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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do….

….or is it?

Not if you are a 2G it isn’t. Just kill dat bitch!

It is kinda stunning that a good lookin’ buck like that guy would have a girlfriend in the first place. Give him credit for volume if not efficiency….

On June 29, 2024, (Ivori) Harris’ body was found inside her own vehicle on Wilson Road in West Memphis – a medium-sized city located along the Arkansas-Tennessee border and immediately west of the larger Volunteer State city which gives the Natural State city its namesake.

Wardlow fired 117 shots into Harris’ vehicle, causing the victim to crash into a home – and nearly killing the man who lived inside, according to the West Memphis Police Department.

Authorities would soon learn that Wardlow and Harris had been in a tumultuous six-year relationship that was characterized by “domestic violence, stalking, and threats of harm,” according to a police report obtained by Memphis-based ABC affiliate WATN.

He was sentenced to 4 consecutive life sentences and then an extra 830 years in prison just for good measure. That ought to do it. This is Ivori, and yes that is how it was spelled.

I am wondering how he got off 117 shots. Assuming he was using a handgun you can get a Magpul 50 round 9mm drum for Glocks, but even if he was shooting with both hands he would have to reload. Magpul also makes a 60 round drum for ARs but you really can’t fire two of those at a time, I mean you can but come on. It sounds like he reloaded at least once and more likely more than once. Either that or he had some sort of belt-fed machine gun?

Guess if you are going to kill someone, and you have sent a series of threatening text messages so it will be easy to figure out whodunit, then you might as well burn through your ammo supply. Dude is looking at possible parole some time in the year 2200 so he might as well get comfy.

21 Comments

  1. TakeAHardLook

    According to “USAFacts.org,” TN spends $37,033 per inmate per year.

    Figure that our homicidal homie, above, is safer in prison than on the streets of his fair city; he (now age 26) could live another 50 years.

    That’s (conservatively) $1,851,650 to cater to the needs of one asshole for one lifetime. Thanks be to God that he won’t live longer than that.

    The rough cost of a 230gn .45 ACP round is ~ “fitty cent.”

    Dang! The math always tells the story.

    • Skyler the Weird

      The Shelby County Jail in Memphis is known as the Glamour Slammer. Prisoners are not required to work and can sit around all day watching TV, lifting weights, or goofing off. They are not required to work at the Penal Farm in the hot sun unless they want to.

  2. Texas Dan

    More stunning than the story, Neil Sedaka isn’t in the Rock Hall of Fame, showing just how stupid that place is. By the way, The Beastie Blys are.

    • Big Ruckus D

      Fuck the RNRHOF, it’s a scam. People need to stop imparting legitimacy on the place, as it’s no real honor to be in it. There’s a video on YouTube of Steve Miller describing the experience of being inducted, and it’s a load of bullshit. Most of the attention they get is over who isn’t in it, which is why they keep delaying the induction of well known bands and performers; were it not for that “controversy” nobody would talk about the place at all.

  3. Filthie

    Couple points of order fellas.

    First – that intro toon! Thumbs down, flagged for censorship and moderation, unfriended and complaints lodged with the police! That toon sucked 70 years ago and age has NOT improved it!!!

    HARRRUMMPFPFPHHHFFF! 😡

    Beyond that… I’m seeing a suspicious discrepancy. Can you see it? I bet I can explain what happened:

    I’m no connoisseur of boon flesh…but making allowances for tastes, cultural biases, and other statistical fliers … I’d rate that one at a conservative 6. Allowing for chivalry and good sportsmanship … 7? 7.5, tops?

    Our boy here… what’s he on the male primate desirability scale…? Half that?

    I posit that the Law Of The Jungle – even allowing for Unnatural Selection – actively discourages disparate pairings like this. I’m almost certain that the boon went out seeking a higher order male in her own social echelon and most likely found several. Our spurned male undoubtedly lost his mud and chimped.

    Justifiable homo-cide, give the monkey a banana and let him out!!! Not because it’s the right thing to do – but because blacks that shoot other blacks should get medals.
    😊👍

    Ughhhh… I think I picked up an ear worm… 🎵 gabba gabba weebeejabba!!! Breaking up is harrrrd to doooooo…. 🎶

    😭 grooooannn…

  4. Big Ruckus D

    117 shots? What in the two cats fucking inside a tied off burlap sack is that? Guess he wanted to be sure.

    🎶 Eboni and Ivori, got his gun and done killed her dead, you see. Now he’s sentenced to a millennium in a state penitentiary, what a violent two gee he be! 🎵

      • TakeAHardLook

        In Florida some years back a perp shot a deputy; the sheriff and his men caught up with the guy and in the ensuing gunfight they fired, IIRC, about 150 rounds into his body.

        A Leftard reporter asked the sheriff (sarcastically) “Why didn’t you shoot even MORE bullets at the guy?”

        Sheriff: “‘Cause we ran outta ammo.”

        • Big Ruckus D

          I’ve heard that story somewhere before. Keeping in mind that there were multiple cops shooting at the perp in that scenario. In this present case, 117 rounds discharged by one guy with (presumably) one gun. That he had a sufficient ammo supply laid in to reload multiple times is also notable, and goes to intent.

  5. Laughing Gator

    Years ago I was a member of a shooting club and we had the members range and 2 small public ranges.
    I remember one time I asked one of the owners why they had 2 public ranges and why they were small like 1 lane each ?
    He said watch this as 2 2G gang bangers came in and went on the public range. You could watch them behind the glass and OMFG !!
    They turned their guns sideways like “gangstas” and just sprayed down the range and barely hit the damn target !!

    If I’d been in a lane next to them, I’d of freaked out and the owner looked at me and said “that’s why we designed it that way”.

    Today, those idiots mostly have switches on their Glocks and just spray and pray. They DGAF who they hit.

  6. Simon

    And he will be viable for parole in 2200? That is only 175 years away. Given a sentence of life plus 830 years, that is relatively early.

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