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Butt-Pirate Barry’s Billion Dollar Bathhouse

If our Fake/Gay/Retarded clown world had a mascot it would be Barack Obama.

From his completely made-up name to his fake “wife” to the patsy sacrificial lambs offered up by the Republicans to lose gracefully to Obama and his bullshit sanitized origin story, everything about him was carefully curated to be a fabrication that was designed to be a slap in the face of heritage America.

Like the Obama Presidential portrait that looks like an especially talented middle school kid painted it with watercolors….

….it was specifically designed to not look like every other Presidential portrait. Look it’s the President and he is….sitting in a bush? In short….

There is not one single solitary aspect of Barry Soetoro, aka “Barack Hussein Obama”, that is genuine and real.

That is what makes the Upright Jawa Sandcrawler Obama Presidential Center just the perfect monument to the fake, gay and retarded Obama era.

On “Juneteenth” the Obama Presidential Center opened. That same weekend Chicago saw the usual bloodbath, an increase in shootings of precisely 100% according to Hey Jackass!, 5 killed and 16 wounded last year versus 7 killed and 35 wounded this year.

The building itself is a monstrosity. I think this might be my favorite slam…

It looks like something you would see in some authoritarian dystopian film. It cost a reported cool billion dollars and that is just fine and dandy with the same people bitching about 14 million for cleaning up the iconic Reflecting Pool seen by millions of visitors from around the world.

The Obama Stumpy Phallus? Who will go see this other than a few diehard liberal Whites and Chicago school children? Who goes to any of the Presidential Masturbatory Shrines? Does anyone visit the George H.W. Bush library?

Not to be That Guy but imagine what a billion dollars could have done for Chicago other than being dumped into one of the ugliest buildings ever built by mankind. Instead of a narcissistic monument to Himself, there are so many better uses for those funds that would actually help the inhabitants of the Obama’s “hometown” (even though they spend most of their time in their D.C. mansion or their $15 million oceanfront mansion in a 93% White neighborhood on Martha’s Vineyard…).

The reason Barry was fine with a billion dollar monstrosity is something few people will admit: Barack Obama has at least a comparable ego to Donald Trump. So what if it doesn’t do anything to help the beleaguered people in the dumpy Chicongo zip codes that are shooting galleries every weekend, he is Obama, the Chosen One!

As is the case with everything about Fake, (Literally) Gay and Retarded Barry Soetoro, the new billion dollar Presidential Library is all symbol and no substance. People still insist that Obama is the super smart guy but when you get him off script and not able to rely on a teleprompter he comes across as something of a dimwit.

At least the gun shot victims in Chicago can look up at the Obama Presidential Library while they are on the way to the hospital, I am sure it will be a great inspiration to them.

Welcome to the Woundy City, have you seen our billion dollar architectural nightmare?!

1 Comment

  1. TakeAHardLook

    I commented when “The Obamination” was being finished that its stark presence in a flat plane was reminiscent of the Ka’aba of Mecca fame. The large black mosaic portion on the top left corner is a dead ringer for the Ka’aba as well.

    Lest we forget O’sodomite’s muzzy roots.

    Word is, some contractors have not been paid–and are looking for their money (probably in all the wrong places, much like a brown gerbil “lookin’ for love” (and finding it) in the O’sodomite household).

    What odds can I get that the American Taxpayer will be on the hook for a goodly portion of the accumulated debt?

    AS, the wheels are coming off the fUSA and here’s hoping–after an obligatory/estimated 90% die-off of our current population–that we remaining can forge “a more perfect Union.”

    A Union that will not include types like O’sodomite or any like he/him/she/her/it/they/them.

    POCs need not apply.

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