I’ve said it before, if blacks had anything close to an average IQ we would have a far more serious crime problem in America.
Man who got locked inside van during attempted burglary in Hialeah appears before a judge
It is every bit as hilarious as the headline sounds….
A man who was captured on camera making a failed burglary attempt in Hialeah appeared before a judge, Thursday.
Dean Young, 26, stood before Miami-Dade Circuit Court Judge Victoria S. Sigler after being charged with attempted burglary and criminal mischief.
According to the police report, Young allegedly parked his gray Hyundai next to a landscaper’s van that was working outside of a home near East 19th Street, Wednesday afternoon.
Ring camera video from the homeowner, Nercy Toldeo, captured the moment the would-be burglar snuck into the back of the van, where he soon found out he wouldn’t be going anywhere.
“Get out of the car,” Toledo is heard shouting at Young from her front porch.
“I can’t, I’m stuck,” Young said.
Young found himself stuck and out of luck inside the work vehicle after his alleged plan to steal lawn equipment backfired and left him locked up in the van.
The incident reportedly happened in broad daylight on Tuesday afternoon.
“Gets into his truck, tries to steal his stuff, but unfortunately, the gentleman got locked in,” said Toledo.
Toledo told 7News the landscaper simply locked his vehicle, derailing the criminal mastermind’s fragile plan.
“The owner of the truck went to lock his vehicle, but that lock locks all the doors, even in the back, so what happened is he locked him in,” she said.
After realizing his poorly constructed plan fell apart, Young allegedly began to panic, kicking the doors and screaming for help. He even asked that they don’t call 911.
“He starts yelling, ‘I can’t breathe’ and ‘Don’t call police,’” the landscaper told 7News in Spanish.
Unless there was a barrier of some sort, he could have just gone up to the front of the van and gone out of the driver’s door. Instead he broke out the George Floyd “I can’t breathe” shtick.
There seems to be a pattern here….
According to court records, Young was out on bond for allegedly stealing a lawn edger and weed-whacker in 2023.
He apparently isn’t having great luck with stealing landscaping equipment. Perhaps he should try something else?
Getting back to my post from yesterday, Make Eugenics Great Again, I have to ask the obvious question: At 26 this guy is making a living by failing to steal landscaping equipment. He’s 26 so there is no upside potential. This guy is living his best life right now and that means getting locked into vans while trying to steal from them. It only goes downhill from here.
What possible rational reason is there for not taking this guy out back and putting a bullet in his head? He is going to spend the next three or four decades committing petty larceny, getting arrested and going in and out of jail unless the next van owner caps him. There is no plausible scenario where he doesn’t end up a permanent dependent of the state, either on welfare or in prison, not to mention the victims of the crimes he is committing.
It won’t happen of course but hopefully there will come a day when a judge will say “take him out back boys”, slam down the gavel and that will be that.
“The only people that get caught are nigger stick-up men. Because they fall asleep in the getaway car.”
Henry Hill
Where is Judge Roy Bean when you need him?
“Hang ‘Em High. Next.”
I suspect its a sprinter van, very popular with trades. They have a perforated metal wall behind the seats that allows air flow but in an emergency any gear launched in a sudden stop cant fly forward at the driver.
But they do have a pull knob to unlock / open them if you do get stuck in the back.
So he’s probably an un-observant,, low iq, inbred with poor impulse control and violent tendancies.
Maybe judges will say you can go bomb bomb Iran instead of jail?
Doubtful if this Potemkin Satanic abomination has the stones for that.
Landscape equipment is the big payoff?
It can be used for work today paid today.
Meh, forced conscription as a sentence would just be a repeat of McNamara’s Morons. Now, I don’t have a problem with pieces of shit like this getting blown away in combat, but assuming one would want actually capable troops to conduct an operation, guys like this aren’t going to cut it.
Besides, we’d be wasting money paying for training, gear and transport to get him to the front line. Better to just do a prompt execution right here on the home front and be done with it. These fuckers have cost us far too much already. Part of the point is to demonstrate clearly how worthless these idiots are, by expending the minimal needed amount of effort and cost on getting rid of them.
Absolutely 100% correct. A complete waste of resources, valuable time and money.
But if we were going to do it, we could revive that slug McNamara‘s Project 100,000. This time, let’s do Project 100 million.
That should burn off the invaders and the unfit among us. Don’t bother with a lot of training and expensive outfitting.
It would be fun to watch Detroilet and Chicongo niggers trying to shoot at drones with a sideways-held 9 milly somewhere in eastern Ukraine.
I do know this. The average Ruskie is a nigger hatin’ motherfucker and all of our mutual problems would go away quickly.
They’d make great first wave bullet sponges. Beyond that I’d advise not intermingling them with actual troops on any real meaningful missions.
When I see a face like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBD0XDrKlI
What’s a nigger going to do with a stolen weed whacker and a lawn edger? Start his own landscaping ‘bidness’?
You forgot one word, Arthur :
“Take him out back, boys.”
(Gavel slams down.)
“ NEXT ! “
My exwife used to eliminate cockroaches in RV s by partially opening a hatch and sticking a shop vac. nozzle onto the end of a 11/2 inch hose attached to a Honda generator
The nozzle goes in the hatch with duct tape sealing up the remaining open space. You then run the generator for a few hours..
All cockroaches dead… I wonder how this would video in this instance.
I was sympathetic with the landscaper until i read “… the landscaper told 7News in Spanish.”
…and there it is.
In Hialeah, it’s surprising there are any non spanish names involved. I think the judge is a bagel. She doesn’t live in Hialeah either, I would bet anything.
I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a vehicle that doesn’t open from the inside. So this guy would have to be even dumber than dumb. Close to vegetative.
A fantastic plan . . . for garden tools. It’s like he could just get a job and make money and buy gardening tools, but that’s too convoluted.
Bullet to the head, Russian style. Great minds think alike!
He was compelled to abscond with the landscaping-equipment in order to destroy his competition. All representations of farming-equipment make him feel envious and obsolete.
For every 1 failure the average criminal will have 30 successes.
He sells the landscape tools to pawnshops.
He can sell them on FB Marketplace with the added benefit of robbing the potential buyer.
It’s a criminal’s world out there right now, with so many stupid people running around trying to be victimized.
Toledo, the ring camera (Karen maybe?) homeowner & witness described the perp as gentleman; wrong, ner’do well? Prolly but NOT gentleman because, by definition, gentlemen do NOT lie, cheat and/or steal.