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As they say: elections have consequences…

Philadelphia, come get your mayor. She is drunk and/or retarded, or just black.

Someone on Twitter did this:

Can you imagine the disaster if Mayor Cherelle Parker tried to spell Philadelphia?

20 Comments

  1. Big Ruckus D

    Fuckin’ Philly, man. That’s all I even have to say, and it effectively conveys the point. The same is true of Detroit, Baltimore, Chicago and plenty of others I could name. The mayor not being able to spell her home team’s name is no big deal. Most of the players on the team probably can’t, either. And that was before they suffered repeated head trauma.

  2. SirLawrence

    We Wuz Kangs.

    In Wakanda, eagles eat vowels for breakfast!

    Remember that they also invented the word “woke”. So, when you say “woke” instead of anti-White it’s like yelling “Go ELGSES!” at the teevee.

  3. Ohio Copperhead

    That NOT the worst they’ve done! MANY years ago, the ’90s I think, in your old hometown of Toledo, my mom called for a Toledo Blade photographer to take a pick a TPS school that hat a sign referring to a school tax renewal (so technically not an increase) to be voted on: it said, “No new taxs,” and as my mom told the reporter, “It can’t be unintentional, since it’s spelled that way on both sides of the sign!” The caption was, “Gimme an E!”
    And when they finally corrected it out of embarasment it read, “Not a new tax.” I think it was Riverside School.

  4. Flyin Bryan

    All the more reason to not give two shits to the whole ball sports thing. I read a comment from a blog a number of years ago where the guy wisely said, “Ball sports are just games of keep-away.” Wisely said

  5. Bean Dip Tray

    The Eagles vs. Chiefs rematch is right on schedule for the kayfabe NFL.
    Fond memories of Veteran’s Stadium daycare with Philadelphia Phillies.
    I even met Mike Schmidt and got an autograph for an EPIC brush with greatness.
    Mayor who? I’m having trouble with the spelling.

  6. Stealth Spaniel

    The second clue is “Cherelle”. Just one time, I would like to see Black Folks name their kids something normal. Wakanda is fiction. I wish they would let the Mob clean up America’s cities. Even Chicago and NYFC were safe in the ’50s.

    • Big Ruckus D

      Actually, I prefer they keep using their stupid wakandan we wuz kangs and sheeeit names. Given the media propensity to conceal mugshots and other visual footage of these perps, often the name is the only solid clue we get (aside from our own finely tuned pattern recognition).

  7. Bobsuruncle

    Still not as funny as that troglodite senator fetterneck from Braddock, PA little hat freak saying lets go eagles, when Braddock is in Pgh, which has the Steelers, its still a meme around here that just wont go away. Apparently, he found the republican party recently. What will all the union scumbags here do next erection cycle? Are we surprised by any of this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J98E7IDKVo

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