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If you are paying for pussy and especially if you are paying for that kind of pussy.

Two women have been charged with murdering and dismembering a man in Washington, D.C., in April, with one of them then using his severed thumb to steal money from his bank account to splurge on Uber rides, marijuana and booze, court documents and police reveal.

Tiffany Taylor Gray, 22, was arrested in Maryland earlier this month on a warrant for first-degree murder while armed for the slaying of 53-year-old Fasil Teklemariam, who was found dead inside his Washington, D.C., apartment on April 5, the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) said.

One witness said that Gray worked as a sex worker and that Gray described Teklemariam as her “sugar daddy,” although those claims have not been verified by police, an MPD spokesperson tells Fox News Digital.

Teklemariam, a married father of two, according to a GoFundMe page, was found inside his Peabody Street home with stab wounds, multiple blunt-force fractures to his head and missing his right thumb.

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“Sex Worker” Tiffany Taylor Gray below left…..

JFC. I was trying to think up a suitable example of where I would rather stick my dick than into that horror show, ranging from a sausage grinder to a belt sander, but nothing really captured the spirit. I can’t imagine a scenario, even when I was a super randy teenager, that I would consider banging that chick. Paying her for the privilege? Are you fucking kidding me? Then again, I don’t look like the “victim”, Fasil Teklemariam.

Oh. Well it kind of makes sense now but I still would choose celibacy over Tiffany Taylor Gray. Apparently she has pulled similar stunts before….

Police in Maryland were able to zone in on Taylor after a man reported being robbed at gunpoint by two suspects at her apartment. The man said he connected with Taylor via a dating app and arranged to meet her at her apartment. When he got there, the two men jumped out of the bathroom and pulled a gun on him before robbing him. 

He was forced to reveal his banking pin codes and his home was also burglarized. Investigators say that Gray has repeatedly met men online and stole from them. 

Imagine the sort of degenerate you have to be to cut off a dude’s thumb, then carry it around with you so you could unlock his phone to steal money from his bank account via Cash App. Robbing someone the old fashioned way is bad enough but using a severed thumb to do it?

Well. That entire episode further deflated my flaccid hope for humanity.

25 Comments

  1. ghostsniper

    I’m glad I’ve been married to the same woman for the past 40 years. No, it hasn’t been wall to wall gash 24/7, far from it. But I still have both thumbs and breath fresh air.

    “Wanna rob somebody? There’s an app for that!”

      • MN Steel

        That peanut-dome on the hitch-hiker looks like a phrenologist’s wet dream.

        Don’t make the mistake of looking closely because his ears are misplaced or his face looks off-center or his head is shaped like a cylinder that has been squished to one side, it’ll make you queasy.

  2. Bean Dip Tray

    Ain’t nobody hard up enough for that.
    Ain’t no pink lotus flower worth all that.
    I’ll punch the clown, burp the cobra, before coal burning.
    The replacement Esmeralda does a stripper pole routine by her hot red sports car all the time.
    Plenty of time for keep me safe with fap tribute. (s/)

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