Of course it is food related because of course.
Maniac in a black top hat stabs 3 after food fight at NYC intersection: cops, sources
Say what? Here is the posh villain…I think he is wearing a baseball cap under his top hat maybe?

A top hat-wearing madman stabbed three men during a brutal clash over food at a major Lower East Side intersection early Wednesday, cops and sources said.
A 26-year-old man from Queens was eating on the sidewalk at the corner of Bowery and Delancey Street around 1:15 a.m. when the spiffy stranger started arguing with him, according to authorities and law enforcement sources.
The brute then stabbed him in the stomach as things turned physical, police said.
Two bystanders, 21 and 19 – both from California – tried to break it up, but the menace turned on them, too, according to cops and sources.
Food aggression strikes again. Then of course because this is what they do…
The attacker grabbed the first victim’s fanny pack, which was full of credit cards, before taking off, police said.
Guy in a top hat stabs a guy wearing a fanny pack. Shit like that doesn’t happen where I live.
Honestly, I have been hearing my entire life about how cool and hip New York City is and that people living anywhere else are lame. I have never been there, it is one of the few large cities I haven’t visited, but to me it looks like an absolute shithole full of lunatics and the people that aren’t crazed loonies are arrogant assholes.
Always remember, around black top hat wearing maniacs, never relax.
Always remember, around spiffy strangers, never relax.
Always remember, around madmen/brutes/maniacs, never relax.
Maybe just never relax period?
Dat Boyee gots a pretty mouf.
I sport my 1980s Kangol hat from time to time. Hymietown? Oh hell no.
Too stabby and kikey.