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Beware Of…Um…black Top Hat Wearing Maniacs?

Of course it is food related because of course.

Maniac in a black top hat stabs 3 after food fight at NYC intersection: cops, sources

Say what? Here is the posh villain…I think he is wearing a baseball cap under his top hat maybe?

A top hat-wearing madman stabbed three men during a brutal clash over food at a major Lower East Side intersection early Wednesday, cops and sources said.

A 26-year-old man from Queens was eating on the sidewalk at the corner of Bowery and Delancey Street around 1:15 a.m. when the spiffy stranger started arguing with him, according to authorities and law enforcement sources.

The brute then stabbed him in the stomach as things turned physical, police said.

Two bystanders, 21 and 19 – both from California – tried to break it up, but the menace turned on them, too, according to cops and sources.

Food aggression strikes again. Then of course because this is what they do…

The attacker grabbed the first victim’s fanny pack, which was full of credit cards, before taking off, police said.

Guy in a top hat stabs a guy wearing a fanny pack. Shit like that doesn’t happen where I live.

Honestly, I have been hearing my entire life about how cool and hip New York City is and that people living anywhere else are lame. I have never been there, it is one of the few large cities I haven’t visited, but to me it looks like an absolute shithole full of lunatics and the people that aren’t crazed loonies are arrogant assholes.

Always remember, around black top hat wearing maniacs, never relax.

Always remember, around spiffy strangers, never relax.

Always remember, around madmen/brutes/maniacs, never relax.

Maybe just never relax period?

21 Comments

      • Big Ruckus D

        I have, and indeed he is. For whatever reason, the image of a black dude in a top hat immediately brought to mind that weird witch doctor character from Live and Let Die. In fact, thinking about it now I’m having a difficult time picturing any other instance of a black guy in a top hat, outside or the subject of this post.

  1. BDU

    “We Jews, we are the destroyers and will remain the destroyers. Nothing you can do will meet our demands and needs. We will forever destroy because we want a world of our own.”
    — Maurice Samuel
    Jason Stratham will wear a top hat in the Hollywood adaptation of The Plumber who never flew but saved a plane flying at six million feet. He saved everyone from being turned into a lampshade!

      • Big Ruckus D

        The big thing now is private equity outfits buying up plumbing, electrical and HVAC shops all over the country, and running them as a giant scam with flat rate (what we refer to as “flat rape”) pricing and underpaid techs who are expected to generate a certain minimum dollar amount of sales per day, or they get shitcanned. This has been the emerging business model in that space for a while, and since jews are most assuredly heavily involved in the private equity firms doing this stuff, you aren’t far off.

        • Fido

          All this only works with regulatory capture. This is why most self-emloyment is expected to licensed.

          When compliance with “the law” is suicide, there *is* no law.

          You don’t need permission to work on your own stuff, or to help out a friend. We *must* stop using their money.

          • Big Ruckus D

            You’ll find no argument for me on any of that, your assessment is spot on. Regrettably, we will continue to be dogged by all of these attendant perversions of late-stage capitalism, and whatever new and even more ruinous ones they can dream up, until the crash and burn finally takes place, and wipes all of this bullshit out. After that, assuming any significant intelligent population survives on the North American land mass, the process of rebuilding any kind of functional economy again will take one hell of a long time to scale up.

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