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You Can’t Spell Chuck E. Cheese Without 2Gs

I am pretty sure I was at this Chuck E. Cheese on Monroe Street in Toledo when my oldest kids were just little, so we are talking in the 90s and it was a crappy dump back then. It clearly isn’t any better…

Again with the food aggression, not sure what kicked it off but adding more than zero subs to an environment with crappy food is sure to kick off shenanigans!

As soon as I saw the headlines the alarm started flashing.

19 Comments

  1. Leo

    “HE HIT MAH SUN!!!” It’s nice to see Dads with they keeds. We certainly don’t see that very much wif DAT communitay….And Dad, it’s OK. Yo little junior felon will assault, rob, and/or shoot a white kid before he’s out of middle school- which is probably as far as he’ll go. Even Steven.

    Why are white humans still going to places where apes congregate?

    • Mike_C

      >Dads with they keeds.

      You misspelled “wif”.

      Daz wif dey keez. (Though keeds may be an acceptable variant. Must check the document “Pidgin for Violent Retards, En Shid” for definititive guidance.

  2. MikeS

    Great, a female PO to stand around, flap her arms, and call for real policemen to come deal with things.
    DEI in action. She’ll be a command officer in no time.

  3. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    I love chimpouts at the Cheese. We had an epic one go down in Bromont (Beaumont) Texas about 5 years ago.

    Weaves snatched and thrown in the air, dey nails got deskroyed and poo flung in all directions.

  4. Johnny Paytoilet

    It was never like this when I was growing up. That was the late 1950’s by the way. Anyway, there was a real good pizzeria in the neighborhood. You could actually take your kids there without incident. Had a jukebox, too.

  5. LoL No

    On the upside, I woke today to discover the racepimp “reverend” jesse jackson finally had the common decency to drop dead. Best Tuesday EVER.

    • Big Ruckus D

      Bwahaha, here I was thinking nearly the exact same while watching the quality cinematography. I guess I can excuse it, the person taking the video was probably scared shitless they would end up in the line of fire, knowing how accurate 2G’s are in their aim. I’d probably be lacking focus on the camera too, trying to get myself to safe distance ASAP.

  6. Bob

    Went to a kids party there many years ago & had to leave because the music was so loud & the chimp manager wouldn’t turn it down. Probably for the best.

  7. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    “The beatings will continue until morale improves!” How about: “The shootings will continue until the white sheeple wise up!” On Breitbart today (02/17) was a story about a young white woman in a Starbucks Drive-thru in St. Louis who got capped and robbed by a serial Negro felon. There is a worn-out phrase from my time as a Peace Officer: “If you look like food, you will be eaten.” Why, oh why must these clueless Whites, Asians, and even Hispanics put themselves in such situations? I guess their parents have not really educated them on the colored people. Sad.

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