Forget Basketball-Americans. Forget Joggers. Even forget 2Gs. Now we have….
Crocheting-Prodigy-Americans or CPAs for short.
Crocheting prodigy celebrated on ‘GMA’ now accused of child sex abuse, false imprisonment
A crocheting prodigy who was once celebrated on “Good Morning America” has been busted for allegedly having sex with a child, according to authorities.
Jonah Larson, 17, was arrested Wednesday for allegedly having sex with someone under 16 with the use of force and for false imprisonment, according to online jail records, the La Crosse Tribune reported without further detail on exactly what he is accused of.
Larson captured national attention at age 15 when he amassed over 386,000 Instagram followers on an account for his crocheting business, “Jonah’s Hands,” according to a “Good Morning America” feature hailing him as a prodigy and a rising philanthropist.
He began learning the craft at just five years old by watching YouTube videos, according to the feature.
The teen’s business supports education initiatives in Ethiopia, where he was born, the outlet reported.
Didn’t take him long to go from Crocheting Prodigy to Yet Another Immigrant Sexual Deviant. Having sex with someone under 16 “with the use of force and for false imprisonment” sounds a lot like rape to me but they couch it in legalese for whatever reason. Here is our sweet little Crocheting Prodigy.
The media desperately pushes stories like the original: look at this young black boy from Ethiopia doing something sweet and harmless! See, they aren’t all future violent felons!
The problems in the African community are biological. This kid just a few years ago seemed to be the toast of the town, appearing on Good Morning America next to former Clinton crony George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts and Michael Strahan. During the episode they panned over to his adoptive mom Jennifer Larson….
I figured when it said he was born in Ethiopia and he had a name like Jonah Larson that he was likely adopted by some do-gooder White people and sure enough. This kid won the lottery in life, leaving an Ethiopian orphanage and being adopted by what appears to be a nice White family in America but as is so often the case with black children adopted by Whites, it eventually imploded and he returned to type.
Not every or even necessarily most African children adopted from Haiti or Ethiopia or wherever turn out this way but a lot seem to. Trying to “rescue” an African kid from some orphanage funded by different White do-gooders isn’t like getting a puppy from an animal rescue group. Now the rest of us have to pay for this kid while he is in prison and if he is raping/molesting children already, what will he be like after a few years in the joint? I am sure he will be popular when it is discovered he is famous for crocheting scarves.
Being well meaning doesn’t beat biology.
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen the words crochet and prodigy put together. Seems kind of like calling someone a car waxing prodigy.
And attached to a boy no less. Was his victim male?
So, a white kid wasn’t available for adoption? I guess virtue signaling is more important?
When Amy Barrett showed up at the White House to accept the Supreme Court nomination with a 2G adopted kid, I knew we were screwed again by Trumpy.
Speaker Mike Johnson as well.
Strangely, the “adopted” kid doesn’t appear in more recent family photos since the anti BLM backlash started.
Cuck cuck cuckery as far as the eye can see…
So the Larsons’ adopted designer Obama baby didn’t turn out the way they wanted, eh?
Being well meaning doesn’t beat biology.
The scorpion killed the frog
Why did you sting me?
It’s My Nature
La Crosse. As in La Crosse Wisconsin? I live in Wisconsin. Oh, the humanity!
All those adopt-a-boon cunts have the same dour-faced expressions and forced smiles. Their husbands – if they have any – always look like beta boy do-rights. Disgusting traitors! May their obtuse virtue-signaling come back to haunt every one of them!!
The Whites who enable this lunacy are race traitors and are diluting the most productive race ever to have populated Earth.
But their ‘feel good’ virtue signaling is SO MUCH MORE important to them than the survival of White people.