collectively rise from the grave and skin me alive for disgracing their legacy, rightly so, were I to follow in the path of our feral pets.

    I am not sure who, exactly, to hold accountable for those evil devils still residing in our midst, causing the vast majority of the trouble in our crumbling society, but I want names. And I want hides. Lots, and lots, of HIDES.

    • TakeAHardLook

      Too late! The early Southern Cotton Barons and the Joosh Merchant Slaver shipowners are long dead. It was they who imported feral, low-tech, slow-release bioweapons.

      We should have picked our own goddamn cotton!

      Every place on God’s Green Earth where nogs gather in any number, they devalue and destroy their surroundings.

      Look, for example, at Haiti. One hundred percent black, it is an open, running sewer, its people doing nasty things to each other–even consuming each other when the urge comes upon them.

      Remove all the nogs–every last one of them–and replace them with an equal number of Norwegians.

      In ten years you will find a clean, orderly nation with paved roads, efficient sewer systems, dams for flood control & hydroelectric and beachfronts looking like Key Biscayne Boulevard.

      Nogs. Ruin. Everything.

  6. Carrie

    The fambly will of course piss away the $310M within 5 years or less.
    They’ll probably buy multiple Escalade SUVs, and maybe a penthouse that they won’t know how to manage.
    It will all get repossessed within said five years and they’ll be back in to get-toh, like where they started. 😆

  7. Bean Dip Tray

    They need a you must be under this weight to ride sign.
    Not being told NO for sixty years is why these ghetto lottery things happen.
    Black Liberation Movement (H/T-Comrade Billy Ayers) threatens to riot over Penny trial.
    Be alert in any CPUSA (D) city hive holes.

  8. Jeffrey Zoar

    I get the sense there is a negro premium attached to jury awards. Most folks in this situation would be awarded a few million, but not 310, which is absurd. Brings to mind the Giuliani defamation award, 150 million, to those two negros who would most likely not have seen 2% of that in their entire lives

  9. Stealth Spaniel

    He looks like a smaller version of most of my BigBox customers. I swear that BigBoxes only exist to feed the swarths of immense humanity that comes into the store. I worked as a cashier for awhile yesterday, and one imbecile purchased-wait for it-50 bags of popcorn, chips, and pretzel mixes. The guy was thin, his significant other was a whale out of water. THAT is stupid shopping on display,

  10. ghostsniper

    I’d pay good money to see video of that blob of shit negro’s fat ass hitting the ground. Can you imagine how pleasing the sound of that would be? Those last 2 seconds, slowed way the fuk down, would probably be hilarious.

  11. Big Country Expat

    Either way, I’d be curious to see if he broke the concrete when he played “lawn dart”

    Also, IRL? The MAJORITY of those rides in Orlando at ALL the theme parks are NOT made for us bigger folks, nebbermind that obese fucker. At 6’4, -I- don’t fit on the majority of them. Weight limits aside, most of them now actually have a set of ‘test chairs’ outside the various rides so you can ‘try on’ the seating to see if you can fit. My issue is my height is all in my torso, (I got a 31 in inseam, so more like a gorillas body) so those locking bars can’t go over my shoulders and head and lock me in… kind of sucks, but hey, it is what it is

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