Came across this story and told my wife before I clicked that it was plain as day who it would be:
IMPD: Man arrested for armed robbery over catfish takeout meal on near east side
Let’s see…
- Argument over fried catfish
- Said argument led to gunfire
- Happened on the East side of Indy
Sho nuff.
A 30-year-old has been arrested after an argument over a takeout meal reportedly led to shots being fired on the near east side of Indianapolis earlier this month.
According to a news release from the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, Davante Payne was arrested on the following preliminary charges:
- Armed robbery
- Kidnapping
- Possession of a firearm by a serious violent felon
- Criminal recklessness
Davante you say? There was no way the story wasn’t going to feature a 2G. Look at this photo and tell me this guy isn’t high af.
It just gets funnier….
Detectives learned that a victim had been in an argument with his roommate, later identified as Payne, over a takeout meal. Payne reportedly assaulted his roommate with a mini baseball bat and fired a shot in his direction.
Court documents state that the two had gotten into a dispute over a leftover catfish and French fry meal. Payne reportedly said that the roommate owed him $10 for the meal, but the roommate stated “it was not worth $10 (and) that he would pay him $3.”
Payne reportedly kicked the roommate on the left side of the head “like he was punting a football.” The roommate also said that Payne hit him on the left side of his head and his shoulder with a miniature baseball bat, which ultimately broke the bat. Payne allegedly fired one shot in the roommate’s bedroom as well.
At one point, the release said Payne reportedly took the roommate’s cell phone and keys. By using GPS monitoring, officers located Payne riding a bicycle and officials stated he appeared to have a handgun in his coat pocket.
Mofo, it wasn’t even fresh catfish, it was leftover and leftover fish is nasty as hell. Davante got himself tased and as he was already on probation for prior crimes including possession of a firearm by a serious violent felon he is looking at a long stretch in the slammer.
I wonder if they serve catfish in the state pen?
Probably do less than a year.
They have no concept of the difference between important and trivial. Like 5 year olds. And so they wind up in stir for the most idiotic reasons. These ppl are too dumb to live.
If we didn’t feed them they would die off in great numbers but instead of working towards not feeding them we just bitch and moan about it and keep doing it…
That is exactly right. Stop the gravy train here and abroad and their population will eventually match their ability to produce.
Lineman,
If we didn’t feed them, they would, in serious number, appear at your house.
Pigs need to eat something…
Say when.
ha ha. I get a kick out of reading about folks “showing up at your house”. Just fuckin’ kill themselves at home, I have enough to do. Having them “show up” at Lineman’s house? I’ll set up bleachers and sell tickets…
Hole it – he din git the special tata sauce. Dat why he mad. He usalee cut ya but now he pull a gat.
Why u hold a pew pew if u ain gone use it?
Not to make light, but if it been some leftover wings, pretty sure someone woulda died.
Or a chicken leg from KFC…
Haha.
Leftover catfish?! If you’ve ever seen how niggers live, you know it probably came with a side of live roaches. I wont even order food if I see a nigger cooking or waitin tables in a restaurant. Dick-grabbin, ass-pickin scumbags.
Again…all I got is…Fuckin Niggers
Could you imagine going before a judge on this.
The Kenyan Fundamentally Transformed.
Into a fourth world banana republic.
Any society that elevates a destroyer to demigod status deserves what it gets.
You didn’t vote for it but know family members who did?
Welcome to democracy, comrade.
Going before a judge on something like shooting your roomy over leftover catfish, as a White Male in this day and age? No. Probably get you the firing squad right out in the street in front of the courthouse.
As an oppressed, turning-his-life-around-American, it’d be.a walk in the park
(pretty sure I’m in the running for winning the internets today with “turning-his-life-around-American”. Still chuckling about it.)
Just when you think, “It CAN’T get any more nigger than this…..”
There really is no bottom.
It’s on the down low.
“They” are always admonishing we rational humans that “stereotypes are unfair and inaccurate.”
Yet, a brief perusal of this website alone would cause a five year-old to recognize the pattern, clear as day.
Niggers. Always fkn niggers. Deys be gwine on wit da same sheeitt ever’ dayam time, knowwhaddi’msayin to y’all?
Low IQ. Bred for savagery. Zero restraint. Plus the new (Leftard/commie-generated) belief that “We Wuz Kangz & Sheeit”
Our country suffers greatly under the cumulated burden of the nigger presence.
It’s all so tiresome.
Fighting over catfish? Now if it was something good like Mahi mahi or a nice hunk of Blackened Redfish that would be worth fighting over.
Arthur, was my comment about sportsball yesterday too offensive?
I am waaaaay behind on moderating comments, working on it now
So did the roommate pay him the $3? Because that’s the difference between having assaulted him over a matter of $7, or $10. And that’s an important distinction in justifying his actions, is it not?
I’m guessing that it was the “principle” of the thing.
Nogs act on their principles, do they not?
sarc/off
You need bingo cards. I did not have catfish. Dang.
Brah din git his tata soce. Dat why he pull da gat. Why you got a pew pew if you ain gonna shewt it?
You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can never take the jungle out of a nigger.