It’s Super Bowl Sunday and we are also a few days into the Winter Olympics with the endless updates of some random person winning a medal at some random event I have never heard of, so this seems like a good time for a sports story to remind us of the nobility of the athletes we love to cheer for!
Former Jets first-round pick Darron Lee charged with murder in girlfriend’s death
Former New York Jets first-round draft pick Darron Lee was arrested in Tennessee and charged with murder in the death of his girlfriend earlier this week, according to police.
Lee, 31, was arrested by the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office Thursday and charged with first-degree murder and tampering with or fabricating evidence, according to online records. He is being held without bond and is due back in court Wednesday.
If the name Darron didn’t give it away, he is a 2G…
As a former NFL linebacker he is of course a bigger guy, listed at 6’1” and 232 lbs which really isn’t that big for a linebacker and he hasn’t played for several seasons but still he is clearly a real tough guy that killed a woman. It sounds like he tried the old “she fell in the shower” trick but the cops were too clever to fall for that devious ploy.
Hamilton County sheriff’s deputies responded Thursday to a residence on Snow Cone Way after a report of CPR in progress. First responders found a female victim inside the home and attempted life-saving measures, but she succumbed to her injuries. An affidavit details severe trauma: a suspected stab wound to the abdomen, severe bruising to her head and eyes, bruises on her arms and torso, and what appeared to be a human bite mark on her shoulder.
Lee, 31, was at the scene and identified as the victim’s boyfriend. He told deputies he found her unconscious on the couch and believed she may have fallen in the shower. Investigators noted inconsistencies, including blood spatter on walls and flooring in multiple areas, broken glass in the kitchen, and signs that blood had been cleaned up in parts of the home, with cleaning supplies left in unusual places. Lee sustained injuries consistent with a physical struggle, including wounds to his face, hands, and chest. Authorities also reported finding alcohol, narcotics, and a firearm in the residence.
Damn, that excuse didn’t work? The cops must be racist and sheeiit.
It is maybe a tough sell that she “fell in the shower” when you stab her and then bite her. With a little imagination you can imagine him in a mindless rage beating, stabbing and biting this woman. Even a rabid dog would show more restraint.
In the least surprising plot twist in modern history, the dead girl has been identified as one Gabriella Perpetuo….
Not really White but I will still give her an honorary toll paid….
If only she had some warning, like a lengthy track record of Darron being a violent thug….
Ex-NFL Darron Lee’s Violent History Before Arrest For Murdering Girlfriend
Oh, oops! I am sure it wasn’t that bad, right? From 2023….
Ex-NFL 1st-Round Pick Darron Lee Allegedly Attacked Mom, Child’s Mom … Arrested & Charged
Um……
Former Ohio State star Darron Lee — who was picked by the Jets in the first round of the 2016 NFL Draft — was arrested Monday … after he was accused of beating the hell out of both his mom and the mother of his child.
The disturbing allegations are all spelled out in court documents, obtained by TMZ Sports.
According to the docs, police were called out to a residence in Dublin, Ohio at around 5:30 PM on Monday after the mother of Lee’s 2-year-old son, Lindsey McGlone, said Lee had attacked his mom, Candice Lee, at the home.
McGlone claimed she was downstairs in the kitchen when she heard Candice yelling at the top of the stairs. She said when she ran up, she saw Candice “lying on her back with Mr. Lee overtop of her with a raised fist.”
In the docs, cops say Candice told them she had shown up to the residence after McGlone told her she wasn’t feeling safe around Darron. According to cops, Candice said she went upstairs, found Darron lying on the floor of a bedroom, and told him he needed to leave.
That’s when she claims the former football player snapped, began yelling at her, and then grabbed her by her shirt and pushed her into a wall twice. Candice said Darron then threw her to the ground and punched her in the face and the back of her head repeatedly. She claimed Darron also pulled her hair. She said it was all broken up when McGlone ran upstairs and pulled Darron off of her.
I thought black boys all loved dey mama? I am guessing Lindsey McGlone is a White chick, there is an Instagram of a White girl with that name with lots of pictures of her with a little mulatto boy like this one where he is wearing an Ohio State jersey….
She got lucky and only ended up a single mom rather than dead. She could have married a decent White guy and raised a home full of beautiful White kids, instead she got knocked up by a violent subhuman who was already on his way out of the league and now is going to spend the rest of his miserable life in prison. Lindsey is forever tainted and no decent White man will want her so as her looks rapidly fade she is looking at a long life as a single mom.
These girls think they can latch onto some famous 2G and live the easy life and all too often it ends up with them being single, abused or dead.
They don’t call it the National Felons League for nuttin’!
Yet another reason to ignore sportsball
TN loves mudsharking almost as much as bass fishin.
It does seem to be awfully popular down there
Toll… Paid. Lesson? Un-learned. Not my circus, not my chimp.
If he walks on these charges it won’t be long until the next dumb White girl decides she can fix him
Apparently, being a mudshark carries a high risk of being retired to a state of perpetuo slumber, well before reaching the age of 40. I wonder if she was asked, upon arriving in the afterlife, if getting banged out by a moronic thug was worth the vagina tingles it gave her. Given her obvious lack of good judgement, she probably answered into the affirmative. The father couldn’t be reached for comment.
And nothing of value was lost.
The really ugly part is seeing them when they are middle aged, fat and dumpy with their sullen mulatto teens that rightfully resent being forced to live between two worlds that don’t want them, trying desperately to seem hip and urban cool as frump White single moms.
Yeah, have seen a few around that perfectly fit that description.
Let us not be hasty in our judgment. I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for our coalburner’s passing.
From the article:
“An affidavit details severe trauma: a suspected stab wound to the abdomen, severe bruising to her head and eyes, bruises on her arms and torso, and what appeared to be a human bite mark on her shoulder.”
My own wife (and her hot sister, to tell the whole truth) often get “banged up” in my shower, trip & fall (it’s wet in there, right?) and (from time to time) even get ‘stabbed’ by sharp items that may be lying about in my home (I don’t always have time to clean and put away my knife collection, see)?
And who hasn’t given that special someone a love bite (and even a love tap or two) while frolicking in the shower (or chasing she and her hot sister around the home while buckass naked)?
See where I’m going with this? In my very own family, I could easily be blamed for the same set of traumas, all delivered harmlessly and lovingly to my wife’s (and her hot sister’s) bodacious bodies. No harm intended!
So, don’t be so quick to judge our fine ex-NFL person of color. Why, allow him enough conference time with his attorney and he’ll come up with the correct explanation:
“Ossifer, she called me da “N” word, an’ I done loss tit.”
Happens all the time, I keep leaving wooden crates full of butcher knives laying around like a Bugs Bunny cartoon and then comedically tripping into them. All good clean fun!
ENWARD!.
These memes still have me laughing and pissing my shorts. I’ve shared them with my comrades.
I have a nice collection I’ve been sitting on for the right moment
And that right moment arrived! Well done!
I use to watch the NFL. That was when Schlitz Beer, Marlboro Cigarettes, Remington Rifles & International Harvester pickup trucks were advertisers. International Harvester stopped making pickups in the mid 1960’s.
I frequent a website called EKO. There was a very interesting and documented piece posted on Sunday titled WHO IS PAYING BAD BUNNY? It is worth a read.
Link?
https://ekolovesyou.com/p/who-paid-for-bad-bunny
danke
“Explain the bruising.”
“Fell in the shower.”
“And explain the stab wounds?”
“Fell in the shower.”
A true criminal genius.