Hat tip to reader Steve S6…..
Man accidentally triggered machine gun instead of power drill, striking 1-year-old girl in head: prosecutors
Now you might read that headline and have some questions, but the one question you won’t have is: I wonder what the shooter looks like….because he looks exactly as you would expect….

The man who shot and gravely wounded a 1-year-old girl inside a Chicago Lawn home over the weekend intended to pull the trigger on an electric drill but accidentally pulled the trigger on a machine gun in his other hand, unleashing a burst of bullets that struck the child in the back of the head, prosecutors said Monday.
Davaris Washington, 38, is now detained pending trial in connection with Saturday morning’s shooting that left his girlfriend’s young daughter intubated and in critical condition.
On Friday night, Washington invited the woman to his apartment and paid for her Lyft ride to his home in the 6400 block of South Mozart Street, according to a detention filing by Assistant State’s Attorney Elizabeth Dibler. The woman arrived shortly before midnight, let herself in, and sat on a living room sofa, placing the child on the floor nearby in her car seat.
Washington was in the kitchen and did not say anything while the woman scrolled on her phone, according to Dibler. A few minutes after midnight, Washington picked up a firearm with his left hand and a cordless drill with his right hand and walked into the living room.
As he approached the couch, which he was apparently in the process of repairing, Washington intended to rev the power drill in his right hand to see if it would be too loud to use with the sleeping child. Instead, he allegedly pulled the trigger of the gun, which was equipped with an auto-fire switch that allowed it to unleash multiple rounds with one trigger pull.
That single trigger pull fired three rounds, one of which struck the girl in the back of the head as she slept in her car seat. The bullet is believed to have exited near her ear because doctors did not find a projectile, Dibler said.
I am not exactly Mr. Handyman but if I were going to fix a couch using a cordless drill, I would probably not have a pistol in my other hand. In general when performing maintenance I recommend against having a firearm in your hands, even when doing maintenance in the ghetto. It is one of those basics of gun handling safety although this specific scenario wasn’t covered.
On the other hand, lest you believe his cockamamie story….
The woman picked up her daughter, realized she was bleeding from the head, and thought a bullet had come through the front window. Washington called 911 and handed her the phone, but she was panicked and gave it back. Washington then reported that the baby had been shot by an unknown assailant through the front window, Dibler said.
Chicago police arrived to find no bullet holes in the window or front shades and three .45-caliber shell casings inside the apartment. Investigators also found three bullet holes in the arm of a second couch near where the woman had been seated. The child’s car seat had two bullet holes, one in the top of the back and another on the side.
Want to bet he and the girlfriend were arguing, he got pissed and let off a few rounds to show that bitch who was in charge and hit the baby because it is hard to hang on to a Glock pistol on full auto?
Yet another consequence of low IQ and no impulse control: the inability to make up a convincing lie under pressure.

Related but off topic – I was looking up the modern vernacular “You know it” – i.e. when did it enter the language as a version of “Yes” – and I asked AI if it was from the black community. I got no answer other than the admonishment that “black” English (i.e. ebonics) is now officially known as AAVE (African American Vernacular English). I more accurately term it nogger noise – whether spoken or supposedly ‘sung,’ that’s all they do is make noise.
F*ck modern ‘merkan kultcha. Burn it all down.
“AAVE (African American Vernacular English)” is fancy talk for nigger grunting
Formerly known as ebonics, I suppose. How long do you suppose it will be until until some 2G sow of a baby momma names her sprog Ver’nacular?
Watched Sevastopol movie overnight and there is a scene where Lyudmila Pavlichenko (309 KIA) nearly misses a young girl who previously fired the troops up with kill the fascists speech during practice.
They put her story in there as a kind of female Enemy At The Gates.
LOL at the meme of children with heater in diaper and when you find out your mom is a (((Clancy))) supporter.
Blacks view children as EBT card and welfare payout.
That is a chick you don’t want to upset
Uh, a machine gun in Chicago? Isn’t that against the law? Just asking.
So is having a handgun of any sort as is a felon possessing a firearm, they never seem to worry about breaking the law
>intubated and in critical condition.
Christ. Couldn’t even get THAT right.
I can’t imagine a one year old that had a bullet pass through her brain will ever be functional
You may see me as an evil ghoul,. but
will this make a difference in black people? You know those who werent shot (till now) and those that were shot.
I need to stop reading this shit for a while. My rage level with these fucking animals has peaked…
It does wear on you
You do God’s work my friend, but it’s so black pilling and exhausting.
Erectus seems to have a congenital attachment to guns for some reason. Like they have to shoot someone to scratch that inner chimp itch.
Without guns they would just club each other to death with rocks and sticks
^^^THIS^^^. Back in the day, according to my firefighter dad, they settled it with straight razors. At least that is how fights took place at the Juke Joints on Central Avenue in LA.
“I shoots my gun, I touch my dick…”
Davaris got mad at the mother of the child because she brought the child over to his home. Davaris yelled, “bitch I donned tolt you bytch to leed dat lil hoe home! Bytch!” See Davaris was all set on getting it sucked all night and last time mom brought the little baby over it interrupted all the dick suckin. So this time he tolt her to LEED that lil hoe home and the mom brought her anyways. In a fit of rage he popped off some rounds in the general direction of the baby and well he domed her.
At sentencing the defense attorney, and mark my words, will say “Your Honor please take into consideration that Mr. Washington did pay for the Lyft ride.” That’s all the defense attorney has to work with. There will be absolutely nothing else good he can say about this guy shooting a baby in the head with a .45.
“dat” not that, but otherwise you nailed it, Ding
He seems nice
He’s a genius.