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2 Blessed 2 B Stressed (And Sheeeit)

Ah, I needed this one today.

The teen shot by deputies early Saturday after allegedly engaging in a gunfight in downtown Augusta has been moved from the hospital to the jail.

Amazing Lee Blessed Brigham, 19, was booked into the Charles B. Webster Detention Center on Tuesday night on two counts of aggravated assault and one count of weapon possession. A mugshot of the Hephzibah teen shows him sitting in a wheelchair.

GBI officials investigating the gunfire that disrupted the final hours of First Friday say the teen was partly responsible for the chaotic gunfight. Some witnesses say they heard 100 bullets, which panicked bar patrons and led two off-duty deputies to fire their weapons at the armed suspect around 1:13 a.m. Saturday.

Meanwhile, the GBI has also arrested 23-year-old Seven Whitfield for aggravated assault and weapon possession. He identified himself on Facebook as Amazing’s brother. It’s not clear what role he played in the downtown incident.

https://theaugustapress.com/first-friday-shooting-suspect-is-moved-from-hospital-to-jail/

Amazing. Lee. Blessed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Question, if Seven Whitfield is the brother of Amazing Lee Blessed Brigham, why do they have different last names?

Never fear, he is employing the old “He dindu nuffin, he wuz a gud boi” defense.

Brigham is a 2023 graduate of Hephzibah High School and has never been arrested as an adult, according to online court records. His sister claims that her brother was not involved in the gunfight and does not own a gun. In Facebook messages to this reporter, “Coo Kie” claims that her brother was an innocent bystander and was caught up in the incident.

“Richmond County shot him and is trying to cover their a**es!” she said in a Facebook message. “It’s plenty of witnesses saying the same thing.”

Meanwhile here is a pic of the young scholar at his high school graduation.

At a minimum he owns at least one finger gun.

That really did cheer me up.

21 Comments

  1. Gryphon

    The really ‘Ironic’ thing is, these Africans-living-in-America actually Believe that the weirdly-spelled names, disdain for speaking (American) English, and all of the Ghetto Pathology’s, including random, unprovoked Violence, are ‘Authentic’ Afro-American behavior.

    • 3g4me

      The only blacks in AINO without an arrest record are the ones that haven’t been caught . . . yet. I guarantee you that every last black male over 60 “without a record” has at least a rape, robbery, or assault in his past. More and more of them are, at long last, being charged with murder because DNA is solving ‘cold’ cases. Assume they are ALL criminal.

  2. Squib

    Know why the baby mommas give them unique names?

    That way, if you want to catch one, it is imperative that unique up on them.

  3. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    Enlistee Seaman Amazing Lee Blessed Brigham would be a fine sailor on the USS Eisenhower.

    Or Private ALBB could make a nice cannon fodder in the ‘kraine.

    Youngster YT: do not serve with these retarded animals. If asked about your loyalty, go Dirty Dozen.

    As A.J. Maggott said, “Sir, do we have to eat with nigguhs?”.

  4. Bobsuruncle

    He’ll act like a typical JIT, ( Jit/Jitterbug – a loud, big-mouthed inmate who likes to gossip and cause trouble), gang affiliate and come out in ten tears worse than he is now. Just lay these shitbags down when the opportunity arises and be done with it before they get to spread black, illegitimate baby maff of +6 per on average.

  5. Hiding_Out

    And his sister’s name is Coo Kie! Ha! It never gets old. I can’t believe that at one time I thought these people should give their kids normal American names. No, no, no. These ridiculous names are great. Endlessly entertaining, and they don’t allow them to blend in to white America.

  6. Bean Dip Tray

    Bolshevik Enemedia had one about a county bus hijacking with the driver killed and random cars wrecked, high yellow it looks like and all out of bipolar meds.
    Tac H has one about Shanaynay cop who stole $140 in shoes while in uniform, it looks just like Big Mike!
    Once saw a guy dropping N bombs in the holding pen to get his own cell and I stopped drinking the hard stuff after that wild night.
    A jogger in the holding pen said they got your number as I watched them enter info into a computer and I said…ever hear of a Social Security card and state driver’s license, he was silent.
    Breaking-Odin/Wotan is a Pagan and Furor Teutonicus will return as a round of Sieg Heil got a beer hall raided by das Polizei in Germanystan.

  7. Somedood

    Looking at that photo, the only thing that goes through my mind is, “Buttwheat say ‘Oh ‘Tay! ‘”

    BTW, we had this shit handled when we owned them, then when we Jim Crowed them. Gainful employment and all that. But, nooo we got Yankee and crusade, and save the poor little dears.

  8. Harbinger

    Can’t wait until sista Coo Kie joins her bruthas-from-different-fathers in the police blotter, and some local TV news reporter tries to tell the story with a straight face.

  9. Stealth Spaniel

    It just goes on ad nauseam…they embrace every part of their ‘we built this country’ anthem by lying, cheating, stealing, and killing. (HMMM…might be a song in there.) Add their exotic names of mysticism and it all leads down the same path to the Bighouse.

  10. dirtroads

    This is near my AO. Augusta is a hot mess. Mini ATL is apt description. These stories are almost commonplace at this point. As you may guess, I don’t look for reasons to go there.

  11. Big Ruckus D

    Amazing Lee wuz Blessed
    But just like a nig, he regressed
    He got down to shootin’
    And you know darn tootin’
    That charges will never be pressed.

  12. Somedood

    That’s why I live NE of all the niggers, dirt roads. Thank God for my Appalachian roots.

    Also, our girls are Much prettier, they sing better, and they shoot a ton.

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