This isn’t quite as bad as the black girl that used Gorilla Glue in her hair and people blamed Whites for it (see: Why Would You Put Gorilla Glue In Your Hair? Cuz Racism Of Course!) but it is close:
I love The Root, not just for trolling people on their Facebook page, but also because they run stories like this.
A medicine cabinet mixup just left a North Carolina woman hospitalized as doctors try to help her out of a painful situation.
The unidentified woman apparently mistook her nail glue for eye drops and accidentally glued her eyes shut.
In a post she captioned, “POV: your mom thought her nail glue was her eye drops,” Ria Faggart, the woman’s daughter, shared video footage of her mother lying in a hospital bed. The video shows the woman blinking but unable to open her eyes as the sticky substance apparently has them sealed shut….
….In a January 1 update, Faggart told followers that her mother is still in a lot of pain and that one of her eyes is still glued shut.
“(ONE) eye is still glued shut. the other eye is closed because it hurts too bad for her to try and open it without the other eye opening. [You] can see the swelling and bruising on her eye. She is still in a lot of pain and her eye is sensitive to light,” she captioned her TikTok post.
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Of course she has a NegroFundMe that has inexplicably raised over $1,100 with a whopping $200 donation.
She is a foster mom so a woman that glues her eyes shut is raising troubled yoofs. That will turn out well.
Stay tuned for the inevitable lawsuit by Benjamin Crump because the packaging wasn’t explicit enough in instructing people to not put nail glue in dey eyes. Her civil rightz done been violated!
Bet she can still see da racisms. Dey be ever’where, yo.
Fuck!! I haven’t laughed in a loooonnnng time, but your comment did the trick! Thank you!!
It wuz da wyppipo dat made me blind!
Insane Clown World is off and running…
(((Dice Clay))) had a lovely poem about a girl with one eye glued shut.
“In the Land of the Blind, the One-eyed Man is King.”
No references to Jackson Browne. Weird.
What a steaming fourth world turd Kwanstain is.
Si se puede!
Well shit, now she’s really dangerous. We won’t even be able to see the whites of her eyes in the dark, so we have advance notice the shooting is about to start.
I joke, but all the same, that is a brutal injury to suffer. Even if done out of ones own stupidity. Even minor eye injuries are a motherfucker, been there and done that.
Oh, that is the last straw.
I am joining Moms Against Nail Glue… motto : “If Only One Eye Is Saved!”
And we should care, why?
12 years of public school down the drain.
Whelp. I’ve got nothing.