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At Least They Won’t Have Far To Drive

Well now that one got my attention.

Allow me to share this delightful tale of brotherly love, impulse control and friendly competition….

A family was preparing to lower the casket of their 10-year-old into the ground when the solemn ceremony was interrupted by shots fired. What was shocking was not only the incident itself but the revelation of who the shooter was: the funeral director.

The Prince George’s County State’s Attorney’s Office says the incident happened in June 2023 at the Washington National Cemetery in Suitland, Md. Officials said 50-year-old Wilson Wesley Chavis was conducting the funeral services for a child. The burial was held for 10-year-old Arianna Davis who was shot while in a vehicle with her family on Mother’s Day. She died days later.

During her burial, police say Chavis got into an argument with some attendees who were there to give condolences but worked for another funeral home, via WTOP. While it’s unclear exactly where the disagreement came from, Prince George’s County police discovered Chavis had long-standing beef with these competing funeral home employees. Then, things escalated for the worst.

Police say Chavis shoved the pastor presiding over the service saying, “This ain’t your f—-ng funeral home,” WTOP reports. Attendees then began intervening to break up the fight. According to WUSA9’s report, Chavis pulled out a gun and began firing at random. Of the few shots, one grazed a woman but another fatally struck 30-year-old Ronald Banks, the pallbearer to Arianna’s casket. According to CBS News, Banks died at the hospital while the woman survived her injuries.

Chavis fled the scene but police caught him at a traffic stop, the report says.

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Who knew that funeral homes had beefs with other funeral homes?

The 10 year old girl, Arianna Davis, was apparently shot during the crossfire between two groups. Her family was just in the wrong place at the wrong time around the wrong people, ironically almost certainly her own people that don’t care about black lives as much as White liberals. Then her family was at the wrong place at the wrong time again, this time at her own funeral, attended by most likely an all-black audience and even at the funeral of a 10 year old they couldn’t behave like human beings long enough to get the girl in the ground.

I should really mention the apparent lack of impulse control among blacks, I am starting to see a pattern repeating here and there. Perhaps I could throw in a bit about how funerals/celebrations of life seem to attract gunfire from blacks.

On the bright side, the guy shot and killed despite not being involved in the altercation is already at the cemetery. That should save on transportation costs.

6 Comments

  1. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    You can always count on niggers to put the “fun” in funeral.

    It would be a hoot to own and operate a nigger funeral home. Imagine the scams you could pull.

    • Mark

      I remember a case a while back where a funeral home got caught with a bunch of bodies in a storage shed that were supposed to have been buried.

  2. Big Ruckus D

    A feral funeral shit show,
    a mortician with a temper that’s ready to blow.
    Breadcrumbs at the grave site,
    when one starts shooting purely out of spite.
    A pall bearer got popped just because of a diss,
    now let the mortician rest in piss.
    It’s an outrage to the standards of polite society,
    to have to keep witnessing such unabashed niggotry.

    No, it’s not really funny, and admittedly it’s a bit déclassé for me to make light of it like that, but come on now, what the fuck? [Sigh], will we ever be rid of the damned scourge of these uncivilized beasts?

      • Big Ruckus D

        I’d like to take credit for it’s creation, but it’s something heard someone else use somewhere along the way. I thought it amusing, so I comitted a bit of niggotry myself and stole it.

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