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Miraculous And Murderous Moon Cricket

One would think that given a second chance at life from the very moment of birth, you would try to make something of that second chance, but then again you aren’t a 2G.

Man whose birth recognized as ‘miracle’ by Vatican now wanted for shooting

Hoo boo….

Tyquan Johnson, a Rhode Island man whose birth in 2007 was recognized as a “miracle” by Pope Leo last year, is now wanted in connection with a double shooting, according to the Newport Police Department.

“After investigation into the double shooting that occurred on July 19, 2026, in the City of Newport, Newport Police Detectives have obtained an arrest warrant for Tyquan Johnson for felony assault with a firearm and firing in a compact area,” the Newport Police Department announced in a statement Friday.

You want to see a real miracle? Find a guy named Tyquan that isn’t a felon of some sort.

Why was Tyquan Johnson’s birth considered a “miracle”?

Johnson, who was born on Jan. 14, 2007, at the former Memorial Hospital of Rhode Island in Pawtucket, was clinically dead for more than one hour after his birth, according to The Boston Globe. Juan Sanchez-Esteban, the attending physician who is from Almería, prayed to the 18th-century priest Salvador Valera Parra for help, and Johnson started breathing again.

“The attending doctor that night called out for Father Valera’s help, who said, ‘It’s all up to you now. We’re done, we’ve done everything we can,’” Father Timothy Reilly, chancellor of the Catholic Diocese of Providence, recalled. “He went out to tell the parents that the baby was dead clinically. He came back and the gynecologist said, ‘Not so fast,’ and pulled him into the side room to tell him that the baby now had a heartbeat.”

Parra, who was declared Venerable by Pope Francis in March 2021 for living a life of heroic virtue, was beatified by Pope Leo in February following the recognition of Johnson’s birth as a medical miracle.

I put very little, and by very little I mean zero, stock in such stories but then again weird and unexplainable things do happen.

The story goes on to say he was expected to have developmental damage but “went on to have an active childhood”. Oh I bet he did. It is a testament to the brains of 2Gs that even a lack of oxygen and being clinically dead for an hour didn’t really set him apart cognitively from his fellow lack of pre-frontal cortex brethren. In an interview last summer Tyquan said….

It definitely has changed my faith a lot because I’m destined to be in this world. If God didn’t want me in this world, He would just let me die on that table. But He wanted to give me a second chance.

Clearly Tyquan thinks God have him a second chance so he could be a violent criminal. He works in mysterious ways indeed.

21 Comments

  1. JC

    This guy probably never saw the inside of a church in his life.
    The real miracle is that he didn’t actually kill anyone…yet.

  2. RF vibes

    They seem to be nearly indestructible lol. I have heard so many stories of negros surviving head shots. Their skulls must be 4 inches thick. To keep in the hot air that’s between their ears. I would avoid anyone named Tyquan with extreme prejudice.

  3. BDU

    Giving these “unique” names so we know who to avoid.
    Also color coded.
    Some say it is a miracle after two strokes and no cortex damage.
    The only thing I hope to shoot is paper targets.
    A friend manipulates the toggle at range so the target approaches.

  4. None Other

    Priests need to stop with their lying pontifications about the nigger. He wasn’t a miracle…he is a nigger…doing nigger things, so fuck him. And, also…Bob…if you show up, fuck you too you niggerloving son of a bitch.

    • LoL No

      He doesn’t pop in much but his fictional moral high ground is almost as entertaining as his imaginary superior intellect. 🙂

      • Big Ruckus D

        Seems to be a lot fewer of these shit-stirring hit and run style commenters through here these days, compared to times past. I guess the mossad budget to fund their operation has taken a hit.

          • Big Ruckus D

            So that’s where they went, eh? I was starting to think the israeli online troll fund was bouncing too many checks. I guess that would be too good to be true. Though to be honest, I’ve even kind of run out of steam for commenting so much online. I still enjoy ripping the faces off public figures who deserve it, but that’s about it. Like the SPR, my tank is getting low. Too many insults and crises from fake and ghey clown world have left me depleted.

  5. Charlie

    A NYC cop (now long retired) I know, as a rookie, was in the squad car with his partner patrolling Harlem. They witness a shooting on 125th Street, where one 2G was standing over another, with a .357 magnum revolver. They arrest him. The recipient of the bullet had an entrance wound in the middle of his forehead and an exit wound out the back. They radio homicide, when the guy’s fingers start moving. They call da amberlamps and tell homicide to meet the at Harlem Hospital. All of a sudden there’s a big commotion in the ER. The 2G gets up off the stretcher and starts tearing off the bandages on his head and walks out the door. The ER physician tells the cops to stop him, but they tell the ER doc that they can’t because he didn’t commit a crime. The ER doc shakes his head, and says “you can’t kill shit!” Homicide then arrives, and chewed out my friend and his partner for disturbing their poker game. The bullet apparently hit the sloped portion of the negroid skull, deflected upward, travelled under the scalp, and exited just under the skull Un the back of the head. The Negro must’ve had an inch of skull where the frontal cortex should have been.

  6. Simon

    Distraught man, 65, is shot in the head after confronting two men who’d just run over his cat

    Apparently this way in Kansas City

      • Lineman

        You have to wonder what it would take in deaths for the GDP to wake up to the fact they are being genocided…Then to be honest what good would it do for them when it has the affect of just black pilling those that have woken up…

  7. Lineman

    Saw this today and thought man a nigger would never even have a thought this deep let alone understand it…
    German proverb of the day: ‘A fence lasts 3 years, a dog lasts 3 fences, a horse lasts 3 dogs, and a man lasts 3 horses’; life lessons on how our time on earth is temporary and how we should practice gratitude from an old saying

  8. LargeMarge

    “…he was expected to have developmental damage but “went on to have an active childhood”. Oh I bet he did. It is a testament to the brains of 2Gs that even a lack of oxygen and being clinically dead for an hour didn’t really set him apart cognitively from his fellow lack of pre-frontal cortex brethren…”
    .
    The deceased brown is as stunningly inventive as their undead siblings?
    Well, that explains it.

    • Big Ruckus D

      They’ll investigate this one for real. Only the anointed jews of the federal reserve are granted the right to destroy the currency by way of unbacked emission. They sho ‘nuf won’t let some crafty nig with a fancy (and undoubtedly stolen) dye sublimation printer elbow in on their game.

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