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Tiger Plus Kobe Equals Shenanigans

No matter where they go, they leave a trail of chaos and destruction (and blindness in this case) in their wake. Meet Kobe (no relation to Bryant) Blake.

An Indianapolis man faces multiple felony charges after an alleged golf club assault left another man with skull and facial fractures.

Kobe Blake is charged with 11 felony counts including aggravated battery, a Level 3 felony; robbery resulting in bodily injury, a Level 3 felony: battery by means of a deadly weapon, a Level 5 felony and auto theft, a Level 6 felony….

….Court documents reveal that as a result of the brutal assault, the victim will likely never regain vision in one of his eyes….

…..Blake was accused of assaulting the victim with a golf club in the victim’s own home before robbing the man of several items including his Ford F-150 pickup.

Investigators eventually learned that the men had been hanging out together prior to the assault and visited several locations together including grabbing drinks at the Living Room Lounge. The two eventually made their way back to the victim’s home at Fishers where the alleged robbery and assault occurred.

Court documents reveal that Blake tearfully broke down and admitted to the assault, telling officers, “Yeah, I knocked him out.” When asked if he used a golf club to assault the victim, Blake reportedly responded, “I can’t say no.”

According to Blake’s account, he and the victim had been snorting methamphetamine and smoking marijuana prior to the assault.

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Beating the guy with a golf club wasn’t bad enough but then he stole his truck which added a felony auto theft charge. You will be surprised to learn that Kobe here is a “habitual offender” which means he will get up to an extra 20 years on top of the up to 16 he faces for these charges.

What sort of world do we live in where you can’t even hang around with your homie, snorting meth and smoking dope after drinking all night, without getting blinded by a golf club?

12 Comments

  1. ghostsniper

    Looks like a total of 13 charges this time, and a $100,000.00 bond.
    A 9mm to the head is about 24 cents.

    13 Aggravated Battery AND results in loss or impairment of a bodily function 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 3
    12 Battery Resulting in Moderate Bodily Injury (aggravated) 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 6
    11 Battery Resulting in Serious Bodily Injury 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 5
    10 Battery by Means of a Deadly Weapon 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 5
    9 Theft where value of property is between $750 & $50k ALL OTHER TYPES of larceny 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 6
    8 Basic theft offense ALL OTHER TYPES of larceny 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Misd A
    7 Robbery: Taking property from another by use of or threatening use of force. 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 5
    6 Intimidation: A person who communicates a threat with the intent to place another person in fear of the threat 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Misd A
    5 Robbery AND someone other than a defendant gets injured. 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 3
    4 Auto Theft: Theft of auto parts rather than entire vehicle & has a prior conv for either theft of auto or theft of auto parts 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 5
    3 Intimidation: Communicates a threat with the intent to place in fear AND to commit forcible felony. 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 6
    2 Intimidation: Communicates a threat with the intent to place in fear AND draws/uses deadly weapon. 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 5
    1 Auto Theft: Theft of Entire Vehicle 9/12/2024 12:00 AM 29D052409F3007446 Felony 6

  2. Bean Dip Tray

    Fishers must be fundamentally transformed.
    Carmel used to think that they were far enough out which is laughable.
    Fifty miles or more is the rule.
    Isn’t golf about dressing up like a pimp and it being OK?
    FUSA will love joggers until the 7500 degree mushroom cloud comes to clean it.
    You’ll have to be hundreds of miles from any city, military base, college, or government temple of Satan then.

    • ghostsniper

      We’re in Bean Blossom, 50 miles south, and that’s not far enough for me. When we moved here 19 years ago I thought it was, but events since then have changed my mind. We’re actively searching for another place, much farther from “society” but everything is SO expensive, we may be trapped.

  3. Lasagna

    African Americans suffer golf injuries at a higher rate than average. More evidence of racial bias inherent in a a society that honors white privelege.

    LaSagna

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