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Another Event To Avoid: Card Parties?

Another local yokel in a new venue:

Man faces up to 85 years after being found guilty in card party shooting

A card party sounds like something chicks would do, like get together to slurp down wine and pigs in a blanket while making homemade greeting cards. Apparently it is just a term for guys getting together to play cards and drink but when you mix more than zero blacks with alcohol, this is what often happens….

Friday, Jericho Simmons, was found guilty of murder in the shooting death of 29-year-old Timothy Leroy Coats while at a card party. Simmons faces 45 to 85 years in prison.

According to Allen County Circuit Court documents, the group had been drinking, smoking and playing cards in a woman’s garage off Illinois Road, when Simmons stood up and pulled a gun out of the waistband of his pants, shooting Coats in the head.

Coats was taken to a local hospital where he was pronounced brain dead and later taken off life support. Coats’ death was later ruled a homicide by the Allen County Coroner.

I guess he was tired of losing or something, just stood up and shot the dude in the head. Unnecessary but here you go…

Add card parties to your list along with hookah bars, Waffle House, celebrations of life, rap video filming locations and other spots to avoid. Or just avoid any place with more than zero blacks.

14 Comments

  1. Flyin Bryan

    It’s true, life does imitate art. In the Lynard Skynyrd song Saturday Night Special, a guy has been drinking whiskey and losing at poker. The guy proceeds to shoot his friend between the eyes. But as always, it’s the gun’s fault.

  2. TakeAHardLook

    Nogs!

    Every. Single. Time.

    Yo mama! Even a fellow feral nog can’t “relax around blacks.”

    One would think that, with all the nog on nog shootings that there’d be some lessening of the frequency of these incidents; after all, since (hopefully) each incident results in at least two nogs removed from society, would there not be fewer nogs to acquire “dey gatt” to gun down “dey homeboys”?

    Problem is, those conjugal visits allow feral incarcerated nogs to impregnate dey sows with even more nogs, thus repeating the cycle of fatherless nogs right from the moment of conception.

    I guess it would be a pipe dream for nogs to be barred from exercising “muh dik” when dey sows come for visitation. Keep the incarcerated nog handcuffed to a table & allow the female nog to be able only to converse. No touching. Keep the conversation limited to quantum level calculus, the plotting of ‘free return orbital trajectories’ for spacecraft and stress modulator advanced metrics for high-rise construction.

    You know, all those thangs that Wakandan nogs invented before Whitey stole them.

  3. Nolan Parker

    I’m never going to be the guy who gets shot. I’m only gonna even Be there for thirtyish minutes. They will have my money by then.

  4. Bean Dip Tray

    Cards are a construct of the white male patriarchy.
    Illinois Road, ain’t nobody got time for Ape Lincoln and CPUSA (D) commie RAT POS vermin.
    One good commie made so does he get the pot?
    BanjoLip Mooncrickets (BLM) are hardwired for communism.

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