I would like to buy a vowel…

Shckronnych Ladestynni Copeland. Yes, really. A svelte 5’5” and 280 but she still doesn’t have enough back fat to tattoo her whole name. Maybe she is Welsh?
Also shockingly not her first time in jail, most recently in February of this year….solid comments on the post by the way.

I liked the comment made by one cheeky fellow, good thing she wasn’t killed by cops. Can you imagine the dozen protestors trying to chant “Justice for…uh…Shckronnych!”.
280? Have a salad smiley, back away from the buffet.
I better go for a heel & toe.
I think that is a generous weight listing.
Well, even in my arthritic old age, I betcha I could at least outrun her!
If you can make it more than 10 steps she would likely drop dead when her heart explodes
I can’t believe she was never able to steal enough money to get her name changed.
I’ll bet she’s been PISSTAWF all her life over that.
Fat ugly and with a stupid name, she has a lot of chips on her broad shoulders (and in her tummy)
I would really like to know what went through her mothers head when she chose the name.
I suspect not much or nothing at all.
But where do those 2Gs get the ideas for their names?
Was out for a walk with my baby in an old fashioned baby carriage. A pair walked up to me, one preggo, fascinated with the label on the side of the carriage. Ignored the infant, just kept mouthing the word over and over.
Somewhere in ohio, there is a kid named Inglesina.
You can tell when they name their kid after something word they see while pregnant
Imagine all of the school teachers reading the class roster the first day and coming across that
I mean, only classy women have throat tats, right?