Here is a new one from Ol’ Mississippi…
Jackson police arrest 27-year-old man for murder months after body found in South Jackson
The Jackson Police Department announced Tuesday afternoon an arrest has been made in connection with the September homicide of Kasim Hassan Turner.
According to a press release, police have arrested and charged Jawonza Dixon, 27, with murder in connection to the homicide case.
Jawonza.
Aw, he kinda looks sad. I probably would be too if I was 27 and looking at life in prison but what was his mama thinking naming her li’l baby Jawonza? Like he was going to grow up to be a responsible adult, maybe an accountant?
Jawonza is Swahili for “He be a gud boi!”
He will have plenty of time to work on his social skills in the slammer
…until a (((judge))) lets him out.
Accountant? Naw, He’s prolly a partner at esteemed law firm Grinnen, Shucken and Jiven.
Nice!
Well, he doesn’t have the brain wattage to work for Dewey, Cheatham & Howe.
Jawonza sounds a little bit like someone put two words of two languages together but both of them a little mangled. Jawon could be the german word ” Jawohl” meaning YES! and za like the english word “Sir”.
But how did the mother know German?
Could she have seen certain movies? And all those movies have one thing in common: You are taught to hate Germans and Germany.
So why did she choose a german word?
Or do I interpret too much into the name?
You are giving his mama WAAAAYYYY too much credit there.
I assume its a play on Kawanza, if you look at a typewriter or keyboard the j is one over from k. She fat fingered the name Kawanza and couldn’t spell it
He’ll keep the pants low and loose in prison for easy access?
LMFAO!
What a steaming fourth world turd the Kwanstain FUSA is ran by queefy fag lawyers and Moloch worshiping Karens.
Moloch and Remphan worship is no way to be.
WWIII is gonna rock and may the Polycrisis be EPIC.
That last line probably needs to be on a t-shirt.
His mother was probably an alcoholic or addict…This guy may be badly damaged by fetal alcohol syndrome, and never had a chance..
Addict, alcoholic, and smoked like a chimney as well as probably had a hundred dicks knocking his head in and of course being a nigger he already was starting at the bottom…
Been off my game a bit of late.
A chimpanzee named Jawonza,
Who’s murderous shines will haunt cha,
The sentence given,
Life in a prison,
No weed, no gibs and no kwanzaa.
These funny negro names remind me of Shirley Q. Liquor.
Hahahaha! I have met Shirley Q (Chuck Knipp) a few times. Are you a Michael Berry Show listener?
Not to change subjects, but I wonder how old, decrepit and wealthy the new RINOcrat king in the senate will be when he one day steps aside.
Jawonza? It’s like they tried to come up with a convict name.